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March 8, 2019 New Orleans Man Pretends To Be Waffle House Cook Before Scattered & Smothered Stealing $300 Out The Register
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February 26, 2019 Woman Calls Cops After Drug Dealer Sells Her Sweetener Instead Of Her Beloved Booger Sugar
January 25, 2019 Florida Crazies: Woman Shot By Salty Scoundrel After Performing Sex Act For Pringles & $5
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