Top Ten Random Ridiculousness Acts of 2009

Posted on December 29th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness, Top Ten Lists

From Balloon Boy and his ridiculous-a*s parents to random domestic disputes to ridiculous acts of foolishness, 2009 has seen its share of crazy things that made us all say say hmmm… Pop the top to see our top 10 random moments of 2009.

10) Its Never Too Early to Kick Butts

An Indian boy’s parents say they have been encouraging their son to smoke since the age of three and claim his smoking skills are dazzling. But a spokesman for Guinness World Records told Ananova they do not have records for smoking and avoid youngest person achievements. Put the cigarettes down, young blood. LMAO @ this craziness in India.

9)Random Ridiculousness: Baby Bangs for the Baby Girl that Looks Like a Baby Boy

This has to be one of the craziest things we have come across this year. If you have a baby girl and she’s often mistaken for a boy then you are in luck. Some dumb a$$ came up with a new invention called Baby Bangs.

8)People Straightening Their Hair with… Africa’s Best?”

A white man broke down why Whites shouldn’t discriminate on using black no lye for their edges via youtube.

7)Woman Arrested for Going Upside her Husbands Head with a Frying Pan

71 year old Rosie Lewis was arrested after she hit her husband over the head multiple times with a frying pan. Rosie Lewis and her husband James got into an argument after he complained about what was cooked for breakfast. Rosie decided to cook her husband another meal but it only led to another argument and Mr. Lewis attempting to strike his wife with his cane.The result was James being treated by EMS for head injuries after Rosie struck him with a frying pan over his head resulting in 50 stitches to the head

6) 3 Women Super Glue a Cheating Mans Genitals

The women decided to lure the man into a Wisconsin motel by using a mistress as a decoy. Once inside the room the man was blindfolded and tied up.Guessing he was going to chop down a kinky one he prepared himself for the ride of his life only to later find his wife and two other women busting into the room to superglue
his privates and threaten to shoot him. After the incident, the wife admitted she was ashamed and was an emotional wreck!

5) 6 Women Beat up a Woman for Not Being Able to Sing at a Karaokee Bar

Six Connecticut women are facing assault charges for attacking a Westchester County woman for her amateurish karaoke performance at a bar. All six women – two 20-year-olds and four 19-year-olds from Stamford and Norwalk – were charged with misdemeanor assault, conspiracy to commit assault and breach of peace.The six suspects were released on $500 bond.

4)Random Ridiculousness Super Weave Stops Bullet Saves Womans Life

3) Plies is a Fkin Jacktard

Plies definition of a Goonette is nothing compared to the footage that follows it. This has got to be the most ignorant sh*t we’ve seen since that “Bust if Baby” f*ckery.

2) Random Ridiculousness: T-Pain Has a Funeral for Auto Tune

When T-Pain showed up to DJ Khaled’s album release party in a hearse blasting D.O.A people thought he was just being normal but we found out he actually was putting his claim to fame to rest. He hit the scene complete with a hearse and a coffin. We guess his song to Jay-Z apologizing wasn’t enough.

1) Chicks with D*cks… Is Lady GaGa Packing?

It was the question everyone wants to know the answer to… The cat or should we say pork roll came out the bag at a performance when she hopped off a motorcycle without any undies on and gave everyone a surprise.

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Leah 12/29/09, 05:30:PM

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Britchick91! 12/29/09, 05:36:PM

i wonder how the couple in the barrel got out
The Businesswoman 12/29/09, 05:43:PM

My question to Lady Gaga is: Did you do that on purpose? My comment is: all of these fools are crazy!
P@N@M@Be@uTy 12/29/09, 05:57:PM

Most of them are funny, but the worst one is about the Indian kid smoking. That is wrong on so many levels. It is very sad that his parents are so ignorant about the situation and encourage him to do that mess.
PraDaMaMa 12/29/09, 06:03:PM

WOW, VERY INTERESTING…BABYS WITH WEAVE SOOO SAD…& WTH IS GOING ON IN THAT BARREL HOW IN THE H3LL DO THEY SUPPOSE TO GET OUT…….
Sylmarvelous 12/29/09, 06:05:PM

The one about the lil kid smoking-I could not believe that sh*t! He was truly smoking like a pro! That sh*t was not and never will be funny!
MADE.IN.NY 12/29/09, 06:48:PM

Top 3 (in no particular order):

#9 Baby Bangs

Just because an idea pops into your head, doesn’t mean you have to act on it. Baby Bangs = a plastic mess.

#7 Frying Pan Rosie

Duffed in the head w/a frying pan? The visual alone is crazy.

#6 Super Glue Revenge

Funny simply because this is lesson # 3647920318 on why you should NOT cheat on your wife. Yet, men will read this story and still not learn . . .
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Sanjor 12/29/09, 10:35:PM

The first pic is of Rose and her baby daddy taking a shower together, lol.
WhoGoneCheckMeBoo 12/30/09, 01:57:AM

hell yea Lady GaGa packing…her dick is probably bigger than all of yalls over at Bossip…ha ha ha!! please stop hating on my girl! she was biggest thing this year…2009 was her year…stop hating
Ray Realtalk 12/30/09, 04:22:AM

Somebody need to smoke the parents of smoking baby jr. Where’s O-dogg.
delboy 12/30/09, 06:42:AM

The Smoking Indian boy story is years old! This didn’t happen in 2009, FACT!
Tea Bag 12/30/09, 06:58:AM

To perform the tea bag, have the girl lay flat on her back. Then you squat over her with your hands on your knees, and gently dip your nut sac in and out of her mouth in a motion similar to performing some kind of fucked up yoga exercise.
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drenk 12/30/09, 08:28:AM

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Jordan Cohen 12/30/09, 09:04:AM

Wow, Euros on relaxer, sistas with no self-control, Plies continuing his goon act, T-Pain feeling self-conscious about autotune and Gaga’s polish sausage. 2009 was a mess.
If T-Pain was SMART, he would’ve gotten his mgmt to have him become the Autotune poster child! Yamaha Pianos has Alicia Keys, Norah Jones and Elton John, Antares coulda had Teddy Pain, Akon and Kanye. Please also note that when Jay dropped DOA, sales for autotune increased (+20%) on the sheer fact that he had the package of the product IN THE VIDEO.
drenk 12/30/09, 09:06:AM

how the F*^$ are you gonna have a crazy picture of a fat girl and some desperate dude together in a barrel and not have that in your list!! I wanna why and how they ended up in that barrel and how much olive oil did it take to remove them from it
This some Shhh.... 12/30/09, 10:16:AM

Dude in the barrel looks like he’s annoyed he’s that close to her puzzy.
Jamaquina.Cubana 12/30/09, 10:18:AM

How come they didn’t comment on the barrel pic?!
Can’t put up a pic like that Bossip and don’t identify WHAT it is or WHERE it come from!
Cuz dat pic is sumpin’ else!
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KITTY 12/30/09, 10:52:AM

@ TEA BAG-NOW THAT WAS A RANDOM ACT OF RIDICULOUSNESS!
Southernbreed 12/30/09, 11:48:AM

The most fucked up one was the Karaokee story.
That’s why it’s called karaokee, you are just having fun singing to some of your favorite songs.
We got a karaokee thing here in Columbus, Georgia at this place called Sports Page.
The soldiers from Ft.Benning go there alot, we just laugh at them trying to sing, not whoop their ass.
All 6 of them women need to grow up, the person was having fun, you didn’t have to sit there and listen to it if you didn’t like it, you could have bounced.
FriendofaFriend 12/30/09, 12:01:PM

Woooooooow!!! Theze r some of the craziest thingz eva seen……………
LBCER 12/30/09, 03:00:PM

Why the poeple in the barrel? Maybe they live where water is scarce and bathrooms with working plumbing is even more scarce. Just a thought.
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