Random Ridiculousness

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Christina Morta, pictured above, owned and operated some ‘mobile ho’s’ type of venture – a bus with five tricks on board that roamed the streets of South Beach:

“Morta allegedly charged $40 for patrons to board the quarter million-dollar bus. Once on board, prostitutes received even more money for performing lap dances and various sex acts, police said. Police said Morta, the so-called madam, was also one of the prostitutes. [Morta’s was one of 75 arrests made by Miami PD to crack down on prostitution]”

Ho’s on Wheels? These stank heffahs are taking this sh*t to a whole ‘notha level.

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  • Hannibal

    wtf?

  • jai

    That’s what you call Thinking Outside The Box!!!

  • WhatsYoursIsMine

    This is nothing new. When the Superbowl was in Houston they had a few of these going around. They also have them roaming in major Spring Break cities, and on the Vegas strip whenever something major is in town.

  • shesofine

    I wonder what these broads look like cuz ol girl pictured above doesn’t look fancy at all

  • Aunt Viv

    Entrepreneurial I suppose, albeit in a warped kinda way.

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    Jai & Aunt Viv

    my thoughts exactly..she was cakin..instead of meals on wheels she was selling hos! amazing!

  • Kevin W.

    That bus had to smell just like badussy!

  • DA TRUFF HURTZ!!!

    WOW!!!

    PEOPLE WILL GO TO NO END IN ORDER TO DISRESPECT THEMSELVES.

    HOW SAD…

  • MARLEY GAYE

    OH MY GAWD I LOVE SMART BYTCHES…. NOW ALL SHE GOTTA DO IS MOVE HER ASS TO NEVADA AND SET UP SHOP RIGHT NEXT TO THE BUNNY RANCH. 40 DOLLAS A HEAD???? MORE HOES ON THE BUS UM … HEIDE KLUM AINT SHYT … GET YO MONEY. IF YALL EVER IN NEED OF A BUS PIMP MY CUT IS FIDY FI PERCENT OF PROFITS.

    CANT BEAT THAT.

  • Ms. T.

    I hope that others look better than the one in the picture. She looks like a cross between Flava Flav and Buckwheat. SMDH.

  • RandiiGirl!

    MS. T you are wrooong!! LMAO..

  • I'm Just Me (My Baby Graduated 6/25/08!!!)

    LMAOOOOOO!!!

  • Nurse GiGi

    Stuff like that is always poppin off here in Miami. They always say that they’re cracking down. As soon as they close down, they re-open.

  • memchee

    gotta admit…..that’s quite innovative.

    Too bad it wasn’t applied to something legal and constructive.

  • Doc

    LAWD WHAT IN THE JACKSON PROJECTS IS THIS?

  • ChineseChickenWingz

    i swear to fukin jesus i NEVER thought of that…take that bus state to state tho

  • Green Grass

    Very Entrepreneurial, definitely doing her part in these tough econoice times. hope it was a hybrid bus

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    wow buying p@ssy in this day and aids is ridiculous!

  • MansBestFriend

    @ms braided beauty chicagos own

    Agreed, all this free CAT laying around… ni**as needin!

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  • blackgirl

    I can’t believe I’m saying this…but if you are going to do some ol ho sh** like this…this would be the way to do it. Whoever would have thunk it..lol

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    I once red this O N an Interracial xx club whose online site is ##++ S i n g l e P a r e n t Kiss .c o m+##, where all women are welcome to meet handsome and single men online for fun, new love and more..also there are many single women or men who love sports very much

  • Link9

    SMH @ this. And you wonder why HIV/AIDS is the #1 killer in the black community. SMDH.

  • Terry

    Biz a usual.

    Move along.

  • adam

    I heard Prostitute Paula Patton likes to watch girls get raped. especially white and hispanic girls.

    She’s been known to lure and bate girls with roofies.

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