Random Ridiculousness

- By Bossip Staff Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness

Posted by Bossip Staff

Christina Morta, pictured above, owned and operated some ‘mobile ho’s’ type of venture – a bus with five tricks on board that roamed the streets of South Beach:

“Morta allegedly charged $40 for patrons to board the quarter million-dollar bus. Once on board, prostitutes received even more money for performing lap dances and various sex acts, police said. Police said Morta, the so-called madam, was also one of the prostitutes. [Morta’s was one of 75 arrests made by Miami PD to crack down on prostitution]”

Ho’s on Wheels? These stank heffahs are taking this sh*t to a whole ‘notha level.

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Shout out to WJ

Comments

  • Hannibal

    wtf?

  • jai

    That’s what you call Thinking Outside The Box!!!

  • WhatsYoursIsMine

    This is nothing new. When the Superbowl was in Houston they had a few of these going around. They also have them roaming in major Spring Break cities, and on the Vegas strip whenever something major is in town.

  • shesofine

    I wonder what these broads look like cuz ol girl pictured above doesn’t look fancy at all

  • Aunt Viv

    Entrepreneurial I suppose, albeit in a warped kinda way.

  • bree is an OBAMA supporter.. YES WE CAN!

    Jai & Aunt Viv

    my thoughts exactly..she was cakin..instead of meals on wheels she was selling hos! amazing!

  • Kevin W.

    That bus had to smell just like badussy!

  • DA TRUFF HURTZ!!!

    WOW!!!

    PEOPLE WILL GO TO NO END IN ORDER TO DISRESPECT THEMSELVES.

    HOW SAD…

  • MARLEY GAYE

    OH MY GAWD I LOVE SMART BYTCHES…. NOW ALL SHE GOTTA DO IS MOVE HER ASS TO NEVADA AND SET UP SHOP RIGHT NEXT TO THE BUNNY RANCH. 40 DOLLAS A HEAD???? MORE HOES ON THE BUS UM … HEIDE KLUM AINT SHYT … GET YO MONEY. IF YALL EVER IN NEED OF A BUS PIMP MY CUT IS FIDY FI PERCENT OF PROFITS.

    CANT BEAT THAT.

  • Ms. T.

    I hope that others look better than the one in the picture. She looks like a cross between Flava Flav and Buckwheat. SMDH.

  • RandiiGirl!

    MS. T you are wrooong!! LMAO..

  • I'm Just Me (My Baby Graduated 6/25/08!!!)

    LMAOOOOOO!!!

  • Nurse GiGi

    Stuff like that is always poppin off here in Miami. They always say that they’re cracking down. As soon as they close down, they re-open.

  • memchee

    gotta admit…..that’s quite innovative.

    Too bad it wasn’t applied to something legal and constructive.

  • Doc

    LAWD WHAT IN THE JACKSON PROJECTS IS THIS?

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