Random Ridiculousness

Posted on June 25th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness

Posted by Bossip Staff

Christina Morta, pictured above, owned and operated some ‘mobile ho’s’ type of venture – a bus with five tricks on board that roamed the streets of South Beach:

“Morta allegedly charged $40 for patrons to board the quarter million-dollar bus. Once on board, prostitutes received even more money for performing lap dances and various sex acts, police said. Police said Morta, the so-called madam, was also one of the prostitutes. [Morta's was one of 75 arrests made by Miami PD to crack down on prostitution]“

Ho’s on Wheels? These stank heffahs are taking this sh*t to a whole ‘notha level.

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Shout out to WJ

  • Hannibal

    wtf?

  • jai

    That’s what you call Thinking Outside The Box!!!

  • WhatsYoursIsMine

    This is nothing new. When the Superbowl was in Houston they had a few of these going around. They also have them roaming in major Spring Break cities, and on the Vegas strip whenever something major is in town.

  • shesofine

    I wonder what these broads look like cuz ol girl pictured above doesn’t look fancy at all

  • Aunt Viv

    Entrepreneurial I suppose, albeit in a warped kinda way.

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    Jai & Aunt Viv

    my thoughts exactly..she was cakin..instead of meals on wheels she was selling hos! amazing!

  • Kevin W.

    That bus had to smell just like badussy!

  • DA TRUFF HURTZ!!!

    WOW!!!

    PEOPLE WILL GO TO NO END IN ORDER TO DISRESPECT THEMSELVES.

    HOW SAD…

  • MARLEY GAYE

    OH MY GAWD I LOVE SMART BYTCHES…. NOW ALL SHE GOTTA DO IS MOVE HER ASS TO NEVADA AND SET UP SHOP RIGHT NEXT TO THE BUNNY RANCH. 40 DOLLAS A HEAD???? MORE HOES ON THE BUS UM … HEIDE KLUM AINT SHYT … GET YO MONEY. IF YALL EVER IN NEED OF A BUS PIMP MY CUT IS FIDY FI PERCENT OF PROFITS.

    CANT BEAT THAT.

  • Ms. T.

    I hope that others look better than the one in the picture. She looks like a cross between Flava Flav and Buckwheat. SMDH.

  • RandiiGirl!

    MS. T you are wrooong!! LMAO..

  • I’m Just Me (My Baby Graduated 6/25/08!!!)

    LMAOOOOOO!!!

  • Nurse GiGi

    Stuff like that is always poppin off here in Miami. They always say that they’re cracking down. As soon as they close down, they re-open.

  • memchee

    gotta admit…..that’s quite innovative.

    Too bad it wasn’t applied to something legal and constructive.

  • Doc

    LAWD WHAT IN THE JACKSON PROJECTS IS THIS?

  • ChineseChickenWingz

    i swear to fukin jesus i NEVER thought of that…take that bus state to state tho

  • Green Grass

    Very Entrepreneurial, definitely doing her part in these tough econoice times. hope it was a hybrid bus

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    wow buying p@ssy in this day and aids is ridiculous!

  • MansBestFriend

    @ms braided beauty chicagos own

    Agreed, all this free CAT laying around… ni**as needin!

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  • blackgirl

    I can’t believe I’m saying this…but if you are going to do some ol ho sh** like this…this would be the way to do it. Whoever would have thunk it..lol

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    I once red this O N an Interracial xx club whose online site is ##++ S i n g l e P a r e n t Kiss .c o m+##, where all women are welcome to meet handsome and single men online for fun, new love and more..also there are many single women or men who love sports very much

  • Link9

    SMH @ this. And you wonder why HIV/AIDS is the #1 killer in the black community. SMDH.

  • Terry

    Biz a usual.

    Move along.

  • adam

    I heard Prostitute Paula Patton likes to watch girls get raped. especially white and hispanic girls.

    She’s been known to lure and bate girls with roofies.

  • justaddhotmilk

    with the price of gas, you need a strong hustle. im kidding that is not the business. i dont even see how some men can even bring themselves to sex a woman that is getting sexed all day. i wouldn’t even want to receive head from a trick. sex is not that important to me, there are too many diseases/viruses out there and in the end its not even worth it. besides i can relate to myself better than anyone else can anyway.

  • Nita

    prostitution should be legal.

    condoms should be mandatory.

    i want to see pictures of the johns.

  • K-mia

    i agree, prostitution should be legal…its the oldest profession in the world.

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    Prostitution is nothing new, no matter how many ways you try to disguise it.

  • MINDSLAVE

    if ‘they’ can control ‘your’ sex life, ‘your’ not FREE

    DEMOCRACY IS AN ILLUSION

  • SOUTH AFRICAN BOY

    ONLY IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!

    GOTTA LOVE THIS ISHHH

  • indiandyme

    Good business venture…innovative.

  • Sick

    I’m n love w/a HO that can take it and keep rollin.

  • Ms. T.

    Hey RandiiGirl and Jaime. I was just speaking the truth about ole girl in the picture. LMAO.

    Have a great day friends.

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  • Mr. Marcus ™

    bloodcleeeet!

  • crazypants

    gotta admit, that’s damn creative the hooker bus. If i pay extra will they drop me off at home?

  • WordzOfaProphet

    Prostitution is the oldest job in the world…Im just saying..LMAO

    Makes me think of nursery rhymes…

    Da hoes on the bus go up and down, round and round, up and down, the hoes on the bus go up and down F**kin all thru da town!!!!

    LMAO!!!

  • Meeko From Detroit

    wordsofaprophet

    that was soooo funny i spat out my mountain dew on my computer…..

    these hoes was getting hat bread but failed when one ho asked for more and pulled the 50 cent babymama routine and he tried to complain to the wrong people.

    thats whats up.

  • yolie

    Wow. That was some ride. It’s like a Disney for tricks. It gets E for excessive. I have heard it all now.

  • PYTHON KING

    AT LEAST SHE WAS SMART ENOUGH TO BE THE PIMP AND SHE DID NOT GIVE IT AWAY FOR FREE!!!MAKE THOSE TRICKS PAY DEARLY AIN’T NOTHIN FREE BUT THE LORD…WOMAN ARE THE BIGGEST PIMPS SO DON’T HATE

  • lisalisa

    hos on wheels?

  • shalane

    “the hoes on the bus go up and down,up and down up and down.the hoes on the bus go up and down all thru the town.”lol

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