Dear Bossip: He Won’t Let Me Toss His Salad!

- By Bossip Staff

Hello Bossip Staff I read your love and sex articles all the time and I thought I’d reach out to you guys because nothing seems off limits. Let me start off with a little bit of history. I am 27 years old and my husband will be 30 in May. We got married 3 years ago and we have a healthy marriage. Here is where things get a little complicated. We grew up in strict religious households and we were both virgins when we got married. I was lucky because he’s my high school sweetheart and we dated all through college but we never made love until our wedding night. I was very proud of us as a couple because we held out until marriage(as hard as it was) we built a strong foundation as a result of our commitment to God and our beliefs. Mind you when I was in high school and college all my friends were sexually active and many were promiscuous. I never judged them but I did ask questions and I did a lot of research before the wedding just to prepared for what I thought sex was about at the time. I love my husband and I know he loves me too but I think I intimidate him in the bedroom because I want to try new positions or something like that. He was shy in the beginning and eventually he opened up and surprised me! He can be freaky and I like that! We have great sex but I want to “toss his salad.” I know it sounds gross but I read that oral and digital stimulation around the anus and perineum are highly orgasmic for man and he won’t let me do it to him! How can I convince him to try it with me just one time?

Good day to you, sis! Thank you for writing in and sharing your story! Uh-oh! You want to “toss” your man’s “salad” and he won’t hear it, huh? Well, sis, this shouldn’t surprise you. Most men don’t like their areas tampered with! Exit only. No questions asked. So the reaction you got is a sentiment shared by many men.

When you really think about it though, sis, men aren’t built to be penetrated so you could understand why natural instincts keep a lot of them from even entertaining such a thought, right? It feels wrong because it goes against the natural order of things! He might not be able to wrap his brain around your face being in between his buns, he may not be able to look at you the same after that! And the digital part …forget it! This doesn’t go for all men, of course, there are always exceptions but, for the most part, men don’t want anything to do with salad tossing!

Here’s the deal, Ma. Kudos to you and your husband for abstaining until marriage, that’s highly admirable! However, you don’t have to do it all! Even though he is your husband and the only sexual partner you’ll ever have, he still has boundaries. Everyone has boundaries in the bedroom that should be respected regardless of marital status. So, stop with trying to convince him to be your experimental test dummy! If he’s open to it, let him come around on his own time but until then, no pressure, sis! No pressure.

We asked a few of our readers how they felt, so hit the second page to see what they had to say!

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  • I Am Legend (Allergic To Darkies)

    If you are secure with your sexuality let her toss ya salad…. lol I let my ex toss my salad and that’s a nice feeling .She was a freak …Damn I should call her up.. Don’t judge me

    • I Am Legend ( Allergic To Darkies)

      I love all my fans especially you GLOK

  • Panamanian Miguel

    eating ass,is that what they teach in church now

    • BlackRob

      Go to church and find out what is taught there.

  • tiesha

    a negro bucks anus is the epicenter for a plethora of STDs

    • YokoDMV

      technology is crazy!! you get internet access on that plantation you still live on?

    • Kendir

      DEAD!

  • ignoranceisbliss

    Nothing is wrong with a man getting his salad tossed…How many men toss women salad all the time.

    But what if she wants me to sh*it on her stomach?

  • I am....

    That salad in the pic sure looks good

  • Oooh Weee!!

    OH.

    EM.

    GEE!!!!!

  • BYTCH BYE

    Gon on bytch so he can leave u 4 a man!

  • hurry up

    MAN DIVORCE that vile hoe. The next time you see HER Mr. Just Got Out PRISON, OR DUDE JUST IN FROM THE ATL OR NYC OR CALIFORNIA WILL HAVE her AZZ messed AT THE FREE HIV! CLINIC. You want a woman to lose all respect for you let her know you let anything rip your azz hoe willingly …plz know she will always be thinking forever more STFU YOU BOTTOM BISH! Give that HOE AWAY TO LEGEND TODAY. Don’t ponder it she can’t get it from you and he wants she is going to get it! Legend this ones for you!

  • Ri Ri

    Ahhh glok, u always make me laugh

  • ThaTruth

    Damn Glok! We get it! How many times you got to post the same exact shyt (just expressed in an iggnorant way each time). You act real suspect dude. Ur just a lil too passionate about being against it.

  • Glok ... She Simply Delicious!

    THERE ARE PLENTY OF WAYS TO PLEASE A WOMAN AND GET YOURSELF PLEASE BUT LICKING ANUS AINT IN MY NONE OF MY SEXUAL PROWLESS WITH A CHICK ..I DONT WANT HER NEAR MY FACE AFTER SHE JUST LICKED MY AZZ ,..HELL NO BYTCH GET THA FUK OUT MY HOUSE …I KNOW ANYTHING GOES WITH A HOOKA LIKE THAT!

    • Soul Touch

      …I’m going to have to agree with you on that one.

  • Glok ... She Simply Delicious!

    MAN IM STILL SHITTING OREO COOKIES AND CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM AND ENTERMANN MINI CHOC ON CHOC DONUTS AND I DARE A BYTCH TO SAY SHE WANT TO ENTERTAIN MY ANUS ..ID SMACK A BYTCH!

  • BYTCH BYE

    LMAO @ Glok!!!!!

  • Matix B

    Bytch is lying! She had azzhole sandwiches in high school and fuqed in the azz to keep her cherry. SMFH at these bible thumpers.

  • No-INtro

    The ignorance is in full throttle on here today.

  • Daisy Jay

    What the f*ck.

    That’s not being a freak. That’s just being downright disgusting.

    Any man that likes his @sshole played with has h0m0 tendancies. Period.

    I’ll be d@mned if a guy asks me to do that. When it comes to sexual encounters, I strongly believe that @ssholes are NOT to be touched! F*cking disgusting!

    • Soul Touch

      @Daisy

      ^5, I TOTALLY agree with you.

  • shaynah

    I second that. No matter how freaky a thought in my mind I would be, tossing someone’s salad is in the -100 lol! But let your man be a man and hands (and mouth or toy lol) off his no-no zone.

    follow me on twitter.com/IPromise8404

  • Jay the Real One

    I don’t play that

  • Daisy Jay

    @Soul Touch

    Just wanted to let you know that I hate you. I am now suffering from terrible nausea because of what you said *mental images, single tear falls*

  • Soul Touch

    @Daisy

    Trust me, I did myself no favours. All I keep picturing is a hairy as.shole in my face.

    Ugh, I just threw up a little.

  • Johnny'sgirl

    The picture is priceless!!! LMAO!!!

  • chrissy

    this article is funny some dude on my fb put out that their are girls doing this trying to trap mf into being there man…..

    there/their….lol….get at me spell checkers….

    • Daisy Jay

      Their lol

  • Daisy Jay

    *face scrunches up in disgust, eyes shut tight* Oh god…. *whimpers quietly* I’m gonna go cry in a corner now.

  • RHONYC

    that picture is HILARIOUS!😆

  • RHONYC

    bwahahahahaha!😆

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