Everybody’s spent the last year “hating” on LeBron James for his parade and self-indulgent Decision where he took his talents to South Beach to suck with the Miami Heat. But he’s not the only celebrity to make a high-profile move. Take a look at some other stars that took their talents elsewhere.
Shaq – He didn’t need a press conference to take his talents from Orlando to Los Angeles and win three championships with the Lakers. He then took his talents to damn near every team in the league on his way to retirement. Now he’s using his talents to slam dunk Hoopz in her naughty parts.
Jay-Z – After a split with Dame Dash, Jigga took his talents away from Roc-a-fella and basically killed the label. What is Dame even doing these days? We’d hate to see he turned out like Cleveland did post-LeBron.
Beyonce – Bey had a good team around her for years with number one albums and songs…but she decided to take her talents solo. She ditched Destiny’s Child and became a bigger star, even though Kelly is winning right now with the hottest song on the planet.
Rihanna – Thanks to her not wanting to be a punching bag anymore, Rih Rih took her talents away from Breezy. Unfortunately, she took her talents to quite a few other gentlemen. We’re actually not sure where her talents are landing right now, but they appear to find themselves in Drake’s lap.
The Game – After a lover’s quarrel with his posse and 50 Cent, The Game took his talents away from G-Unit so he could name drop whomever he wanted to on his own. Sadly, we still had to watch him and Fiddy have an awkwardly weird kiss that we can’t get out of our nightmares.
Carmelo Anthony – Melo was in the middle of Denver Colorado, bored out of his mind with a team going nowhere. But, thanks to his love for big lights and LaLa, he took his talents to New York to get swept in the first round with the Knicks. Good call?
The Game – After getting cancelled, The Game took its talents to BET and the whole world seemed to watch the first episode. The show got weird this season, but we stuck by it. Kelsey Grammar makin’ that guap!
The Rock – He took his talents from wrestling to Hollyweird. How many of you freaks went to see him in Tooth Fairy to fulfill your little nasty fantasies of The Rock? Don’t be afraid to admit it…it’s just us.
Tiki Barber – Lil’ Tik Tik did the most dastardly deed of them all. He took his talents to some young skank after ditching his pregnant wife. Now he’s trying to take his talents back to the NFL, but nobody wants his old, sorry a$$.
Amber Rose – After Yeezy passed on her, Amby Pants took her talents to Wiz Khalifa. He seems to be enjoying it, while she’s screaming that he’s not a downgrade. Whatever floats your boat, toots.
