Monday Morning Madness

Posted on November 3rd, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness

Posted by Bossip Staff

Many of you probably have some aggravating employers and coworkers. We know how taxing it is to refrain from letting the beast loose on ‘em. Well, ol boy ought to help get you by.

  • Zane’s Sex Chronicles

    First

  • Tracey

    Oh damn, I would have been first if I didnt wtch the video first lol

  • Dana Dane, I Saved The Best For Last Nigg@s, Kiss My Ass (5’9 Chocolate Diva)

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • smh

    thea chic he threw the monitor at, yeah, baby girl is about to BE RICH!!! i hope he’s still in jail with no bail! fukkk him

  • hudy

    Numerous people are discussing this on ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^. So interesting! Join us. Add your peculiar comments.

  • jandsmama

    Why did it take two full minutes of people getting their face busted by computers and trashing the place before some dropped his ass?

  • The Bear (I bleed swagger)

    Seriously though… How else could OJ kill TWO white people with ONE knife???

  • danky dank

    @ The Bear

    The rest of the black people would have been tipped off by ol boy in the white going through his desk in the beginning. We would have been thinking “any minute that nukka finna go OFF up in here, let me go to the soda machine…” LOL

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

    white on white crime damn shame, glad i dont worh in those ole corporate offices anymore they will make u go off like that especially those rscist ignorant as8 white folks>

  • I Voted!

    sometimes I feel like doing that, but know better not to!

  • The Bear (I bleed swagger)

    @ Danky dank

    Shoot… by the time this fool threw the second computer I’d be calling back to the office on my cell phone from the Taco Bell down the street to find out what happened.

  • Neil

    did they forget to mail is paycheck…lmao

  • SimplePleasures

    The Bear, you are too funny! LMBO!!!

    And I am ‘SMH’ at them pudgy, wimpy azz men standing around or trying to get out of the way instead of trying to restrain this fool. It wasn’t like he was armed.

  • trea08

    If that would have one of us they would have had security,the police and the swat team in there within 1 min………and they would have shot em by than dame shame how this world is

  • Ermy Erm

    I CANT SEE THE VIDEO!!! WHERE IS IT LOCATED?!

  • The Bear (I bleed swagger)

    You see black folks don’t play that stuff… sticking around when there’s drama.

    I remember one time I went to a movie at the theater on Canal Street (New Orleans) and some drama jumped off in the lobby.

    I ducked for like 2.5 seconds and by the time I picked up my head the place was EMPTY!!!

    This other time my friend took me to a Jamaican club in Ft. Lauderdale. Well drama jumped off again and Im up there dancing and having such a good time I must have closed my eyes for a split second. By the time I realized the music had stopped and opened my eyes EVERYBODY including the chick I was dancing with was GONE!!!

  • Elo

    “Ummmm….so does this mean we get to go home early…??”

    This is why people should have their own offices, cubicles suck…that lady across from him popped her gum one too many times for his liking….then theres the effing heavy breather next to him….

  • WordtotheWise

    ROTFLMAO @ Bear!!! I know THAT’S right. Hey Bear, you can’t go anywhere w/o some b.s. starting, huh?

    I cosign w/everyone wondering why people were standing around looking dumbfounded. I was like, what tha???

  • http://YAHOO mzprettylady

    Damn that was mad funny! I know I’m wrong for laughing but ole boy went hard! He even started throwing the tables! LOL and why would the lady on the side of him just stand there?? She knew he didn’t like her so soon as he started going hard on ole boy! I would have started sprinting my ass out of there like a football player!!! LOL That just made my Monday!

  • crest

    i dont know if this is real but it was funny.

  • bootlegger

    soooo..is there no security in that building? SMDH

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    That’s not crazy. . I’LL SHOW YOU PEOPLE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • me

    Funny how everyone here says “oh black folks wouldn’t do that: black folks would run away”..

    What i find the funniest is most of the “workers”

    are white… Which is pretty much the status quo for all of America… the workers are white and well, you know rest..

  • mandah… 21 like Black Jack and a sucka for a white russian ;)

    Crazy Ass Rodney

    That’s not crazy. . I’LL SHOW YOU PEOPLE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ================================

    thats exactly what the hell imado if we have one mo system failure/power outage in my effin ofice building….they keep playin! and LAWD SWEET LAWD IF MCLAME WINS @MORROW!!!!!!! this will look like SESAME SCREET! lol

  • I’m just saying…………….

    LMAO @ BEAR……you got me crying up in here!!!

  • denayk20

    @Bear…You gonna get me fired..Im at work dying of laughter…My chest hurts cause I laughed so hard…these white folks think im crazy…LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

  • I’m just saying…………….

    That’s why I have always said people were not meant to be packed in a space for 8 hours a day. The girl in the office next to me clomps around in her heels like a horse ALL DAY. I don’t know why she walks around so much. Sure, I have thought about, dreamed about pushing her down, taking her shoes off and beating her “A” with them but I can’t do that. Self control is what seperates us from the animals.

  • DA TRUFF!!! The Truth Will Set You Free!!! (Welcome to The United States Obamerica)

    WOOOOOOOW!!! ASIAN PEOPLE ARE OOF THE HOOK!!!!!!!

    JUST SO YOU PEOPLE KNOW…, THIS IS IN ASIA!

    THERE WERE NO WHITE OR BLACK PEOPLE IN THE VIDEO!

    THERE IS A COLOR VERSION WITH SOUND IN THE VIDEOS THAT POP UP AFTER THIS ONE PLAYS………

    CHECK IT OUT!

  • Nita1006

    OMG!!!! Bear YOU STUPID!!!!! You bout to get me fired because i am laughing so hard and so loud!!! OMG!! you know nigg’s don’t even be on dat. All he would’ve had to do is stand up real quick and khatz would’ve been out da door!!! Let some mess like that jump off here. They won’t see this chic for 3 days!!! Real Talk!!

  • B-Nice

    That sh$#@ was just doggarn rediculously funny. I do beleive he listenend to some crazy stuff on his way to work on the radio. Like Woo-tang, or Busta, or Weezy or Rage,,,,,,Everybody just stood as if they were in shock, my butt would have hauled asssss! They just stood their like a bunch of dummies. Not Funny, Sadddddddddddddddddddddd. I hope this doesn’t happen when Obama wins tomorrow.

  • Yvonne

    @jandsmama,

    I agree with you. After that one man wrestled the ax or whatever he was holding out of his hands and he fell down….that is when all of them should have jumped on him, put him down and held him there until the police came.

    I wonder what set him off? Maybe he don’t like people touching his papers and stuff. LOL

  • ROBIN

    WOW

    POOR THING HE PROLLY JUSS NEEDS SOME LOVING….SMDH

  • MRS.CELIUS

    I mean Im pissing on myself laughing at the video & the comments… I feel him all the way! “THE BEAR” Im wit u at Taco Bell up the street…LMAO!!!

  • Nita1006

    @

    Danky Dank…

    Mmaaaaaannnnnnn you crazy!! I would’ve been lookin from my watch to him, to him from my watch. Soon as I seen that manager come around that corner I would have been somewhere in the bathroom on tha toilet for real!!!! LMAO!!!!! DAMN THAT!

  • Jaye

    Talk about bad day at the office!!!! My man FLASHED! lol

  • always knew

    too funny!!!!!!!!!I’m glad that I don’t have to work for anyone else and keep it contained. I know he felt like a million bucks after getting it off his chest….That’s why it’s better to work for yourself…You rarely get angry,because you are in control of everything, (Mostly)….

  • beloved

    wtf is everyone standing around for,all those men in there and they cant knock his ass out or something

  • VoiceOfReason

    @ The Bear (I bleed swagger)

    LOLOLOLOL at the story about the Jamaican club, man, that girl couldn’t have tapped you on the shoulder or nothing?

    And, since we talking about the difference between “them” and “us”, we also would have called in sick the day of AND after we heard he was released from jail. We aint bout to get shot up over health benefits.

  • We “Blacks” Are The Real Hebrew Israelites

    White people rioting after Obama wins by a landslide.
    :)

  • We “Blacks” Are The Real Hebrew Israelites

    LMAO!

    Damn Bruh…you got “a case of the Mondays”? :(

    lol!!

  • Merri Lee

    FAKE!FAKE!FAKE!FAKE!FAKE!FAKE!FAKE!FAKE!

    This was to promote a movie – it’s not real.

  • We “Blacks” Are The Real Hebrew Israelites

    Umm…actually what I was trying to say is that you are over analyzing a scenario that isn’t even real let alone a model for sociopolitical commentary. If you would like to engage in a thoughtful discourse on reactions towards workplace violence, then perhaps this would not be the best forum. People comment on things like this is a fantastical almost farcical take on the “coulda-woulda-shouldas”. It is an unspoken agreement that what we are engaging in, as termed in the Black culture, is “clowning”. Perhaps you are not familiar with this cultural phenomenon?

    In laymans speak= Chill out…we’re just playin’. Geeesh.

  • Anton Slizzardhands

    hmmmm.

  • justme

    Anybody know what song this is?

  • ***

    This is too funny! Oh, the song is “Bittersweet Symphony” by The Verve. I have it on my ipod.

  • Tammy

    I thought I saw this before on this web site.

    Anyways, I would have been out. Not taking a bullet for the white man.

  • Candid Canuck

    @ Da Truff and the other clown;

    how are these Asians in the Vid? DOn’t you see blonde hair and some token white dudes in the vid?

  • Wanjiru

    @ The Bear….

    ……Bwa ha ha ha ah aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah hahaahaha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah aha ha ha h aha

    ….please stop!

    .

  • BlackBarbie

    I’m still tryin to figure out why everybody was standing around! He would have picked up a stapler, acted like he was going to throw it, and I would have already been down in the main lobby of the building!

  • Nikki

    ROTFCTFU!!!!I saw this when it first came out so it’s not even new to me and I’m still dying.

    Bear-yo ass trying to kill me. Hilarious!

  • yum

    dang

  • yeji

    sorry white ppl lol you guys…give me me jokes if i was there, as soon as he threw the computer at the lady i would have walked out simple….no questions asked.

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