Monday, November 3rd, 2008
Monday Morning Madness
Posted by Bossip Staff
Many of you probably have some aggravating employers and coworkers. We know how taxing it is to refrain from letting the beast loose on ‘em. Well, ol boy ought to help get you by.
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Oh damn, I would have been first if I didnt wtch the video first lol
only white folks… lmao but bossip u guys r late on this one itz been out 4 a min
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thea chic he threw the monitor at, yeah, baby girl is about to BE RICH!!! i hope he’s still in jail with no bail! *****kk him
…thats *****ed up..i can see if he was tossin monitors like we got at my job..the little flat screens..but this man tossin fat backs..lol
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Why did it take two full minutes of people getting their face busted by computers and trashing the place before some dropped his *****?
LOL!!!!! Oh my!!!
Im sitting here looking at this like “Get the @*%$# OUT THE WAY WHITE PEOPLE!!!”
This is exactly why so many of them get shot when there’s a gunman!!!!! They refuse to leave even after the ***** jump off… they’re trying to talk sense to a ***** like “C’mon Billy you shouldn’t shoot EVERYBODY in the office”
I’ll tell you what… You ain’t gonna shoot but one black person in the office and you’ll have to look real hard to find the rest of us!!!
Seriously though… How else could OJ kill TWO white people with ONE knife???
@ BEAR
DEAD
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i was thinking the same thing like why are they tring to talk to him this nucca is throwing screens and *****!
@ The Bear
The rest of the black people would have been tipped off by ol boy in the white going through his desk in the beginning. We would have been thinking “any minute that nukka finna go OFF up in here, let me go to the soda machine…” LOL
And he really didn’t like that chick sittin next to him because he started throwing her ***** first. He wanted to strangle her but there were too many witnesses. LOL
white on white crime damn shame, glad i dont worh in those ole corporate offices anymore they will make u go off like that especially those rscist ignorant as8 white folks>
sometimes I feel like doing that, but know better not to!
@ Danky dank
Shoot… by the time this fool threw the second computer I’d be calling back to the office on my cell phone from the Taco Bell down the street to find out what happened.
did they forget to mail is paycheck…lmao
The Bear, you are too funny! LMBO!!!
And I am ‘SMH’ at them pudgy, wimpy azz men standing around or trying to get out of the way instead of trying to restrain this fool. It wasn’t like he was armed.
If that would have one of us they would have had security,the police and the swat team in there within 1 min………and they would have shot em by than dame shame how this world is
I CANT SEE THE VIDEO!!! WHERE IS IT LOCATED?!
You see black folks don’t play that stuff… sticking around when there’s drama.
I remember one time I went to a movie at the theater on C***** Street (New Orleans) and some drama jumped off in the lobby.
I ducked for like 2.5 seconds and by the time I picked up my head the place was EMPTY!!!
This other time my friend took me to a Jamaican club in Ft. Lauderdale. Well drama jumped off again and Im up there dancing and having such a good time I must have closed my eyes for a split second. By the time I realized the music had stopped and opened my eyes EVERYBODY including the chick I was dancing with was GONE!!!
“Ummmm….so does this mean we get to go home early…??”
This is why people should have their own offices, cubicles suck…that lady across from him popped her gum one too many times for his liking….then theres the effing heavy breather next to him….
ROTFLMAO @ Bear!!! I know THAT’S right. Hey Bear, you can’t go anywhere w/o some b.s. starting, huh?
I cosign w/everyone wondering why people were standing around looking dumbfounded. I was like, what tha???
Damn that was mad funny! I know I’m wrong for laughing but ole boy went hard! He even started throwing the tables! LOL and why would the lady on the side of him just stand there?? She knew he didn’t like her so soon as he started going hard on ole boy! I would have started sprinting my ***** out of there like a football player!!! LOL That just made my Monday!
i dont know if this is real but it was funny.
soooo..is there no security in that building? SMDH
That’s not crazy. . I’LL SHOW YOU PEOPLE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny how everyone here says “oh black folks wouldn’t do that: black folks would run away”..
What i find the funniest is most of the “workers”
are white… Which is pretty much the status quo for all of America… the workers are white and well, you know rest..
Crazy ***** Rodney
That’s not crazy. . I’LL SHOW YOU PEOPLE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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thats exactly what the hell imado if we have one mo system failure/power outage in my effin ofice building….they keep playin! and LAWD SWEET LAWD IF MCLAME WINS @MORROW!!!!!!! this will look like SESAME SCREET! lol
LMAO @ BEAR……you got me crying up in here!!!
I mean I felt like throwing some monitors and kicking a copier or two at my job, but damn I would never actually do the *****. I love my freedom too much to go to jail on some bull. This dude straight blacked out! Did you guys see the color version? Dude had to be tasered!
@Bear…You gonna get me fired..Im at work dying of laughter…My chest hurts cause I laughed so hard…these white folks think im crazy…LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Why yall always have to put people’s color in everything people? This is NOT about black or white people,this is a PERSON that has issues and it could as well be black,asian or what tha heck ever…Yall sum racist mo*****az!
That’s why I have always said people were not meant to be packed in a *****e for 8 hours a day. The girl in the office next to me clomps around in her heels like a horse ALL DAY. I don’t know why she walks around so much. Sure, I have thought about, dreamed about pushing her down, taking her shoes off and beating her “A” with them but I can’t do that. Self control is what seperates us from the animals.
WOOOOOOOW!!! ASIAN PEOPLE ARE OOF THE HOOK!!!!!!!
JUST SO YOU PEOPLE KNOW…, THIS IS IN ASIA!
THERE WERE NO WHITE OR BLACK PEOPLE IN THE VIDEO!
THERE IS A COLOR VERSION WITH SOUND IN THE VIDEOS THAT POP UP AFTER THIS ONE PLAYS………
CHECK IT OUT!
i agree with TREA08
and IM JUST SAYING you are too funny. please dont beat the girl with her heel
i like this video though. everybody should get 1 p***** in their lifetime where they can do this. jus dont hurt or kill *****ody. jus tear some ***** up. i bet he felt better afterward.
OMG!!!! Bear YOU STUPID!!!!! You bout to get me fired because i am laughing so hard and so loud!!! OMG!! you know nigg’s don’t even be on dat. All he would’ve had to do is stand up real quick and khatz would’ve been out da door!!! Let some mess like that jump off here. They won’t see this chic for 3 days!!! Real Talk!!
That sh$#@ was just doggarn rediculously funny. I do beleive he listenend to some crazy stuff on his way to work on the radio. Like Woo-tang, or Busta, or Weezy or Rage,,,,,,Everybody just stood as if they were in shock, my butt would have hauled *****sss! They just stood their like a bunch of dummies. Not Funny, Sadddddddddddddddddddddd. I hope this doesn’t happen when Obama wins tomorrow.
@jandsmama,
I agree with you. After that one man wrestled the ax or whatever he was holding out of his hands and he fell down….that is when all of them should have jumped on him, put him down and held him there until the police came.
I wonder what set him off? Maybe he don’t like people touching his papers and stuff. LOL
WOW
POOR THING HE PROLLY JUSS NEEDS SOME LOVING….SMDH
I mean Im *****ing on myself laughing at the video & the comments… I feel him all the way! “THE BEAR” Im wit u at Taco Bell up the street…LMAO!!!
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Danky Dank…
Mmaaaaaannnnnnn you crazy!! I would’ve been lookin from my watch to him, to him from my watch. Soon as I seen that manager come around that corner I would have been somewhere in the bathroom on tha toilet for real!!!! LMAO!!!!! DAMN THAT!
Talk about bad day at the office!!!! My man FLASHED! lol
too funny!!!!!!!!!I’m glad that I don’t have to work for anyone else and keep it contained. I know he felt like a million bucks after getting it off his chest….That’s why it’s better to work for yourself…You rarely get angry,because you are in control of everything, (Mostly)….
wtf is everyone standing around for,all those men in there and they cant knock his ***** out or something
@ The Bear (I bleed swagger)
LOLOLOLOL at the story about the Jamaican club, man, that girl couldn’t have tapped you on the shoulder or nothing?
And, since we talking about the difference between “them” and “us”, we also would have called in sick the day of AND after we heard he was released from jail. We aint bout to get shot up over health benefits.
lmao00o0o dat ***** wuz funnii..sometimes i feel like doin dat in school AND work, but i neva went thru wit it..DAMN..
White people rioting after Obama wins by a landslide.
DA TRUFF!!! The Truth Will Set You Free!!! (Welcome to The United States Obamerica)
WOOOOOOOW!!! ASIAN PEOPLE ARE OOF THE HOOK!!!!!!!
JUST SO YOU PEOPLE KNOW…, THIS IS IN ASIA!
THERE WERE NO WHITE OR BLACK PEOPLE IN THE VIDEO!
THERE IS A COLOR VERSION WITH SOUND IN THE VIDEOS THAT POP UP AFTER THIS ONE PLAYS………
CHECK IT OUT!
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THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
I GUESS THERE GOES ALL OF THE IGNORANT ***** “WHITE PEOPLE THEORIES”
THERE ARE SOME COMPLETELY AND I DO MEAN “COMPLETELY” IGNORANT ***** MOTHER*****ERS ON THIS SITE.
IT’S *****ING SAD IT REALLY IS THAT THE FIRST THING OUT OF SOME OF YOU MOTHER*****ERS MOUTHS IS WHITE PEOPLE THIS AND BLACK PEOPLE THAT.
MAN WHAT A BUNCH OF *****ING COONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!
Damn Bruh…you got “a case of the Mondays”?
lol!!
FAKE!FAKE!FAKE!FAKE!FAKE!FAKE!FAKE!FAKE!
This was to promote a movie – it’s not real.
We “Blacks” Are The Real Hebrew Israelites
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LMAO !
More like “a case of this site”.
It’s just funny to me what some people are so boisterously proud of without even realizing what they’re saying about themselves.
While I wouldn’t condone standing around watching somebody go off, fleeing the scene wouldn’t necessarily be something I would be “proud of”. It only connotes the fact that you either live in or come from a violence *****e environment.
So what are you really saying about yourself, your environment and your motivation to run ?.
Anybody that grew up or lives in that type of environment would be more likely to do the same regardless of who they are, so it just sounds completely ignorant to me.
Generalizations don’t work for me. I’ve seen to much and done too much with too many people.
Than again this “is” Bossip.
Umm…actually what I was trying to say is that you are over *****yzing a scenario that isn’t even real let alone a model for sociopolitical commentary. If you would like to engage in a thoughtful discourse on reactions towards workplace violence, then perhaps this would not be the best forum. People comment on things like this is a fantastical almost farcical take on the “coulda-woulda-shouldas”. It is an unspoken agreement that what we are engaging in, as termed in the Black culture, is “clowning”. Perhaps you are not familiar with this cultural phenomenon?
In laymans speak= Chill out…we’re just playin’. Geeesh.
hmmmm.
Anybody know what song this is?
Wow I’ve hated my job but never thought to do that. LMAO!! I had a *****ty week at work last week but rather than going off at the person who was *****ing me off, I went off on the first *****hole who *****ed me off on my way home Friday night. It felt great!
This is too funny! Oh, the song is “Bittersweet Symphony” by The Verve. I have it on my ipod.
OMG THAT ***** WAS FUNNY AS HELL The Bear (I bleed swagger)HE HAD ME AT MY SCREEN WITH TEARS IN MY EYES CAUSE I WOULD BEEN THE SAME WAY I WOULDA BEEN LIKE AFTER HE STARTED WACKIN OLE BOY WITH WHATEVER THAT WAS ***** WOULD HAVE BEEN OUT AND HE WHITE TO HE MIGHT HAVE HAD A GUN FOR THE FINALLY ***** ***** WOULD HAVE BEEN GONE!!!! *justme* THAT SONG IS CALLED “BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY BY OASIS” I JUST LIKE THE BEAT TO THAT SONG I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR LIL WAYNE OR T.I. RIP ON THE INSTRUMENTAL TRACK
I thought I saw this before on this web site.
Anyways, I would have been out. Not taking a bullet for the white man.
@ Da Truff and the other clown;
how are these Asians in the Vid? DOn’t you see blonde hair and some token white dudes in the vid?
@ The Bear….
……Bwa ha ha ha ah aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah hahaahaha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah aha ha ha h aha
….please stop!
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I’m still tryin to figure out why everybody was standing around! He would have picked up a stapler, acted like he was going to throw it, and I would have already been down in the main lobby of the building!
Damn!!!!
I’m feeling the same way at my job. We go thru a lot of ***** as employees. Their are managers that promote ***** ups while us talented ones get p*****ed by. We know the drill. I’m one of those folks that keep ***** locked up but *****, I’m feeling like letting out a lil steam too. For real!!!! Luckily he didn’t pull out a gun and start going Virginia Tech on that *****.
ROTFCTFU!!!!I saw this when it first came out so it’s not even new to me and I’m still dying.
Bear-yo ***** trying to kill me. Hilarious!
yooooooooooooooo bear is the funniest dude on this ***** right now
dang
sorry white ppl lol you guys…give me me jokes if i was there, as soon as he threw the computer at the lady i would have walked out simple….no questions asked.