Lil Miss Slizzard Slutshine Says She Doesn’t Dig The Single Life Because Her Box Misses Having “Man Meat” Regularly!!

During her taping of ‘The Ellen Degeneres Show’ Rihanna kept it funkier than an old batch of collard greens…

Rihanna’s newest single might be called “You Da One,” but it appears there’s no one in the popstar’s life right now — romantically speaking.

“I’m not dating anyone right now,” Rihanna said as she taped an appearance for Monday’s “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.”

“I’m not dating at all,” Rihanna added.

And the Barbados-born beauty said she’s not exactly pleased with her relationship status.

“I’m not necessarily happy being single. It’s not really that cool,” she said, adding she just doesn’t have the time to focus on romance.

Rih Rih went on to elaborate on the type of man that she would like to chop her down:

“I like men that are more aggressive, but mysterious, but I like a man to be very sure,” she said. “I like them to be sure of themselves and know that you’re the man. I’m the lady and the only way for us to make this work is for us to play our roles. You know, I can’t really be the man for you. I don’t want to have to be. I’m the man at work all the time.”

Then, she almost had a “when keeping it real goes wrong” moment…

“I do put a lot into my job — most of my time if not all of it. It definitely affects my personal life. My personal life is pretty much non-existent, which is not good, not for the long run. Not for me, not for ‘Her,’” she said, pointing between her legs.

“It’s not fun,” she added with a laugh.

Rihanna added that whole issue prompts her to hit the Internet.

Wait, Rihanna is into internet “adult films”????

“That’s why I stay on Twitter a lot. So I can conversate with my fans — because I don’t get any booty calls,” she added.

Ohhhh ok, gotcha. We do think Rih-Rih probably IS into it, but we digress…

If history holds true, we’re pretty sure that the former red-headed renegade won’t be single for too long. We can think of plenty of strapping young lads (and ladies) that are more than willing to provide her with fresh “meat”.

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