Kanye West launched his new video last night in east London but decided against turning up himself:
He projected the clip for N***** In Paris, from his joint album with Jay-Z, on to the side of a train station.
People trudged down there in the cold after word spread on Twitter that he’d be playing a gig – or at least giving one of his ridiculous, rambling speeches.
But they were disappointed when the rap Zoolander, who moved to London at the beginning of the year to work on his fashion range, didn’t make an appearance.
He was probably busy working on his latest Derelicte clothing collection. Where are you Yeezy!?!