Warning Signs: A Gallery Of Things Only Douchebags Wear In 2012

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How To Spot A Douchebag

Ladies, don't fall for it. You may think certain guys are nice on first glance, but hark, there are some sure signs that the guy you're looking at is a clear and present d-bag. So you don't get caught in a sticky situation, we pointed out a few tell-tale signs that a guy may be a douche. Here are some things only d-bags rock in the year of our Lord 2012.
ed hardy Ed Hardy - Bedazzled shirts, dog? You're the worst.
jorts Jorts - It's never that hot. Ever.
bandana Bandanas - Gang banging isn't cool. But wearing a bandana if you're not even repping a set is just the epitome of lame.
grill Grills -2003 called. It wants its dumb gimmick back.
wiz Full Body Tattoos - They're actually kind of cool in 2012, but by 2028, they'll be a tell-tale d bag sign.
bluetooth Bluetooth - Just use the phone like a normal person. Yes, brain cancer is worth it to not look like a douche.
man purses Man Purses - LOOK AT HIM!
skinnies Skinny Jeans - Just wear some normal jeans. Let your nuggets breathe. Nobody likes what you have going on.
tan Excessive Tanner - Yes, you are the worst kind of people. Nothing good ever comes from professional tanners.
wayne Basically Anything Lil Wayne Wears To Basketball Games - He looks like a character from Hey Arnold. Never will that ever be cool.
Wife Beaters in Public - Put on a damn shirt.
ginuwine in kontrol magazine Waves - Don't rock waves in 2012. Leave in the mid-90s.
Backwards Hats - Are you guarding your back eyes?
Soulja Boy Shades
Tall Tees

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