SMH: Piff-Puffin’ Perv Dressed As Super Mario Gets His Super Stroke On And Is Popped For Coppin’ A Feel In Times Square

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Man In Super Mario Costume Arrested For Groping In Times Square

Most think of Super Mario as a short little overall-clad character who bounces around to happy music in hopes of conquering his quest.

But a life-sized Super Mario man in Times Square recently did a little more than the usual to get himself to the next level…

via Yahoo News

Police say a man dressed as a Super Mario Brother has been arrested for groping a woman in New York City’s Times Square.

An NYPD spokesman says 34-year-old Damon Torres of North Bergen, N.J., was charged with forcible touching on Wednesday.

Police say Torres blocked a 58-year-old woman’s path in front of 4 Times Square and grabbed her thigh before walking away.

The woman notified police officers, who arrested Torres at the famous tourist attraction. Torres was also charged with marijuana possession.

So not only was he grabbing handfuls of cakes, he was also rolling up and blowing out…….and probably taking pictures with lots of kids. SMH.

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