finally!

a sista wearing her natural hair!

LIL PATTY

That is not Mary’s damn hair

lol.

or should I just wait and come back Friday?

I like her outfit. It is not for me but more power to her and I hope she won’t fly away.

She looks a like a swan with sun glasses on in a dark venue?

@MJB

Why do you look like a bird?

what in the HELL do she have on

I like her. Seems saw her on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called millionairefriends.com. It’s said Charlie Sheen has found love there.

ain’t this something .. a story about Mary J. Blige and our very own ‘MJB’ ain’t even on here to comment LOL!

ROTFL!!!!! lol….

Swan Lake lookin…lol, but naw I love mary, she’s still fly!

LOL at txshawty LUV me some Mary J

@ NaNaNaNaaa

That’s what I’M saying lol…a post that is actually relevant for her to act like MJB and she ain’t here

But the MJB imposter be having me cracking up tho lol

Where is SunGodess and Just Sit And be Pretty?!?!

what in the Swan Lake hell?!

lol Gimme Mo’…that’s what I said, we on the same page

Enter Mary J.’s imposter and her slew of comments right about now…

^^ROTFLMBAO

Maaarrrrryyyyyy (said like Saundra from 227)……..

Daphneyvette:

Are you talking about those ridiculous shoes that cost over $4,000 that look like the love child of football cleets and skittles?

I hope she didn’t wear those awful shoes with the above outfit. A hot mess.

Mrs MJB imposter-

what other shows do you have coming up? You could atleast let us know where you will make your appearences.

Will the faux Mary please stand up!!!!….I know you are out there itching to comment…talking bout you an Kendu and doing “them rocks” when you was with K-Ci…where you at!!!!

@daphneyvette

I attended a Prince concert where he did the same thing ‘TOO MANY OF THE NEW SONGS AND WE DON’T KNOW THEM YET’ it was a disaster.

Enter Mary J.’s imposter and her slew of comments right about now…

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Bwahahahahahaha! Genius!

I love her too but there no deny she looks like a backcombed swan

sexiichar

That is not Mary’s damn hair

^^^

THANK YOU !!

LOL & THE SEARCH IS ON FOR …

aw, she looks like she’s wearing a pair of those crazy ass boots on her arms!

lol@504okaay

THANK YOU !!

^^^

thank YOU!!!!

i have been giggling off of that all morning!

Why does Keisha, Mary & Monica all have the same stylist? I know T-Boz is mad right now.

And wow! Still no MJB. I think the cat got her tounge…

Watch “MJB” come in here and blast DaphyneYvette for that comment…she and Kendu are probably still resting from last night. It’s still pretty early in LA…..**LMAO at me rationalizing for the imposter, I really need these two day off…I’m slipping**

I love Mary! She is the truth and she is constantly showing ‘em how it’s suppose to be done. I do understand how it can be frustrating to go to a concert and not hear the songs that you expected to hear. I saw Janet Jackson at MSG a few years back and I was so hurt that she didn’t sing “YOU WANT THIS”! So I can sympathize with you on that one…

***Singing to myself…..Early in da morning…you want THIS!!!***

Chi mi…maybe she figures, she can’t be in two places at once…she gotta APPEAR real lol. She can’t be in the picture AND commenting on that mug.

Mary is a diva and she can role but Keyshia is doing her thing so people need to stop making mess between the two. Keyshia comes from the struggle just like Mary but they still have their own style. LOVE the two

ALL HAIL MJB IMPOSTER!!!

Where you at lady??? Man??? Whatev…

Mary keep doing your thang, make it rain on them h***!!!!

hahahaha. I think ‘MJB’ said in one of the earlier posts that she had a photo shoot with Essence mag. lol. I love her, she’s hilarious and always on point with her comments. i wonder what she’ll say to this

Don’t run the MJB poster away. She’s funny! Damn it all!

Haha no-sho

i just hear ‘our’ hood-er MJB over at the Rihanna/RobinThicke board .. she needs to get in here and answer some questions – like: 1) why mariah sold more albums than her and 2) why she wore her uggs on her arms like that!

MARY J. WHERE U AT?????

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

lol uggs. I didn’t think about that.

LMAO!!!! Where is Mary? Will the real Mary please stand up!

And damn what you all say, Mary is fly!

WE WANT MJC !(MARY J CLONE) WE WANT MJC ! WE WANT MJC !

ha ha MJC Good one. I think we need to refer to her as that from now on.

^^^^LOL @ the new name. I agreee tho, MJC come outta hiding

504okaay

WE WANT MJC !(MARY J CLONE) WE WANT MJC ! WE WANT MJC !

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I’m chanting too!!!

If I’m not here when she finally arrives, some one ask her what she was thinking about on that picture. She looks perplexed…

Fur is tacky

Imma be the ‘hype (wo)man’

Y’ALL AIN”T READY TO ROCK WITH MJC, I just might as well tell her not to come out!

Crowd: NOOOO!

Well y’all ain’t hype enough up in here, somebody SCREAMMMMMMMM!!!!! lol

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! * thinking to self i kno imma lose my voice* but damnit i wanna see mary

how do ya’ll geeks and nerds add a gravatar? ya’ll need to be in some IT school instead of bullsh*ting like ya’ll doin with that $10 an hour ..

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^^ hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhaha. That’s hilarious

MJC MJC MJC MJC MJC!!!!!!

WAIT PEOPLE….YALL KNOW SHE A DIVA…BET SHE READING THESE POST LIKE: HUMPH, I WILL SHOW UP WHEN IM GOOD AND DAMN READY!!!! I DONT KNOW WHO THEY THINK THEY ARE..I’M MARY J. CLONE!!! YALL BETTA MAKE A LITTLE MORE NOISE…

{looks at B’mama}

Now SHE’S ready to rock with MJC, maybe I should go backstage (behind the website) and tell MJC she’s gonna be doing a private concert tonight! HUH???

Crowd: NOOOOOOO

Well y’all betta make some mutha flood puckin (Jamie Foxx show, lol) noise up in this mutha flood puckah!!!!!!!

lol

{plays MJC mix, knowing I can’t scratch, I had my boy put this together b4 the show lol…I’m ‘scrach-syncin}

LOL! I’m officially thru wit u lot. Screamin for ‘MJB’ like this some concert.

LMMFAO @ drock

Gurl i don’t hear u screamin!!!

Sorry I meant MJC. Some of you guys need to be in comedy. I’m crying over here.

I don’t think she’s comin ya’ll. I even tried to solicite her by writting her a letter on another post. No response. But we’ll see what it do…

LacyD…i just know I betta get my ‘hype (wo)man’ money..lol playing with MY e-money

I paid for these MJC tickets, she better show up!

txshawty,

you better talk to just sit and be pretty. She’s the only one with the power to get MJB(C) to come out, come out where ever she is.

Ol’ Otis wanna know whats the 411, girly-poo!!! I love the gold toofus, Murrr’y!!!

B’mama…lol!!!!!!! Po’ Kelly.

But this was a complementary performance do’.lol….

And lol @ them calling it complementary like it’s the breakfast at a hotel?!

MJB is probably resting somewhere getting ready for the holidays.

MJC probably either left work early due to early release, in a meeting with her boss, tending to a screaming child, at Walmart doing some last minute shopping, playing with herself, listening to MJB, or Drock’s theory, reading all of these comments feeling very good about herself because she got so many fans. Either way, she’s a genious!!

Well y’all ain’t hype enough up in here, somebody SCREAMMMMMMMM!!!!!

TXSHAWTY, GIRL IM GETTING MAD. WHERE THE HECK SHE AT?? IM ABOUT TO SNEAK BACK STAGE AND FIND HER ASS!!!

(5 MINUTES LATER SOMEONE COMES ON THE LOUD SPEAKER)

SECURITY…..SECURITY…..UHH, WE GOT SOMEONE TRYING TO SNEAK BACKSTAGE….

HYPE MAN: AY MAN, YALL CAN’T BE TRYING SNEAK BACK STAGE…

Where the f*ck is MJC! I’m pro-argument today and I wanna see what she has to say! U better come out and perform. U got all these ticketholders waiting…

@WeSSide Ridah’s comment about this being her natural

Umm….first, I think its wig, and if it isnt…

Its BLONDE and Relaxed

I haven’t seen to many of us with naturally haiwaian silky blonde hair

Maybe its just me….

{looks at DROCK tryna break into the back}

{Whispers to security}

Mane, I think I got em TOO hype!

Y’all better get MJC, if she take too long, they gone bust back there and she wont’ be JUST FINE, no mo!

mary mary , please come out and play ay!!!!! Come on mary !!!

MARY MARY MARY MARY

WHERE IS MY DAILY LAUGH?

WHERE ARE THE COMMENTS ABOUT BACK IN THE DAY & CHILLING WITH K-CI?

WHERE ARE THE IGNANT COMMENTS ABOUT JUST SIT AND BE PRETTY?

WHERE IS MARY DAM IT?

B’mama….where y’all get s*** from? Much less popcorn? lol

or, I guess we could ask Mary, if she’s online today?

Mary, is that your real hair or you good wig that you wore at the show last night?

WhyIgottaBAnonymous

how do ya’ll geeks and nerds add a gravatar? ya’ll need to be in some IT school instead of bullsh*ting like ya’ll doin with that $10 an hour ..

^^^^^

WHY I GOTTA BE A GEEK & WHY IT GOTTA BE $10/HOUR ?? WHY IT CAN’T BE $10.03/HOUR ?? HUH ?? CAN YOU ANSWER THAT ?? DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE GOING TO GRAVATAR.COM & FOLLOWING SIMPLE DIRECTIONS ??

LMAO@ the MJC concert!!

Where she at, I’m ready for the show!!!

I know its lame but I really am excited for the Mary J clone to make her entrance. COME OUT MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC WE WANT MJC

{Skinny guy with shirt off, sweating, and grabbin crotch in his khakis walks to the back}

SECURITY, get him!

{Security tackles him, it ain’t who I thought}

Man: Man get off me!

ME: My bad, thought you were K-Ci.

lol @ moomoo typing/copying and pasting 24 ‘We want MJC’s…

{Whispers to security}

Mane, I think I got em TOO hype!

Y’all better get MJC, if she take too long, they gone bust back there and she wont’ be JUST FINE, no mo!

(SECURITY) WHAT THE HELL U THINK U DOING???

WAIT, WAIT..DAMN U AIN’T GOTTA BE PULLING ON MY ARM LIKE THAT..UHHH, I WAS LOOKING FOR THE BATHROOM..OH SNAP…IS THAT MARY???? HEY GIRL..I GOT ALL YOUR CD’S….MY LIFE, WHAT THE 411…I LOVE YOU MARY!!!!

THERE YOU GO MARY, LACYD HAS GIVEN YOU THE FORMAT SO JUST COME IN AND DO YOUR THING GIRL LOL

lol @ MJC….I’m good with just that msg lol!

That girl is hilarious! lol

all my love, and a very blessed holiday, no mo drama, you will be just fine, oooooooo sweet thang,

Mary J. Blige

^^^^^That is hilarious…This post is pure comedy!

LMAO @ lacyd

You forgot to mention something about smoking rocks with K-Ci back in the day.

lol @ Go suck something, so on and so forth.

You see that’s how you know I’m in this here ish too deep. I haven’t seen her, but that’s about what she’d say.

lol daone…it was almost like she was saying, ‘Kisses, hugs, winks, all that good stuff, gedaddahere’ lol

yall r a crazy…lmao, but i loves it!!!! lol

LACYD lol…I could SWORN that was her lol!

LOL LACYD…U STOOOPID TOO !!! LMAO

Moomoo calm your ass down LOL. Remember she is only a CLONE lol

txshawty,

I’ve been studying the behavior (or behaviour) patterns of MJC for a while now. She too can be impersonated in an ironic twist of fate.

What’s happening here? Over 100 posts????? I’m guessing the clone finally arrived

*scrolls up*

WHERE IS MJC???????????????????

^^^^^^ HELL NAW SHE AIN’T ARRIVED!!!!

@ MooMoo

I can just see you crying and fainting, and your boss walks in like, ‘If this fool don’t get up!’ lol

Boy will she have a lot to read…

@ lacyd…I am still over here crying at your post!!

Let me find out you MJC2. That was funnier than her post…but yeah, you know you got to throw the “smoking rocks w/KCi” line in there.

Actually scratch that. Where is Just Sit and be pretty????? If anyone can drag the clone out, she can. Push her buttons girl

**hype man sneaks out the back door**

{is caught sneaking out by the fans}

Fan (while beating hypeman): Now lemme hear YOU SCREAMMMMMMMMM!

Hypeman: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! {like Bernie Mac}Oh LAWD!

@ Bored..yeah that’s true…she gets fired up with Just Sit, yo……her and any Beyonce or Keyshia Cole fans

lmao

I was going to say something but I forgot from scrolling down and reading the other stuff. MJC!!!!!!!!! Where you at?

LOL txshawty. Your comments kept me laughing for a while but I need my dose of MJC for the day. How can she do this? This was the perfect post for her to let loose.

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Lacyd you are too funny today.

PATENT….YOU SEEN MARY?????

*faints @ Moomoo’s post*

Tell the clone how you really feel gurl!!!! ROTFLMBAO

Moomoo

you are a nut! But I luv you girl

Half of y’all snuck up in this mug

^^^^ LOL!!! I know I did… I’m gonna stay til I see the show!

Who is MJC?

This heffa has over 150 post and is a no show! MJC you are a loser in my heart. I will NEVER buy your albums EVER again!

-Sh!t all my love

Angry Fan

Jai lol…they talkin bout ‘Gimme my money back’

{licks thumb and counts imaginary bills}

Aight, then. That’s about {looks up} times 100% of nothing….{taps in calculator gets answer} Yea that’s about $0.00…OH don’t forget the door prize!

{Gives out complementary beer nuts at the door}.

giggles @ Patent

N-Qui-Sa-Tive

{taps N-Qui-Sa-Tive on the shoulder}

N-Qui-Sa-Tive: Huh?

Me: Yea uh, hi, how you doing?

N-Qui-Sa-Tive: I’m good.

Me; That’s nice…yea, but what I wanted to tell you is…um…yea no…there’s no MJC albums…

lol.

Oh F@ck That!!!

Bmama and txshorty…..I’m praying for yal LOL!!! Yall had me DYIN!!!

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HEEEEEEEEEEYyy lmao, whad did i say?? lmao TX. was the one talkin bout being a friggin front (wo)man….lol.lol

Damn, I went to lunch, came back , did some work and still no MJC! I think she’s some kinda coward…Give me my money back trick!!!

txshawty, LMAO… dang… I can’t get any nachos or something… this is a wack free concert… LOL!

Jai….lol! You shoulda brought some money or your own food and stuffed it in your friends purse…{both look over at Jai’s friend}

Jai’s homey: {putting turkey leg back in her purse, looks up at us like ‘what?!’}

That’s right Bahama Mama, carry on her legacy. In our cyber hearts, she will always remain.

(cue Sara with a spontaneous Whitney Houston post…And Iiiiiiiiiiiii e iiiiiiiii…

“Bmama and txshorty…..I’m praying for yal LOL!!! Yall had me DYIN!!!”

@ Oh F@ck That…I need all the prayer I can get, lol. We love you tooo! We do, we do, we do-ooh

lol @ Lacy! WHOO!

@ crest lol…FIGHT THE POWERS THAT BE! {cue Flavor Flav}

@ Got Dollars

I’m with you….RIP MJC…i’m outta here..I really need to do some work!

{Secretly running to mall to get dem RIP T-shirts made to where to the FUNERAL}

LOL @ LacyD

Dang… I was hoping nobody saw that… we had some greens too…

MAN EFF MARY???? THIS ISH IS SO UN-PROFESSIONAL….HOW SHE GONNA HAVE US UP IN HERE WITH OVER 100 POST WAITING FOR HER ASS???

IM GONNA TRY AND GET TICKETS TO SEE A REAAALLL DIVA NEXT WEEK… YEA, YALL AINT HEARD THAT NE-YO GONNA HEAD LINE HIS OWN TOUR????

DROCK…you ain’t know?? I’m Ne-Yo’s hype (wo)man too! lol I’m all over the place.

Jai: Oh we peeped y’all…we had a lil bit ourselves…I think you girl literally stuck her foot in those greens…I picked something outta my teeth that looked suspect…I ain’t even gone ask tho, lol.

B’mama, so either way she’s crying a river?? lol

Marry J Blige is a laddy with a superb voice!

^^^^^KENDU?????

LMAO @ Drock

DROCK

^^^^^KENDU?????

^^^ Gurl i was thinkin it was mary

lol @ DRock {slaps head in to palm}

NAW, IT WASNT MARY…YOU KNOW SHE GONNA WAIT UNTIL 10:28 p.m. TO TRY AND COME BACK AT US…HEFFER….

(Where this b*tch at…)

LOL @ Drock

hahahaha, it’s only gone be me and her on 2morrow….hahahahahahaha

Interesting though ain’t it. Whenever ‘Just Sit’ is around , so is Mary. Yet they both ‘conveniently’ happen to be away at the same time. Just an observation….I’m just bored and I wanted some laughs. But props to lacyd, txshawty, drock and the rest of the gang : )

DEAD!!!!

txshawty and lacyd are insane. luvs it.

I’LL BE CHECKING BACK IN BETWEEN EATING TURKEY, DRESSING….

I said it b4 and I’ll say it again BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to yall getting day(s) off for thanksgiving and BOOOOOOOOOOO to the Bahamas being under british rule. But I still celebrate’n tho

ALL RIGHT PEEPS, IM OFF…HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!! CATCH U FOOLS ON MON. AND YALL KNOW WE “ALL” GONE CLOWN ON MARY J. C. WHEN SHE GETS BACK…

B. MAMA I WILL BE THINKING BOUT U WHEN IM HAVING MY CANDIED YAMS, TURKEY, DRESSING, GREENS BEANS, BUTTER ROLLS & PEACAN PIE “)

bye a DROCK…Cyber see ya lata

Happy Turkey Day

Bored Broad at work

Interesting though ain’t it. Whenever ‘Just Sit’ is around , so is Mary. Yet they both ‘conveniently’ happen to be away at the same time. Just an observation….I’m just bored and I wanted some laughs. But props to lacyd, txshawty, drock and the rest of the gang : )

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Good eye mate. Wouldn’t that be the funniest thing if the same person was going back and forth with themselves. I can’t fathom the thought it’s so ridiculously funny to me.

aww Thank ya Drock shole do apperciate it

*nobody tell her I’m gone be having the same thangs*

lmao

A gobble gobble to u all. The heffa is a no show. RIP MJC. She’ll be reinncarnated as K-Ci cause MJC is DEAD!

Bye DROCK….dag i’m hungry.

And since I didn’t get paid for my job as a hype (wo)man, I can’t eat, lol.

LacyD…that’s what I”M saying..I couldn’t do that, I’d be done slipped up and said what ‘Just Sit’ shoulda said to ‘MJC’..i’d forget who I was supposed to be…having Just Sit talkin bout Kendu, and MJC talkin bout how the MJC is just an imposter.

txshawty,

slowly but surely, i find myself turning on just sit and be pretty. being all absent when we need her soliciting powers and what not. the nerve of some people (just sittin there, bein all pretty). It’s either they are the same person, or just sat down has up and killed MJC. Lord help today, just sit done sat on MJC and now she’s gone forever. Gone I say!!!

yall got me dying reading this..lol

MJC..who made that up…lol

Ive been missing Quella and MJC!

{looks at Notch with a straight face}

You been missing who??, lol

LacyD

We need somebody who can stand up and be ugly.

Hey! what eva did happen to Quella? lol

We should have a funeral. There’d be nobody in the casket tho….

{blankly stares at B’mama}

I don’t know.

Who’d speak at the eulogy tho??

Give it some time ya’ll. We’ll find a replacement.

Hey! what eva did happen to Quella? lol

^^^^^ yall ran her off lmao

david…..david banner

yeah it’s me…..lmao

Alrighty then I’m is starting to get bored…Oh man how am I gonna manage 2morrow?? lmao

MJC will be here by then Bahama Mama.

lmao bmama imma be here with you in spirit… a drunken spirit @ that…

LacyD- Imma be alone with her tho and *looks around* I don’t think these walls r padded!

U KNO what mtw!!!

LMAO Riley says eff David Banner!!! lmao i kid i kid!!!

bahama mama are you quella!?!?!??!?!? tell me right now! lol

B’mama…lol…whatever you do, do NOT, i repeat do NOT look directly into her eyes….

I don’t wanna come back to you in a blonde wig, rocking back and forth, looking dazed, mumbling ‘No More Drama’.

THE ONE AND ONLY REAL QUEEN OF R&B PERIOD!

lacyd

Bored Broad at work

Interesting though ain’t it. Whenever ‘Just Sit’ is around , so is Mary. Yet they both ‘conveniently’ happen to be away at the same time. Just an observation….I’m just bored and I wanted some laughs. But props to lacyd, txshawty, drock and the rest of the gang : )

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Good eye mate. Wouldn’t that be the funniest thing if the same person was going back and forth with themselves. I can’t fathom the thought it’s so ridiculously funny to me.

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No way. Shut yo’ mouth and say it ain’t so. It can’t be Just Sit… can not be the imposter.

Scorpio..in no way, shape, form, or fashion is she ‘Quella.

lmao @ bmama and shawty yall tripping hard today…

They will NEVA!!!! lmao that’s DEEP SON!!!! how u gon ask me if i’m….WOW am Is speechless..

NO..

AND…lol..when ppl say stuff like ‘Shut yo mouth’, i be thinkin, ‘is it any less the truth if i wrote it down to you??’ lol

I gotta Game yall since MJC don’t wanna show or give us our pretend money back, yall wanna hear??

Oh F@ck That…my attention is too short for all-uh-that!

I’d end up typing a short explanation to y’all, leaving y’all like, ‘whaa??’…

Dear Y’all,

Can’t do it no more, it was shawty. My bad.

Let’s play! Let’s Play!

{sits indian style on the floor}

lol…Big ole kid.

okay…..who where celebs in their past lives

i.e

Mike Jackson – A white woman

GO!

my bad. reading too fast. i meant txshawty are you quella?

scorpio – hows bout u stop?? Thanks!!

Wait… are we having a funeral? I need to get my RIP MJC Tshirt… let me know when they’re available

Scorpio….{blank stare}

Nuh-uh. Ah! Why would you think that??

Snoop: A doberman…with ‘pretty hair’.

txshawty

{blankly stares at B’mama}

I don’t know.

^^^^^^^

seriously i was just asking because i know when i’m caught, i’ll do the severe blank stare (a la arnold with his “what chu talkin bout willis?”) until people stop asking. but maybe i’m wrong.

am i wrong, txshawty?

lol

Oh F@ck That!!!

Oh yea?? I won’t be alone wit MJC (if she can show her face)

Thank YA!!! lol and r we doing a exorcism?? cuz I don’t want nobody throwing up on me Mary J or NOT! lol

I like Snoop, but real talk, every since that video where Snoop and lil Bow Wow (when he first came out and before he dropped the ‘lil’) morph into Dobermans…I can’t get the picture of Snoop looking like a doberman outta my head…cuz it didn’t seem as if he morphed much when they did the special effects.

suge knight – a sumo wrestler

actually add fat joe to the sumo wrestler too!

Scorpio…nah…I did that as to say ‘thats not funny, are you serious?!’ or ‘uhhhhh nuh!’lol…

No I’m not ‘Quella, tho..BUT LOL @ you staring ppl down til they leave you alone! lol

Akon: A ‘now you see em, now you don’t in the dark’ pimp.

{looks at B’mama}

Your go. lol

omarion, marques houston – ompa lumpa’s

LOL @ Oh F@ck That!!! for saying:

“It’s hard enough to keep my SOX together, let alone more than 1 personality LOL!!!”

LOL@ txshawty for saying:

AND…lol..when ppl say stuff like ‘Shut yo mouth’, i be thinkin, ‘is it any less the truth if i wrote it down to you??’ lol

True.

and jermaine dupri

@ leave it be

HEY, i never talk bad about her…no wait yes I do. Carry on.

LOL @ everyone

If my head was’t hurting so bad from the headache this bastids at my job have given me I would be able to keep up but my modem is a little slow today.

LacyD >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

to the corner with you lol!

BABY- THAT CREEPY GUY- THE KIDS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD KNOWS TO STAY AWAY FROM

and the clock

just

keeps

going

slower

and

slower.

sorry, that was for you laycd

mama tina – the bedazzler inventor

serena williams – a body builder

but that’s my gurl (no homo) she is a ACE down the line @ tennis

txshawty, don’t even tell me you’ve never done the stare down when asked don’t i know you from somewhere? by someone you want to forget. that can’t just be me.

R.Kelly- A daycare center owner.

HA!!! @ bedazzler inventor. ms tina is the worst.

Preciate ya leave it be.

Now if by chance that really is Mary J, she’s really crazy!!!

jim jones – the man who invented Stank!

*holds nose @ just the thought of how he smells*

MARIAH CAREY, AND COCO, BLOW UP DOLL MODELS

lol Scorpio, possibly, but most of my faces mean, ‘uh…no!’ lol

But imma start doing that just so you WON”T feel like it’s just you, k? It’s just for you…like the kids’ perm lol

FAW, it’s sad that I could picture that lol!

Jim Jones: Oscar the Grouch…just b/c he lives in the trash can

Jim would look good tho.

Dame Dash – a Big baby

It’s sad, but

Kelly Rowland: The Supremes…after Diana went solo. smh

lol @ B’mama and I always being the last ones left playing a game!

i know right TX. we die hards!!! lmao

i’m not sure if that’s good or bad tho’….lmao

B’mama…good, b/c we ride or die. {thinks about Madea saying ‘Ride’uh’die, fool, ride’uh’die!’}

Bad, b/c we could sit here all lonesome, playing games lol

lmao…i kno!!!but hey we could be doing work!!! cha, nah…

B’mama…lol

Could be, should be…aren’t.

lol, lol def. not

I can’t wait for x-mas break! lol and x-mas bonus…lol

B’mama…I know, shoot, I only have ONE day off for THanksgiving…so expect me back on Friday lol

LOL….GOOD! but i might be playing hooky from work Friday…lol

TX? how come we’s the only two talking?? lol

LMAO….oh u right…lol

I wonder why the MJC picked Mary of all ppl to pretend to be?? lmao

lmao at you two all deep in thought!

we just “pretend’n” to be deep in thought….lol

Mary J Blige is what I call a real laddy!

^^^^is she scottish now?

@ leave it be

“^^^^is she scottish now?”

Reminds me of Shrek! lol!!!!

LOL TX. LOL!!!

Rev (worm)patent pending can do the eulogy. I’m sure he can find the right words to sooth our aching souls. He can start with- Here (lies) an imposter wannabe fake a$$ mjb with faux fur arm pads. Yes recently she has been misunderstood but shes just mary just mary just mary. etc

Bye B’mama {looks down sadly}

Ohhhkay.

Bmama you still out there. Have a nice thanksgiving you too MTB and Rev. Worm

and on another note…i would like to dedicate the following song titles to mjc

SEARCHING

CANT GET YOU OFF MY MIND

MISSING YOU

NOT GON’ CRY

WHATS THE 411

and REMINISCE…..

This biyatch still aint made an appearance. I leave for like an hour and she has yet to show up.

Screw you MJC…Screw you!!

^^^^^^^^nah, not feelin it.

I love Mary!!! When exactly are they going to release her album???

LOL @ Leave It Be’s Gravatar…it looks like Ms. New York HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I always said she reminded me of the muppet that played the drums!!

co-sign w/ lacyd on”

^^^^^^^^nah, not feelin it.

who is MJC?

TXSHAWTY U STILL THERE!!

AND…

I know, it’s way to many post to try and catch up, but MJC is Mary J. Clone. That’s her new name!!

@AND

MJC

MARY J CLONE

Well, I guess that’s it. No more drama I assume. No more MJC. But I’ll make it my personal business to check back in tomorrow in between plates to ensure that MJC hasn’t totally stood us up. Alls well that ends well. Have a happy thanksgiving all!!

Fine as wine!!!!!!

I’m here!!!!!!!!!!

If we have a funeral, Ima needs to be sangin’.

**scrolling through my book of ol’ Negro Spuuutuals**

@lacyd–

Since wees already sembled heay in chuch, gwan an get the lawd in ya!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mark

How much are you being paid to continue to annoy folks on EVERY site on the internet to advertise said site. I’m looking for a part time gig., hook a sister up,, then die

whats up DIVA!!!

- now you see, that jacket with the feathers or whatever would be wack on anybody else but like always, MJB is killin it!

Drock

LMAO @ I’M Mary J. Clone.. lol

OMG!!!!!! Mary J Clone is in the building!!!!!!!!! She’s in the Timbaland post.

Oh my gosh. At last….I’m racing over there now lol

See–

Y’all done went and killded Mary!

And she was my cyberfriend!

She understood me.

HEY TRU DIVA!!

I LUV U

Don’t worry about

All those people talkin’

Trippin’

Asking about what you wearing

Don’t worry about

The chick in the corner hatin’

Starin’

You know she’s always schemin’

Don’t worry about

Just keep on movin’

Provin’

This is what you doin’

Don’t worry about

For every person that doubts you

Clowns you

Bringing that negative energy around you

Chorus:

Show love!

You gotta just keep breathin’

Be happy that your heart is beatin’ (show love)

Stop fightin’, just be easy

Cus it all could be gone

Show love!

You gotta just keep movin’

Don’t worry about what they doin’ (Show love!)

Keep doing what you doin’

Cuz it could all be gone

- MJB

Old news. I learned this pic on her personal blog at millionairecupid.com a couple of days ago.

i’m scurrrrred!!!!!!

yet, this is the kind of energy brought on by all that naturally good hawaiian silky blond hair that gal got.

and thatz the 411!

u heard?!

Goodbye

and Goodnight

yours sincerely

Mary Jane Blige

_________________________________________________

FLATLINE………………..it was worth the wait

^^^ mouf hangs opens!!!Yall think she’s really gone?

And why the ‘ell we had to be call ig’nant!! why we couldn’t be called idiot savants???lol WE know u for who u are…oh well, it was nice knowing ya! i’m sure u’ll be bizak.

who ever put that long ass crazy post up here with all that foolishness should be booted.took up way to much space!!!!!!!!!!

and Mary J C spelled through threw

That is all we get???? She’s done with us??? Well you can look at it one of two ways. Good riddance, or no one left to make fun of. Oh well. I still want my money back.

that woman is a real singer! And a lady, too

Got Dollars?

Are you serious? You actually think that there are some people on this site dumb enough to believe that you’re Mary J? Well on second thought, there are some who are stupid enough to think that T.I. is innocent and that Lil Wayne is an intellectual. Aw, hell, I lost my train of thought…..uhm……there it goes. Oh yeah, you ain’t Mary J because Mary J. has too much class to even respond to the haters (broke ass haters at that)

WeClownPeepsLikeU

^^^

Get Dollars was copying the Mary J clone. You are very stupid.

This is what they call — CLASSIC…. LMAO.

this was TOO damn funny! I actullay came here tonight at 11:15 to see if she really showed up! LOL!!

What the hell was that ridiculously long ass post???

oh well, I wonder if this means that ‘Just Sit’ is gone too?

I don’t care what ya’ll say . . . it was sooooooooooooooooo worth the wait!!! **cleaning self after urinary incontinence caused by bouts of sudden laughter**

LOL @ all these broke no job having people hating on the QUEEN MARY! Thats sad, she look and has WAYYYYYYY more money than EVERYBODY on here, period!

wow this was the most longest read blog about a person who aint even famous….lololo

How do y’all know who has and who doesn’t have money up in this b*tch? You truly amaze me with the physchic sh*t!

I’m not impressed! If you REALLY want to impress me, instead of actin’ like you know who’s broke up in here–post the Powerball numbers! Hell, I’ll even take the pick 3.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonbun,

Stupid is what your parents are for trying to pass you off as human. Sit girl, sit. Good doggie.

OOOHHH Yall are stupid lol i didnt even know it was a mary clone here…anyways..Mary J Does look Good people stop hatin on the Queen Nuccas…& Yes Mary Have Supporters of all race, ages, gender, and sexuality…lol ALL HAIL THE QUEEN MJB 4 LIFE!!!! cant wait for the new LP Dec. 18 GROWING PAINS Dont Forget!!!!!!

Man I swear y’all need to do radio or something…Im cryin over here!

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