Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009
Beyonce’s Biggins
Posted by Bossip Staff
Beyonce popped up on the cover of Fair Lady with her hooters on “just had a baby” swole. Overall, we think it’s a nice look, but what say you people??
Several other Bey magazine and Samantha Thavasa ad pics plus Letoya Luckett on the set of “Not Anymore” up under the hood…
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1st?
N E X T!
2nd!!
chea boi! and photoshop will do that to ya bossip you should know that as much as yall use it
Bronze aint bad
Her ***** look huge! Photo-shop me too!!
Sexy! I saw many her hot videos on ____Millionaire Romances com______. It is just a celeb dating site.It is said she is seeking for some rich man to be her boyfriend. Is that true?
This is not her best photo. But the color of that dress is so pretty…
Re (Finally has a wedding band…yay!)
Yay!
murning Re!
NEXT!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!! Every damn day bossip geesh
Good MOrning Re and Mandah
So why did my son and I break the car door after we forced it open when it was frozen shut? $220 to get it fixed. But wait it gets better..
We did it from teh inside after we hoped over the seats from the back door. Damn, there goes my Amber Rose shoes.
Bossip can we go oneday, without a story relating to Beyowolf?
When is Beyonce’s Playboy spread coming out?
the color of the dress is pretty
After the exposure of the news Rihanna gave Chris herpes, a online dating site named”^==== Herpesloving com====’s member increase quickly. The users on that site said Rihanna has an account on that site.
jb_1030
Good MOrning Re and Mandah
So why did my son and I break the car door after we forced it open when it was frozen shut? $220 to get it fixed. But wait it gets better..
We did it from teh inside after we hoped over the seats from the back door. Damn, there goes my Amber Rose shoes.
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“Damn, there goes my Amber Rose shoes.”
*falls to my knees in slow-mo with balled fists shaking in the air*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, I just don’t care
When is Beyonce’s Playboy spread coming out?
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At the rate she is going, soon, real soon!
She got a bodacious set of tat-t*****s FO SHO!!!
Airbrushed
cala
After the exposure of the news Rihanna gave Chris herpes, a online dating site named”^==== Herpesloving com====’s member increase quickly. The users on that site said Rihanna has an account on that site
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Hepes having Cala, I knew you wouldn’t let me down!
Okay.
NOW…..I’m officially tired of this chick.
She’s not even that pretty to me anymore. She is definitely in overkill mode right now.
And she keeps with the same pose on every single cover.
Maybe she’s tryna beat Halle Berry out?
She looks fab (as always) … but damn … the “twins” look like they’re on that A-Rod … lol
Her skin tone is a different color on every single one of those magazine covers. SMH.
@ RE
The color of the dress is lovely.
*****ODY CARES ABOUT BOREYONCE. EVERYTIME RIHANNA, JENNIFER HUDSON GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP, THIS OVERRATED YELLING BROAD RELEASES A MAGAZINE COVER SHOOT.
LOOK, SHE’S LATINA LOOKING AGAIN. LAST WEEK SHE WAS SHANIQUA ON EBONY. THIS BROAD IS SERIOUSLY A NUT-CASE WITH HER PHOTOSHOPPED AWKWARD BODY AND FAKE POSE, AND STUPID EMPTY SMILE.
I love how the word “BIG” is the nearly the largest word on the cover … subliminal, much? … lol
@ Mandah
It’s more like Flordia when James died…
Damn, Damn, Damn!!!
@UNVME
Reminds me of the carribean…pretty!
@jb_1030
LOL!
jb_1030
@ Mandah
It’s more like Flordia when James died…
Damn, Damn, Damn!!!
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OH LawdNAW!!!! i be prayin that episode nver comes on on tv land! so sad! lol! we will give the shoes a proper burial lol
I AM SO SICK OF THIS WOMAN!!!! IS THERE ANY OTHER NEWS TO TALK ABOUT, DAMN…..
Man ***** these pics!
@ RE
Congratulations?
@Re and Mandah
My son is like are you mad. All I could do was laugh. I am like how did I know that we would break the door from it freezing. By the way it was 19 degress outside while we were doing this. I even broke out the bar-b-q lighter to try to “warm up the latch”. It was so cold the lighter would even stay lit. So I am out of my shoes and he just got the new I-pod touch yesterday. Damn can moms get a hundred to pay the water bill.
BoringBeyonce
*****ODY CARES ABOUT BOREYONCE. EVERYTIME RIHANNA, JENNIFER HUDSON GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP, THIS OVERRATED YELLING BROAD RELEASES A MAGAZINE COVER SHOOT.
LOOK, SHE’S LATINA LOOKING AGAIN. LAST WEEK SHE WAS SHANIQUA ON EBONY. THIS BROAD IS SERIOUSLY A NUT-CASE WITH HER PHOTOSHOPPED AWKWARD BODY AND FAKE POSE, AND STUPID EMPTY SMILE.
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we can just call her “beyongelys” or “beyonceyla” lol
I when in the housee to look for a screwdriver but couldn’t find one to try ot force teh latch open. So instead I got the next best thing, the hand mixer beater. He wsa like WTF mom, now is no time to be thinking about making a cake. This is while he is sitting in the car witht he heat blasting. So to get his 6′5″ 245 ***** back, i rented a Ford Focus.
Mandah! aka Cranberry Sauce…Bossip i hate you! Gravatar, i wont hate you if you let me change my daggone gravie!
BoringBeyonce
*****ODY CARES ABOUT BOREYONCE. EVERYTIME RIHANNA, JENNIFER HUDSON GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP, THIS OVERRATED YELLING BROAD RELEASES A MAGAZINE COVER SHOOT.
LOOK, SHE’S LATINA LOOKING AGAIN. LAST WEEK SHE WAS SHANIQUA ON EBONY. THIS BROAD IS SERIOUSLY A NUT-CASE WITH HER PHOTOSHOPPED AWKWARD BODY AND FAKE POSE, AND STUPID EMPTY SMILE.
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we can just call her “beyongelys” or “beyonceyla” lol
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That shiggity was too funny!
Just shut the ***** up and be rich…………
jb_1030 (No Amber Rose shoes this month)
@Re and Mandah
My son is like are you mad. All I could do was laugh. I am like how did I know that we would break the door from it freezing. By the way it was 19 degress outside while we were doing this.
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DAHHHHHMIT! 19 degrees!??!?!? my skin woulda fell off in that weather! im dyin down here and we got a high of 62 today lol!
We all know her ***** ain’t that big…..and she look ***** eyed.lmao!
@UNVME
LOOK, SHE’S LATINA LOOKING AGAIN. LAST WEEK SHE WAS SHANIQUA ON EBONY. THIS BROAD IS SERIOUSLY A NUT-CASE WITH HER PHOTOSHOPPED AWKWARD BODY AND FAKE POSE, AND STUPID EMPTY SMILE.
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we can just call her “beyongelys” or “beyonceyla” lol
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That shiggity was too funny!
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i just came up with the perfect name for her! lmao~
~*~Beyongelys Knovela~*~
watch that ish be her new alter ego and she will come out with a new spanglish ***** album and tour only in latin amedddikah! lmao!
@UNVME
Lol, thanks! It’s a long story, but my husband and I still didn’t have a wedding band…I got it in a Tiffany’s box this weekend…I’m happy
And your gravie is KILLING me, lol.
Her plums are that big because the dress is small so to push them up it makes them look bigger. Or she reverted to the old trick of stuffing her bra with tissue.
On that 1st pic she look *****-eyed and her hair looks nappy as hell. I’m just saying…
jb_1030 (No Amber Rose shoes this month)
Or she reverted to the old trick of stuffing her bra with tissue.
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cottonelle im sure lol
Does Obama really love Beyawnce? Please! Why her hair look so thirsty…the dress is pretty – Why don’t she give her fans the opportunity to miss her and she come out with some better sounds – this overkill is redamdiculus….
Mandah! aka Cranberry Sauce…Bossip i hate you! Gravatar, i wont hate you if you let me change my daggone gravie!
@UNVME
LOOK, SHE’S LATINA LOOKING AGAIN. LAST WEEK SHE WAS SHANIQUA ON EBONY. THIS BROAD IS SERIOUSLY A NUT-CASE WITH HER PHOTOSHOPPED AWKWARD BODY AND FAKE POSE, AND STUPID EMPTY SMILE.
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we can just call her “beyongelys” or “beyonceyla” lol
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That shiggity was too funny!
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i just came up with the perfect name for her! lmao~
~*~Beyongelys Knovela~*~
watch that ish be her new alter ego and she will come out with a new spanglish ***** album and tour only in latin amedddikah! lmao!
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Mandah you have made my day. Im tying to contain my laughter in this office! LOL
THAT’S SOME GOOD PHOTOSHOP OR SHE GOT A BOOB JOB BECAUSE IT DON’T LOOK LIKE SHE HAS A PUSH UP ON. ANYWAYS THE DRESS IS PRETTY. WHY DOES HER EYES LOOK LIKE THEY ARE GOING OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS?
@ RE
Yummy Tiffany! I love her *dreamy eyes* I am gonna tell my husband that he needs to upgrade me from Tiffany’s this year on our anniversary!
My Gravie, the way Gladys looks is how I feel when these people call my office with dumb stuff!!
@jb_1030
Po baby. What state are you in? It was 17 here in MD today…
UNVME
Mandah! aka Cranberry Sauce…Bossip i hate you! Gravatar, i wont hate you if you let me change my daggone gravie!
@UNVME
LOOK, SHE’S LATINA LOOKING AGAIN. LAST WEEK SHE WAS SHANIQUA ON EBONY. THIS BROAD IS SERIOUSLY A NUT-CASE WITH HER PHOTOSHOPPED AWKWARD BODY AND FAKE POSE, AND STUPID EMPTY SMILE.
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we can just call her “beyongelys” or “beyonceyla” lol
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That shiggity was too funny!
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i just came up with the perfect name for her! lmao~
~*~Beyongelys Knovela~*~
watch that ish be her new alter ego and she will come out with a new spanglish ***** album and tour only in latin amedddikah! lmao!
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Mandah you have made my day. Im tying to contain my laughter in this office! LOL
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we all be gettin it in on bossip lol,it makes my day go alot faster lol! watch out for RE and JB they’ll have you hurtin over a busted gut lol that ish in the amy crackhouse post was unbeliveable lol!
Still the #1 Diva in the game! Lovely!
@UNVME
Wait…are you a poster that used to write, “Envy Me?” as her gravie name?
Yes, it makes me laugh, and trust…I know how you feel. But I can’t stop staring at the ring…it’s so weird on my hand. And I exaggerate every movement with my hand (I’m left-handed anyway) so everyone can see it, LOL!
@Mandah
LOL, no YOU’RE the gut-buster…you know me, I have my days…
@ Mandah! aka Cranberry Sauce…Bossip i hate you! Gravatar, i wont hate you if you let me change my daggone gravie!
I know! RE is too funny.
Re I love to read your stuff. I be over here laughing a lil too hard. The W.Ps be looking like *in the voice of Bob* God, What the heck is wrong with her?
**yawn**More pics of Beyonce huh……….
dang yall i just scrolled up to get a look at those ***** eyes…. wow, her right eye looks like it hurts people with telepathy , and the left eye looks brain dead lol. right eye : sasha fierce, left eye: beyonce…. beatch is like jekyll n hyde lmao!
@ Re
No that’s wasn’t me…
@ Re
That’s funny! I’ve been married almost two years and I still just look at mine!
Her eyes look *****ed again. SMDH!
Mandah! aka Cranberry Sauce…Bossip i hate you! Gravatar, i wont hate you if you let me change my daggone gravie!
dang yall i just scrolled up to get a look at those ***** eyes…. wow, her right eye looks like it hurts people with telepathy , and the left eye looks brain dead lol. right eye : sasha fierce, left eye: beyonce…. beatch is like jekyll n hyde lmao!
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Please don’t make me get fired today!!
After someone commented on that, I noticed it does look like she is a little *****ed by way of the eyes…
Hello all…….
UNVME
Mandah! aka Cranberry Sauce…Bossip i hate you! Gravatar, i wont hate you if you let me change my daggone gravie!
dang yall i just scrolled up to get a look at those ***** eyes…. wow, her right eye looks like it hurts people with telepathy , and the left eye looks brain dead lol. right eye : sasha fierce, left eye: beyonce…. beatch is like jekyll n hyde lmao!
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Please don’t make me get fired today!!
After someone commented on that, I noticed it does look like she is a little *****ed by way of the eyes…
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lmao! i was scurred! lol
dang yall i just scrolled up to get a look at those ***** eyes…. wow, her right eye looks like it hurts people with telepathy , and the left eye looks brain dead lol. right eye
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…….Ed the Hyena from Lion King………….
Mandah! aka Cranberry Sauce…Bossip i hate you! Gravatar, i wont hate you if you let me change my daggone gravie!
UNVME
Mandah! aka Cranberry Sauce…Bossip i hate you! Gravatar, i wont hate you if you let me change my daggone gravie!
dang yall i just scrolled up to get a look at those ***** eyes…. wow, her right eye looks like it hurts people with telepathy , and the left eye looks brain dead lol. right eye : sasha fierce, left eye: beyonce…. beatch is like jekyll n hyde lmao!
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Please don’t make me get fired today!!
After someone commented on that, I noticed it does look like she is a little *****ed by way of the eyes…
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lmao! i was scurred! lol
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I am crying laughing! My stomach hurts. LOL
Colonel Stinkmeaner(That’s $25,000 Alpaca! You blot that $h!t!)
Hello all…….
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Murning Colonel! dont look directly into beyuckles eyes… you’ll turn to stone!
Colonel Stinkmeaner(That’s $25,000 Alpaca! You blot that $h!t!)
dang yall i just scrolled up to get a look at those ***** eyes…. wow, her right eye looks like it hurts people with telepathy , and the left eye looks brain dead lol. right eye
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…….Ed the Hyena from Lion King………….
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What about that penguin from Madagascar. You know the one who Skipper always slapped just on GP.
beyuckles
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LMFAO!!!!
that penguin from Madagascar
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LMFAO!!! Ya’ll are clowning in here!
LMBO
Colonel Stinkmeaner(That’s $25,000 Alpaca! You blot that $h!t!)
beyuckles
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LMFAO!!!!
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i have also devised a latin name for her as well
Beyongelys Knovela
its like sasha fierce with Goya rice n’ beans on top! Yaaaay! or should i say “ODALAY HOMES!”
lol! imma stop!
@UNVME
LOL!!!! You go girl…it’s good to have your man give you something he thinks you deserve (the ring) and you actually like it…and thanks for the compliment! I like to write plays and comedies…but small time stuff. I’m still considering doing something in the big leagues…
Beyonce is a joke just a joke find yourself child and quit being a chameleon trying to get in were you don’t fit in.
Mandah! aka Cranberry Sauce…Bossip i hate you! Gravatar, i wont hate you if you let me change my daggone gravie!
Colonel Stinkmeaner(That’s $25,000 Alpaca! You blot that $h!t!)
beyuckles
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LMFAO!!!!
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i have also devised a latin name for her as well
Beyongelys Knovela
its like sasha fierce with Goya rice n’ beans on top! Yaaaay! or should i say “ODALAY HOMES!”
lol! imma stop!
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LOL Yes please stop! You gonna get me in trouble. Why somebody already stuck their head in my office asking me if I am ok?
@Colonel Stinkmeaner
Cyber love!!!! I got my ring this weekend…
@Re
Congrats to you!! I am happy you got what you wanted.
Re (Finally has a wedding band…yay!)
@UNVME
LOL!!!! You go girl…it’s good to have your man give you something he thinks you deserve (the ring) and you actually like it…and thanks for the compliment! I like to write plays and comedies…but small time stuff. I’m still considering doing something in the big leagues…
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You better work! Just let me know when you gonna have a show in TX. I will def support! When you get big time, I can say I chatted with her on Bossip.
^^^^^^I just looked………damn I’m an ugly dude. I got four teeth……..no hair on top……..I need a make over……….
Her ***** look big b/c their stuffed with silicone Duh.
Is it me or did they purposely make her look *****-eyed? smdh
It’s cute photo but Beyonce’s eye look’s as if she’s cross eyed!lmao
@UNVME
Yes ma’am! *Salute*
@Colonel Stinkmeaner
Me too! A big step up from the last time, but still fairly simple…
@ Re
I am in VA. Va Beach. it is cold as hell in my office. The ladies I work with are going through menopause talking about it’s Hot in Here. I am like no Nelly, it’s ice ice baby too cold too cold!!
I think the general sentiment is that sumn is wrong with her eyes…her FairLady cover and the L’oreal cover, her eyes look very empty and aloof; these front shots don’t really do her face justice to me. The other shots are better, and she seems to be more present in the other photos, especially Giant.
jb_1030 (No Amber Rose shoes this month)
@ Re
I am in VA. Va Beach. it is cold as hell in my office. The ladies I work with are going through menopause talking about it’s Hot in Here. I am like no Nelly, it’s ice ice baby too cold too cold!!
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shoulda told them “batch if you hot go stand yo ***** outside!!!” lol dont listen to me i’ll get u fired lol
@ Re
how long have you been married?
That’s the breast, I mean, best photo of her that I’ve seen in a while.
Colonel Stinkmeaner(That’s $25,000 Alpaca! You blot that $h!t!)
^^^^^^I just looked………damn I’m an ugly dude. I got four teeth……..no hair on top……..I need a make over……….
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well you have the attitude and intellegence of a strapping young mane
Mandah! aka Cranberry Sauce…Bossip i hate you! Gravatar, i wont hate you if you let me change my daggone gravie!
jb_1030 (No Amber Rose shoes this month)
@ Re
I am in VA. Va Beach. it is cold as hell in my office. The ladies I work with are going through menopause talking about it’s Hot in Here. I am like no Nelly, it’s ice ice baby too cold too cold!!
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shoulda told them “batch if you hot go stand yo ***** outside!!!” lol dont listen to me i’ll get u fired lol
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Quit it! LOL
@ Re
At least you got a ring from Tiffany’s so you kknow its real. My and my husband (only on paper cause I don’t want to lose any money) got into an argument before we split. I took the ring to get *****ed and found out the big azz diamond was actually Cubic Zircona. He was like no look at the receipt. Sure enough it said CZ. Damn, I shoul dhave known then he was a crackhead. Naw instead it took me two more months to find out. But that ***** was so funny and embarrasing at the ***** shop. Then to see his dumb ***** talking about naw look at the receipt!!
@ Mandah
That won’t work because them fools go outside all bundled up. But both come in here talking about ugh I am so sick, my nose is stopped up. I need to go home.
@Mandah
well you have the attitude and intellegence of a strapping young mane
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Why thank you Mandah. In that case, I guess I’ll stay ugly……….
jb_1030 (No Amber Rose shoes this month)
@ Re
At least you got a ring from Tiffany’s so you kknow its real. My and my husband (only on paper cause I don’t want to lose any money) got into an argument before we split. I took the ring to get *****ed and found out the big azz diamond was actually Cubic Zircona. He was like no look at the receipt. Sure enough it said CZ. Damn, I shoul dhave known then he was a crackhead. Naw instead it took me two more months to find out. But that ***** was so funny and embarrasing at the ***** shop. Then to see his dumb ***** talking about naw look at the receipt!!
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WOW! I would have been MAH (Mad as He**) too!
jb_1030 (No Amber Rose shoes this month)
@ Re
At least you got a ring from Tiffany’s so you kknow its real. My and my husband (only on paper cause I don’t want to lose any money) got into an argument before we split. I took the ring to get *****ed and found out the big azz diamond was actually Cubic Zircona. He was like no look at the receipt. Sure enough it said CZ. Damn, I shoul dhave known then he was a crackhead. Naw instead it took me two more months to find out. But that ***** was so funny and embarrasing at the ***** shop. Then to see his dumb ***** talking about naw look at the receipt!!
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omgaad i woulda died! lmao! he woulda got choked like a *****t right there! lmao!
jb_1030 (No Amber Rose shoes this month)
@ Mandah
That won’t work because them fools go outside all bundled up. But both come in here talking about ugh I am so sick, my nose is stopped up. I need to go home
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lmao! them batches are backwards as hell! Go home then! lol
Colonel Stinkmeaner(That’s $25,000 Alpaca! You blot that $h!t!)
@Mandah
well you have the attitude and intellegence of a strapping young mane
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Why thank you Mandah. In that case, I guess I’ll stay ugly……….
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you are most welcome dear!
@JillyBean819
What happened to “Lochness monster?”
@jb_1030
I think I’m the only one in my office who still has cycles…
OVEREXPOSURE IS AS FATAL AS NOT ENUF EXPOSURE
GO AWAY FOR A MINUTE NOT 2YRS BUT ONE…PRACTICE BEING A WIFE OR SOMETHING….PLEASE GIVE THE PUBLIC A CHANCE TO MISS U….RT. NOW I WANT TO GAG…TOO MUCH BEYONCE BEING SHOVED DOWN UR THROAT
@ Re
Me too.
Re (Finally has a wedding band…yay!)
@JillyBean819
What happened to “Lochness monster?”
@jb_1030
I think I’m the only one in my office who still has cycles…
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And there aren’t enough people here who don’t have them!! I just had a baby 2 months ago and mine has come back.
Re (Finally has a wedding band…yay!)
@JillyBean819
@jb_1030
I think I’m the only one in my office who still has cycles…
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DEAD!
I think I’m the only one in my office who still has cycles…
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ewww……..visuals………ewww…………code red!!
NO MORE ***** TALK!!!
lol that wig is lookin a lil nap nap !!! ‘Can we say brown gel lol!! The dress is pretty though…im just sayin
Can we say brown gel
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OMG! LOL. I didn’t know they still used that!!
NICE
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@Colonel Stinkmeaner
LOL! Sorry…ladies I fear we’ve scared Stinkmeaner…
***(((hurling!!…….)))***
@ Re
I concur! No more Crimson talk.
Sorry Colonel
@UNVME
LOL! Okay, Colonel Stinkmeaner, no more “Scarlett” talk…no more Red Velvet talk…
@jb_1030
WOW! Now, are you sticking together legally cause it’s more money for active duty? That’s crazy and it sucks…yeah, mine looks like and eternity band, and it’s about a carat…it’s pretty simple and elegant…
“Scarlett”…….Red Velvet?!?!?!**(((**hurling!!!**)))
Sorry Colonel
No more talk abou triding the crimson wave. LOL
Crimson talk?!?!?!?!?!?!***(((hurling))***
the crimson wave!!!!!!!!!!!!***(((hurl!!)))***
Sorry Colonel
No more talk about the Burgundy Scarf
Burgundy Scarf!?!?!?!***(((hurl…LMAO;hurl)))***……
Poor Colonel! You need some Sprite and crackers?
Burgandy Scarf-LOL
Sorry Colonel, no more talk of the maroon silk sheets…
Re You wint he gold star of teh day. Making Colonel laugh and hurl at the same time. Burgandy scarf, never heard of that one. Oh I got a scarf that color. Won’t wear that again.
You need some Sprite and crackers?
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Yes please!! Maroon Silk Sheets!!…..**((HURL!!!))**……….look….corn!!….**((HURL!!))**
Okay – Bossip please are there any other celebrities out there that you guys can report on – you guys must be on Beyonce’s payroll. Now don’t get me wrong I like Beyonce and proud of her for her accomplishments but Darn – aren’t there other people out there doing their thing -
So I have a question Bossip fam…
If I get teh Halle perfume and the Amber Rose shoes (next month of course), will I finally be able to demagnitize the lose magnet in my forehead?
Colonel
I got some ginger ale if you need it
me01
Don’t you know this site is dedicated to Beyawn. Got to keep her name out there since her cd was not up to the last two.
@jb_1030
LOL, I was just making that stuff up…but thank you! I am proud of this star…
jb_1030 (No Amber Rose shoes this month)
So I have a question Bossip fam…
If I get teh Halle perfume and the Amber Rose shoes (next month of course), will I finally be able to demagnitize the lose magnet in my forehead?
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Afraid not sweetie. That calls for a 3 celeb treatment.
@jb_1030
Girl, I’m so sorry…I failed to understand what that meant…(whispering:I’m a little slow)..
Damn UNVME.
I guess I have to wait for a celeb to make a clothing line that is worth a damn for ladies.
@jb_1030
Just don’t buy Apple Bottoms, Baby Phat, or SouthPole. Please.
luvs the cover will def order this even hough she not giving no real juice
@ Re
I am trying to demagnitize teh loser magnet that keeps attractign the losers. So I figure if I got Amber’s shoes and Halle’s perfume, they would counteract against the magnet and maybe I would attract a winner. But UNVME put a stop to that.
@ Jb
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news…But I had to let you know what your teatment for that condition would be.
@jb_1030
Lol, you might intimidate some folks…I dress up a lot (but I can still get down with a good pair of jeans, a hoodie, and some puma’s) and it keeps the young folks scared, but the old folks are ridiculous. They act like they don’t have no sense…
Sorry girl, you might need to add a “hood factor” to your gear…like, get some yellow nails” or something…
Sorry girl, you might need to add a “hood factor” to your gear…like, get some yellow nails” or something…
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*With chin tilted at 45 degrees* Yup
@UNVME
Exactly! You don’t want to be unapproachable…
Well I just got some Pixies. Now I just need some bamboo earings, get my nails done with yellow polish, a ball cap and tilt the chi with my hoodie and pum’s or Air force one’s in the hottest color.
I LOVE BEYONCE!
I already bought a tickets to her Canadian conert, Ireland concert, and one in Seattle.
And I live in HOUSTON! But I love her, I would spend any amount of cash to see her.
@jb_1030
Not all at once! You might attract too many Tyrone’s and Lil Knife’s!
I was just thinking I can’t be too hood, I’m 41. Don’t wanna look like the twins mother in ATL. hell I am already there with the broke car door. LMAO!!
Now I just need some bamboo earings, get my nails done with yellow polish, a ball cap and tilt the chi with my hoodie and pum’s or Air force one’s in the hottest color.
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Thats what we like to see!!
Me too!!
@ tiffany williams poor child are you ill or just someone from beyonces camp trying to manipulate people into to believing she is that desirable pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase. If your not than you should go get a refund of your money and put it towards a good cause or someone who deserves it like st jews children hospital.
Re (Finally has a wedding band…yay!)
@jb_1030
Not all at once! You might attract too many Tyrone’s and Lil Knife’s!
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You beat me to it. You dont want to overload em. Be subtle with it.
@ tiffanywilliams Wow that is taking groupie to a whole other level!!!
TELL IT LIKE IT TI ISSSS
@ tiffany williams poor child are you ill or just someone from beyonces camp trying to manipulate people into to believing she is that desirable pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase. If your not than you should go get a refund of your money and put it towards a good cause or someone who deserves it like st jews children hospital.
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St. Jude’s Perchance? lol jkjk
looks like she tried to give herself the “dreaded pool test”
@ TELL IT LIKE IT TI ISSSS,
Sorry, I’m neither. I give a lot of money toward charities and fund raisers but also spend it on things that I want. I’ve just always been a fan of Beyonce since DC4, I never liked Destiny’s Child, I only liked Beyonce.
When I went to her last concert, I was in shock. I knew Beyonce could put on a show but it was beyond amazing. I was upset when it was over. So this time I will go to 3 of them with my sisters and my friends and we’ll just have fun. I’m still a Daddy’s girl so I’ll just make sure he pays, eff it.
Too airbrushed, insincere looking facial expression and awkward with her arms.
I like the color of the dress.
@Luv-Lee,
LOL! I honestly don’t care!
All these Beyonce “fans” out here keep denying the fact that they’re actual stans of Beyonce. I am not afraid to admit it. Some call me obsessed with her, and I don’t care at all. I do LOVE Beyonce, I know everything about her so call me obsessed. I consider myself a stan and I am not going to sit here and deny it like a rebel.
But don’t get the picture that I’m a psycho. People often think of Beyonce stans to have a wall of Beyonce in their room with candles linedup along the wall, and we pray to that every night. And they think we walk around with Beyonce on our minds all day long, and that we recite all her accomplishments 4 times a day for 30 minutes. It is not like that at all, well for me at least. I just happen to know EVERYTHING about her but she’s never really mentioned by me unless someone I know is talking about her or if I’m on the computer. So I’m probably not THAT obsessed with her but, idk, I’m just a stan.
@tiffany williams well then that’s sad truely sad you poor thing didn’t know it was that serious how embarr*****ing I would have kept that to myself.
@BoringBeyonc
U know why cuz she is that hott lol!!! Don’t be mad!!
And everytime u see her name u make sure u come and look at it!!! There is Rihanna post take ur ***** over there to that dumd *****, that gets beat up and take the man ***** on her post lol she is dumb!!! moving on get it Beyonce, Bossip keep it coming baby with the beyonce baby I love it make the mad!!!!lol
Beyonce is possessed she soul her soul for money and power thanks to jay z.
correction sold
love u bey !!!
DEM BURT & ERNIE EYEBROWS AINT TOO HOT, BUT DEM CHESTICLES ARE ON POINT!
I’M JUST GONNA SAY PHOTO SHOP OR AIR BRUSH BECAUSE ON THE LAST COVER LESS THAN 5 DAYS AGO HER TA TA’S WERE NO WHERE NEAR THAT BIG…LMMFAO!! NICE BEYONCE BUT NO
Beyonce ***** look like Jennifer Aniston’s on Bruce Almighty when Jim Carrey made them huge smh
Forget the tig ol’ bitties, her eyes scared the mess out of me. I’m shaking from look at them.
Letoya Luckett looks fantastic. Now SHE is a crazy pretty woman with a great body and fantastic legs. BOSSIP….why didn’t you feature HER in the lead photo instead of in the fine print? She is definitely an attention getter and I wish her much success.
What is this post about again?
why does one eye look bigger than the other? when you photoshop one feature, it throws the others off.
i’ll be glad when she realizes that she will never be known for being elegant, only a booty-shakin, pimped by her dad broad who was force fed to everyone.
someone PPPLLLEEAAA*****SEEEE STOP THE MADNESS!!! BEYONCEEEE SITTHE*****DOWNGOODGRIEFKNOCKITOFFYOUCRAZYOLDLADY!!!! BEYONCE IS GONNA END UP THE OLD CAT LADY DOWN THE SKREET WITH 2,000 CATS WITH DIAMOND NECKLACES AND STILLETTO HEELS ON THEIR LITTLE PAWS! OMG I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MOOOORRRREEEEEEEEE GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAYYYYYY AND TAKE YOUR SISTER WITH YOU AAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Okay, I love Bey, but this has to be one of the ugliest covers that she has ever done. Is the cross-eyed in this picture? I’m not feeling this one, Bey. You slipping. Someone of her status should come stronger. …sorry, just an opinion
Phew — sorry i had a moment….I’m better now….just one more thing…did they superimpose her head on someone else’s body….and look at the hair, it looks kind of crinkly or something…
the poor ole horse that gave up his tail for her madness…..ok i’m threw….i’m starting to get that twitch in my eye again like another tirade is about to happen….
Come to think of it…Did Solange feel in for her on this shoot? Is it just me, or does she really look more like Solange on this cover?
She just has the kind of hair that never looks totally straight. She has that tan sheeps wool on top of her head.
LMAO. So critical but I bet Beyonce looks better than half of ya’ll with her wig off, no make-up and fresh out the bed then ya’ll look jazzed- up to go to the club.
It looks like she got a boob job.
Semi
LMAO. So critical but I bet Beyonce looks better than half of ya’ll with her wig off, no make-up and fresh out the bed then ya’ll look jazzed- up to go to the club.
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Maybe, but not in this picture…lmao
Dont ya’l think beyonce did surgery,her ***** is now big compared to before.
@semi sure she does with all that plastic surgery she gets hell who wouldn’t
@Semi, if she felt that way she would do a cover with no make up, no weave, just au natural…I believe she is a pretty woman, but I truly don’t believe she feels as beautiful as the photoshoped pictures. Come on, each picture is so extreme of each other. She looked very pretty when she performed on the Ellen D show, but the photoshopping is too much for me. She calls the shots, so I guess she’s okay with it. It’s too bad though…just goes to show, anyone, even pretty girls can have low self esteem.
@baey of courseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee she has work done come on now but she has been fixing her imperfections evey chance she gets believe it or not beyonce is a very very very insecure woman and to be honest she didn’t need it she was already a cute girl average but cute see i can be nice.
RE..I need you to flirt with me when Nikki u and oh lawdy aint around .. thank you lady!!!
@Razzell Dazzell
I think entertainers are most often insecure because they are judged on how they look 24/7.
And the better looking they are, the more insecure they tend to be.
I don’t think she has low self-esteem.
I remember her mom on Oprah with Destiny Child and Oprah asked Tina about them being so young and dress like they were.
Her answer:”Sex sells. They are 15 years old and they have the bodies to wear it. You have to wear it while you can.”
My mom WOULD NEVER say this. SEX SELLS?
At 15 years old?
I have a feeling they could careless that she is lightened on white mags, and ethnic on black mags and latin on hispanic/latina mags. They will do what sell. Its sad but its how they seem to operate.
Beyonce is more of an image than a person.
Beyonce had her ***** surgically enhanced or she has a really great gel push up bra, lol….
That is not Beyonce’s body that is Tara banks with Beyonce’s head they photo shopped the hell out of that picture
she’s beautiful.
@Divine….you’re right; I don’t think Bey has low self esteem, but insecurities…all woman do (men as well, we are human to the extreme. I just don’t get how she thinks no one notices, and when called out, she doesn’t respond…maybe that’s her stello…her nonreaction saids more about her character than anything else. Take for example the Peta gig, I didn’t expect her to jump up, and start acting ghetto fab, but at least communicate the fact that it wasn’t the time, nor place for such antics and she didn’t need to ask permission to wear any attire, especially because she purchased it. I mean, damn, GIVE US SOMETHING, besides ***** shaking or….oh no, I’m just a shy, innocent, beautiful creature” bahumburg…everyone knows it…even the stans! I loved Bey, I really loved her, until she became some contribed industry concoction…again I say, the next album title should be(three to four years from now) Back to Basics…A presenation of the “real” Beyonce. Now that is a CD I would buy (since I’ve been dying for some real creativity since the first album which was outrageously awesome).
OMG Keri Hilson has diss track out about Beyonce.
She looks like Hera, Queen of the Olympic deities. ***** y’all, haters.
She looks like Hera, Queen of the Olympic deities. ***** y’all, haters.
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Yeah, Hera on heroine…lmao. That’s my girl, though. Just not feelin’ this particular pix.
Are you fools too blind to see that there is someone else mentioned in this thread??? Bossip talks about Beyonce everyday, so who gives a damn! LETOYA LOOKS STUNNING and her song, NOT ANYMORE is HOT!!!
HER EYES BE SWOLLEN TOO!haha
wtf her face looks pulled! fake smile! enuff with dis broad already. and we know her tah-tahs aint really that big!
yo bossip..couldnt y’all give letoya her own post! smdh. and her video looks like the sixties thing solange did in i decided…
Is it just me or does she look cross-eyed in this pic???
DAMN HER EYES ARE *****ED UP!!!
Very pretty with all her God-given beauty and talent and surgical enhancement….Her ***** are that big with her implant enhancement, and please stop saying push-up bra and au natural and banging body. Nice body, with surgical help. We all may have banging bodies, but with a bit of surgical help, could most definitely. When they were barely-there implants they looked better. She messed with them again and is doing something to her lips. Hey, her millions come from singing/dancing while flaunting herself around sexually. It is the truth, but if ya wanna call me a hata……okay.
Damn Girl….What’s next???
WHAT or WHO is this chick trying to look like???
She’s on her way to looking ridiculous like Michael Jackson and Lil Kim.
I’ve never noticed just how insecure Beyonce’ really is. All you have to do is looks at her old photos and compare them to her recent photo.
cute pics, I can’t wait to see Letoya’s video
Im sorry but Beyonce looks slow. What is going on with her eyes??? Yuck!!! I think this is the worst photo I have ever seen of Bey. Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!
ayo “and”
if you a dude your 2 ugly to get beyonce I can say that I look better then you my *****e cutecurtisd ugly mother
if you a chick pull your lips off B’s ***** damn homo and u are still to ugly If you like playfull banter come at at me I will verbally cut yor ***** up if u dont like what I say’n blow me block me im out *****
Fake *****, fake smile, fake hair, lipo, botox, lip-thinning…gosh, what’s REAL on Beyonce???
can we say *****-eyed like a mug ?