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Posted on December 12th, 2007 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Alicia Keys, Bangers, Fill in The Blank, News

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Alicia Keys performed at the Nobel Peace conference in Oslo, Norway yesterday. The talented banger recently talked about wanting to have sex on her piano.

What is that Krucial doing, playing some spades with her? He needs to be tappin’ that at least a few times a day.

Fill in The Blank: Alicia looks like she ____________________________.

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  • E. Junior

    …@ LEAST!…

  • Just Sit And Be Pretty

    1st …again :-)

  • Just Sit And Be Pretty

    damn, this slow computer…*cutting eyes at E. Junior* :-)

  • Yessir!

    Please, she looks overweight and that punan probably smells like tofu.

  • Ibn

    I smell hate amongst in some of these comments. I still think she is a DL lesbian, just my opinion though. She looks good to me…just suffering from noassatall. And somebody needs to get to work you commenting on everything.

    Ibn

  • justmoi

    That dress is gorgeous, I’m loving the colour!

  • mrssexcee1bornN83′

    go alicia go alicia love the album and that dress looks nice from pinkmink bastard camron ( no homo) lol

  • Mahogany

    Herve` Leger makes some bad ass dresses!!!!!!!!!!!!

    U have to be in shape to pull them off.

    She looks lovely.

    Dare I say it……………………………

    No Homo!

    :)

  • http://www.yahoo.com Southern Belle 225

    I love the color of the dress. I still think she is on the DL but whatever.

  • hey

    Alicia looks like she ____________________________.

    is a beautiful woman who is very much in control of her sexuality (read: not some p*$$y pawn for male players).

  • jay

    Sorry, she is attractive, but I dont really see her as being a banger. She is a very talented singer/ song writer, but a banger?? Nah. Just a touch to manly to me. Sorry.

  • LovelyLady

    ALICIA KEYS LOOKS LIKE SHE LIKES IT IN THE ASS HARD AND TAKES A BIG WOOD IN THE MOUTH

    I MEAN I’M, JUST SAYING. LMAO

  • http://www.hoodhype.com JMack

    beautiful. perfect in every way.

  • Just Sit And Be Pretty

    lbn…talking to me…huh, talking to me…ARE YOU TALKING TO ME!! :-) I’m being a total slacker today, I don’t feel like doing any work, I’m sleepy and don’t feel like going iceskating with my damn co-workers…so I’m all over the place, WHAT?!!?

  • Scholar

    Alicia looks like she

    IS PERFORMING AT THE SOUL TRAIN AWARDS!!!

    She looks GORGEOUS, but is the Nobel Peace conference the right place to rock a skin tight dress and have your ass in the air? She should have done something a little more conservative.

    Also, can all the black female celebrities PLEASE stay away from Herve Leger at least for a little while!!

  • http://www.whyamialwayshungry.com Bahama Mama

    them herve leger dresses be tight as ‘ell…u gotta a good body to wear one of them or it WILL show…

  • Richard

    LovelyLady

    ALICIA KEYS LOOKS LIKE SHE LIKES IT IN THE ASS HARD AND TAKES A BIG WOOD IN THE MOUTH

    I MEAN I’M, JUST SAYING. LMAO

    _____________________________________________________

    I too dream in color.

  • http://www.biteme.com **80_RUBIES**

    A KEYS IS A BAD BISH, LOVES HER.

  • http://www.biteme.com **80_RUBIES**

    HEY BAHAMA!!!!!!!!!

  • Oh Brotha!

    OH MY GOSH HERE WE GO WITH THE WORSHIPING OF YET ANOTHER HALF BREED!

    Alicia looks like she’s trying to hard to sell us on the fact that she’s a female. She’s not all that talented I happen to think her singing voice rivals Rhianna & Ciara as far as her talent goes. Heck anyone of us can play piano if we started taking lessons as kids.

    Please Black People stop falling for the hype that is ALICIA KEYS. She aint all that! Her nose job was a good investment though

    Now I’m sure I’ll get all the hate from Alicia Cook’s STANS lol!!!!

  • Ibn

    LOL just sit and be pretty LMAO. Now how you figure im JUST talking to you. I am slacking to (singing jamie foxx song “i had one too many drinks”).

    Ibn

  • anonymous

    She’s not talented as some think

  • Aoki Lee

    Why it look like Alicia’s doing the “superman’ pose from that soulja boy dance/song??

  • Yes I Said It & I Meant It Too

    Alicia Keys has really come into her own style and femininity. When she first came on the scene she was so rough around the edges. Go Alicia!

  • eyez

    _________missin on some good sex

  • Soul Cry

    …wish I had a piano to scr….forget it. lol

  • Bones Jordan

    @ Oh Brotha, for real dog? You can’t be serious. Alicai Keys looks like she taking some serious backshots from me fully clothed while having a concert. So with her being fully clothed and all having a serious daydream about me giving her backshots while performing a concert.

  • http://www.whyamialwayshungry.com Bahama Mama

    Chello 80′s!!

  • div

    is trying too hard.

    hmmm…basically like a little kid trying to show out on a church solo.

  • stan-b-gone

    love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Aoki Lee

    Alicia’s weave/wig game be on point! That’s about all I can say be on point with Alicia Keys I heard her perform a few yrs ago on the Godd Morning America stage & she was AWFUL!!! Thank god her backup singers had her back. The only song that woman ever made which I liked was “You Don’t Know My Name” & she needed the original group {can’t remember their names} to help her out.

  • nahnah

    Just my opinions:

    - Alicia makes good music.

    - Alicia is very talented.

    - Alicia is a closeted lesbian.

    - Alicia is not all that the face, especially with that lazy eye and weird grin she’s always sportin’

    -Alicia has a nice shape.

    -Alicia’s latest cd is thee BOMB!

  • Aoki Lee

    I swear looking at Alicia close up it looks like one eye is wonky & her teeth is too big for her mouth.

    I believe I heard that she had a stroke- is this true?

  • Mahogany

    Sidenote….The yt’s in hollyweird love those dresses too.

  • SPACECOWBOY

    IF KRUCIAL DUDE WAS HITTIN THAT RIGHT IT WOULDNT TAKE HER THIS LONG TO HIT HER “WOMENHOOD”

  • FineAsWine

    Fill in The Blank: Alicia looks like she ____________________________.HARD UP FOR NO RESON!!

  • I Am A 80′s Baby

    *Breaking News*

    I just heard that Souljah Boy’s mother just died in a car accident. Given the fact that two men share the same name I don’t know which one it is.

    Damn all these deaths, SMH!

  • kai

    Too many haters running rampant. Whos the idiot who says that there is much comparison between Alicia keys and Ciara and Rhianna? You must be tone deaf lol.. TONE DEAF MOFO.

  • awake

    …singing her ass off and loving it. Why does she not get the shine she deserves??? Whether she is racially mixed, 100% black, whatever, she is a talented, beautiful woman. Her image has improved – she was rough around the edges but now she is presenting herself in a very classy manner. What she does in her bedroom and who she does it with doesn’t take away from her talent.

    Damn, I sound like a stan… Oh well

  • Streetz

    Alicia looks like she needs my face between her legs. and i am all too happy to oblige. :D

  • LB

    Yes.. hate her. PLEASE hate on her. the more u hate, the more she sells. almost 2 mil world wide in just 4 weeks?? face it. she your favorite singers favorite singer.

    Men lie Women lie, numbers don’t! deal with it!

  • http://myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

    I AALWAYS WANTED TO BANG HER ON HER PIANO TO

    http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC

    NUTHIN BUT DAT GHETTO KNOCK

  • arasiam

    I simply love her, that is pure talent!

  • Ashley

    I love it! i think she looks great.

    And for the person who said was the dress appropriate, i don’t see the problem. Women are always criticized more than men. lets not forget LL ripped his shirt off while performing at the NAACP Image Awards :|

  • wonkwonk

    let em hate and watch the money pile up, bwahaha

  • BigDawg

    She looks like she’s singing. No ass! No ass! Nooooooooo assss!

  • weezy

    You don’t have to bend over when playing the piano, that what the bench is for. Alicia are you selling sex just like everyone else now? Whats next a croch shot?

    Good point Spacecowboy. She was already in her twenties when she came out acting “ruff around the edges”, it wasn’t like she was 15 or 16 years old.

    I hope she goes back to her old voice.

  • LB

    i think people keep forgetting shes a GROWN ASS WOMAN :|

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    AK would get it big time.

  • John

    Alicia Look like shes having a real good time, — And she looking very beautyful doing it too!!!!

  • John

    P.S. No disrespect to Alicia but she has a nice butt too!!!!!!!!

  • Bones Jordan

    I think there is a conspiracy going on. If y’all think I might be on the right path of logical thinking, please read my post under the Checks category for Beans and S. Storch. I’m DEAD SERIOUS. Think about what I had to say and give me your thoughts. Thanks yall.

  • KillaBeeSwarm

    @weezy Whats next a crotch shot?

    I like where this train of thought is going. Please continue. :)

    Now, to fill in the blank:

    Alicia looks like she ____________________________

    wants to drop that zero and get with the hero!

  • http://hershoeaddiction.blogspot.com erika-nicole

    I just saw her on VH1 talking about that video. She said people are used to seeing her perform sitting down. She wanted to do a little more. It’s definitely sensual. Sex on the piano, huh?

  • reality

    BigDog..that was funny. She lookin like she ’bout to swallow the mic python style!

  • Harry Potter

    Finally got around to listening to her latest cd, and i must say that it’s a lot better than the last one. As far as feeling in the blank: She’s probably singing a parody of Someday my prince will come, called Someday my Strap-On will come.

  • breeze

    Fill in The Blank: Alicia looks like she ____________________________.

    could get it on top of the piano anytime she wants it.

  • saucefry

    A. Keys may be the one to knock Beyonce of her “#1 SPOT” as the “HOTTEST” chick in da game

  • anonymous

    rihanna has already knocked beyonce out of that #1 spot as the “hottest chick in the game”.

  • That’sME!

    is enjoying performing…

    like the style and color of the dress…cute

  • dayg715

    “A. Keys looks like…”

    she’s still trying to convince us she’s straight.

  • LDnDallas

    Looks like she is doing her job. N she looks pretty. No Homo.

  • jjones

    i am a guy and for some reason alicia does nothing for me. Her music is not that good and i never been attracted to her bacause i know she is a dyke. but thats just me

  • MarvinGaye Is Da Greatest

    Alicia is over hyped fluff. Nothing special that’s my opinion & can’t nobody change it!

  • Kia

    Alicia looks like she wants to deep throat the mic!

    She doesn’t have to prove her sex appeal; just play the piano…thats beautiful to see a young black talented woman with incredible gifts.

  • sho nuff da stuff

    I’m getting sick of A.K. knocking off Prince’s style musically….you can hear his influence all over her new song…it’s a shame I tell ya…damn shame what the youth are doing to classic acts.

  • MarvinGaye Is Da Greatest

    I agree with the comment about ripping off Prince’s sound. Thats all Alicia Keys does! SHE AINT ORIGINAL!!! She began her career ripping from JAmes Brown, now Prince….when she Eff’s with Marvin’s Sound that’s when I’m gonna hurt her!!!

  • DDub

    Oh Brotha!

    OH MY GOSH HERE WE GO WITH THE WORSHIPING OF YET ANOTHER HALF BREED!

    Alicia looks like she’s trying to hard to sell us on the fact that she’s a female. She’s not all that talented I happen to think her singing voice rivals Rhianna & Ciara as far as her talent goes. Heck anyone of us can play piano if we started taking lessons as kids.

    —-

    Lol. Now that was hilarious. I see women in dresses all the time–and guess what I believe them. Kids are taught things all the time–they don’t all grow into prodigies though.

  • Aoki Lee

    @Ddub

    Alicia Keys is NOT a prodigy. A true prodigy teaches ones self to play musical instruments. If you wanna impress me be like Prince he taught himself to play 5 or more intruments by time he was 15!

  • lola

    she is a banger and she looks great in dresses!!

  • OC Brawler

    She looks like she’s proud on her black heritage – especially the ass part!!! Loving it!

  • French mulato boy

    Stop saying alicia key has got a plastic surgery on her nose. Stop telling she tries to be white with her hair. All of these are natural. When you are black and white (métisse mulâtre mélangé mixte) you could have a part from each parents, or just a part from either one.

  • Lili MF Monster

    Why do you lames always go high school and start comparing this celeb w/ the next one?! I love me some Mary, Fantasia, Keisha, Alicia, Beyonce and even RiRi – there’s enough room in the busines for all of em.

    BTW – Janet’s new single has been leaked and it’s hot!!!! Welcome back Ms. Jackson! check out perezhilton.com!

  • LB

    the fact remains that people hate on her because of her success. if she were doing the EXACT same things shes doing now but selling like Angie Stone or Jill Scott, people would be calling her underrated. And thats not a diss to Angie or Jill. i got love for both but they don’t move the same amount of records. but because she’s selling 742 in one week, people hate her. its actually funny, because no matter how much you hate, she’s still KILLING billboard! bwahahaha

  • weezy

    Record sales and talent don’t always go hand and hand. She is talented, but not a prodigy. A prodigy wouldn’t have to use others melodies and cliche song lyrics.

  • LB

    people who r not in the music industry no nothing about “stealing.” just cause a song reminds u of something does not mean she stole a melody or she used a sample. if that were the case, she would have been sued by now

  • Lady Architect

    She looks great and I love her album

  • Doc-2-B

    wow, i’m surprised at all the haters commenting on here. as far as ak being overrated, so are most mega-selling artists. i’m sure there are some more talented, soulful artists performing in clubs in nyc, dc, and la, but they don’t have major deals yet. for now, she along with mjb, beyonce, etc are all we’ve got. blame the promotions dept of the record companies of jill scott/angie stone-they’re brilliant but underpromoted. Alicia is ROCKIN’ that dress in this pic!

  • Reformed GammaRay

    WHUT UP BINKS. lol

  • Unemployed

    Looks like she’s making hot air. Alicia has good marketing team. That’s it.

    I heard that voice and that type of music before. It’s not original.

  • dee vee

    A Keys looks like she can take it in the back all night in the rear without any fear!!!

  • dani

    I agree with Doc-2-b

  • dani

    weezy

    Prince was inspired by James Brown and so has Micheal Jackson so would you say they are biting?nah Alicia is Alicia just inspired by his sound and has always..just like Bey has some inspiration from Tina Turner although they are different but you can see some similarities

  • regina

    Alicia looks like she once again is having the time of her life. Gay or straight she is still beautiful. Because her inner beauty always shines through during any performance or in an interview. HATE ON HATERS> And no disrespect but whoever compares A keys to Rihanna and Ciara is lost. Because I do like them two but the depth and content in Alicia’s music cannot be compared to too many out there. A better comparison would be the likes of Tamia, Angie Stone, and Vivian Green. And before y’all go crazy with my blog pay attention to what you read. I said the CONTENT and DEPTH.

  • Nic

    …if she was lesbian…

  • Anon

    Some of you need to take up a new HOBBY, because the constant HATING is not CUTE and will NEVER be in style. SMDH

  • Ashley

    Here something else to hate on

    ALICIA HAS BEEN CAST AS LENA HORNE IN THE UPCOMING BIOPIC PRODUCED BY OPRAH!

    Commence hating!!!!

  • TripFs

    “Alicia Key’s looks like she’s… hurtin’ for a squirtin’” (courtesy 40 Y.O. Virgin)

  • regina

    Congrats to Alicia on the Lena horne gig

  • wonkwonk

    since when do females have to say “no homo”?? lol, only insecure negros say that stupid mess.

  • yes

    interestin pic lol

  • maryann

    I personally know Alicia Manager Jeff Robinson assistant, and believe you me, she is not a lesbian, she is very devoted to her boyfriend Krucial, they have a beautiful passionate relationship. Alicia is all woman and more from what I’ve been told.

  • Mrs

    she is doing an incredible performance

    Love this gurl

  • David

    Spicy woman! I just found some of her photos on another rich men seeking fun site seekingsugar, but my question is what she is doing with such a service. She wanna a rich men for sugar daddy?? terrible..

  • BossMitchell

    If shes a dyke, I wont like her anymore cuz I cant make love to her.

    But I still highly doubt shes a dyke….cuz she always sings about a man in her life.

  • Mrs

    I think she is very talented and marvelous, but some of you think she is not very talented. She is much more talented then most of the women in the industry!

    People from older generation appreciate her quality of music. Alicia is classic

  • Mrs

    I think some of these haters are other celebs hating on her as they can’t compete no matter what they do.

    I choose quality over quantity. Alicia all the way

  • Keisha

    man, I wish I could’ve gotten that part as Lena Horne. I mean I can’t sing well or act but still, that would have been a great opportunity. Alicia looks like she is saying _____I don’t know, I don’t listen 2 her music anymore(or any secular music). Not hating but I just like to read this blog(my guilty pleasure). I wish her the best and if she is involved with lesbianism I pray that she lets that lifestyle go because it only destroys and bring forth confusion(regardless of what gay/straight folks say). Peace and Blessing to her and to U all as well.

  • MarvinGaye Is Da Greatest

    @Mrs

    Just bcuz Alcia might be on the higher end of a pile of trash don’t change the fact that her talent is garbage too!

    That’s like having the best house on a horrible block.

  • jhay

    Alicia is so georgous inside and out. Ya’ll are some serious haterz. This chic is intellegent and has class and ya’ll still hate? I don’t get it. She is also extremely charitable. She seems very down to earth I was at SOBs one night and Kerry was performing and she was layin in the cut – letting him shine. I don’t get you guys. She is a real chic..who can sing and actually play an instrument – she has real talent..I don’t understand what is there for you to hate on.. do you!! miss keys!

  • MarvinGaye Is Da Greatest

    Ashley

    Here something else to hate on

    ALICIA HAS BEEN CAST AS LENA HORNE IN THE UPCOMING BIOPIC PRODUCED BY OPRAH!

    Commence hating!!!!

    ——————————

    I thought Thandie Newton got that gig? She would be a better fit than Alicia. Alicia’s too manly her movements arent fluid enough to pull that one off. Oh well!!!

  • Mrs

    Ok that’s your opinion but I think she’s brilliant

    BRIL LI ANT !!!!!!

  • Mrs

    ONE MORE TIME FOR LUCK

    BRILLIANT

  • Bigfella

    Alicia looks like she

    really knows how to back that thang up

  • Detgurl

    @Hey you’re rat and hoodrats hate that…oh and also add she has on a really good giridle, but she’s still a beauty.

  • JerseyBred

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  • MarvinGaye Is Da Greatest

    @jhay

    People arent ‘hating’ we are merley stating the obvious that is Alicia Keys is over hyped not so talented piano player.

    Maybe to you she’s this talented songstress but to those of us who’ve seen the true talents of real artists honey- We Know The Difference!

    Like I said b4 don’t get stuck on the fact that this chick plays piano. If I had stuck with the lessons I’ve taken when I was 6 I too could play the piano.

    She does NOT impress me, BTW being the lesser of 2 evils {Rhianna, Ciara ect} does not make her any better. I think they all suck Beyonce too!

  • MarvinGaye Is Da Greatest

    oops* merely*

  • Wise1

    People arent ‘hating’ we are merley stating the obvious that is Alicia Keys is over hyped not so talented piano player.

    It’s not obvious, it’s your opinion

  • trs

    People arent ‘hating’ we are merley stating the obvious that is Alicia Keys is over hyped not so talented piano player.

    Maybe to you she’s this talented songstress but to those of us who’ve seen the true talents of real artists honey- We Know The Difference!

    Like I said b4 don’t get stuck on the fact that this chick plays piano. If I had stuck with the lessons I’ve taken when I was 6 I too could play the piano.

    She does NOT impress me, BTW being the lesser of 2 evils {Rhianna, Ciara ect} does not make her any better. I think they all suck Beyonce too!

    ———————————————

    OMG I died laughing when I read this… you talking ish about a multi-platinum artist like Alicia when you openly admit that YOU CANT EVEN PLAY THE PIANO cause you quit at 6!!! GTFOH!!!! You wish that you had half of Alicia’s talent in just ONE of your no-piano-playin fingers. Every single one of your posts gives credence to what everyone else already knows…..you define the essence of “hater.” Who cares if Alicia Keys, Beyonce, Ciara, or Rhi (A*K*A the “hottest chicks in da game”) do not impress you? Please!!! How many records have you sold? How many Grammies, American Music Awards, BET awards, NAACP awards, etc. have you won? Those women don’t have to impress anyone but god and the women who gave birth to them…and they certainly don’t have to impress anybody when they take their asses to the bank and cash those fat ass checks!!! SMDH @ your persistence.

  • FiyahCrotch

    No hating on Akeys (no homo)

  • Ashley

    people who have never even heard of Chopin let alone played it saying Alicia can’t really play the piano. Now thats COMEDY!!

  • Moreaces

    The best in the game, you go girl!!

  • brandton

    needs me

  • Anon

    @ “MarviGaye is the Greatest”,

    You’re trying too hard…calm down…it’s NOT that serious.

  • scoob lov

    Fill in The Blank: Alicia looks like she could ride a mean one backwards! Yall see that face she’s making. Guys, you’ve seen that before, huh?

  • playlist

    i would blow her back out

    b/c i respect her

  • Gossip Girl

    Is gettin jUGGED iN The A$$

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