Random Ridiculousness: “Swag Dance”

Posted on December 14th, 2007 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness

Posted by Bossip Staff

Soulja Boy has a new dance to replace the infamous “Superman” called “Swag Dance”. For some reason, we don’t see this one catching on like the first one.

Someone needs to take the video camera away from this boy, stat.

  • Bahama Mama

    YOULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • QQsss

    1st!

  • Cher

    1. He looks gay. (Look at the hand movements)

    2. TOO MANY STEPS!!!

  • Bahama Mama

    okay I’m thru!!

    does he expect ppl to do this in the club??

    he looks like he ight be having a seizure

  • 504okaay

    BAM !

  • http://www.dicknemdown.com Dicknemdown

    Are they saying Swag or Fag?

  • Chris Rose

    Not cool dude!

  • Suga&Spice

    Fruity.

  • Bahama Mama

    5 to the 0 to the 4!!!

    did u hear the damn song?? I’m so done….I gonna start listen’n to damn country music…i think I got that line dance’n down

  • Dawalla

    GAY

  • DROCK

    WHAT IN THE “SASHAY SHAUNTAY” ASS HELL?????

    WHAT UP MY PEOPLES!!!!!

  • DROCK

    BEEP……BEEP……BEEP……BEEP BEEP BEEP……

    OH….LET ME TURN MY GAYDAR OFF…

  • Bahama Mama

    DROCK!!

    It’s past GAY!! it’s on a whole nother level….

  • Carla07

    Are they gay?

  • Angel_Minded

    Soulja Boy is suspect!!!

  • 504okaay

    DROCKIDY DROCK DROCK DROCK !

    MAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CABBAGE PATCH DAYS? LOL

  • Malaika

    Goodmorning all! That dance had me lol.

    I’ve been up ALL night working on a paper. Have not slept yet and I’m still not done! :(

    Words of encouragement anyone????? I’m losing it!!!

  • Bahama Mama

    MAN EFF all these new gay ass dances…I’m sticking TO

    My Drink and my two step!

  • p

    just what in the hell was that?

  • cocobutta

    He is stupid as hell! There is nothing orginaly about that dance!

  • DROCK

    504 I’M STILL DOING THE PEE WEE HERMAN…..

    B. MAMA…NOW U KNOW U CAN’T BE DRINKING & 2-STEPING. AS SOON AS A MOFO BUMP YO ASS U READS TO FIGHT…

  • Bahama Mama

    LMAO Drock….AND you KNOW THIS MAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!

    lol

  • DROCK

    MAE MAE (MALAIKA) JUST THINK OF IGNANT ASS LIL WAYNE…..GIRL GET YO SLEEPY BEHIND UP AND GIT TO TYPING THE REST OF YOUR PAPER!!!

  • athena

    Hecks Naw! “CUT!” It’s a wrap. they already doing that dance at the gay clubs anyhow.

  • N-Qui-Sa-Tive

    Sigh when is he going to go away like Kingston lol

  • Bigfella

    those 15 minutes of fame are dwindling quickly….

  • Bahama Mama

    THENA BENA is that you???

  • 504okaay

    LOL I’M STILL DOING THE ROBO COP IN THE 9TH PRECINCT…

    THE ELECTRIC SLIDE ON MY ELECTRIC STOVE WRAPPED IN POWER CORDS…

    I’M STILL DOING THE MASHED POTATO IN GRAVY…

  • justme

    Jimanee kricket pleeez sit the eff DOWN!!!!!!

  • fed_up

    ummm no no no! i say not! this is some zesty, soft dance for dudes that also get their regular butt injections. NO!

    I say no to the foolish coonery that soulja boy reps!

    SIT DOWN, r-e-a-d a b-o-o-k

  • I Am A 80′s Baby

    Souljah dance is what happens when a gay and a special needs child combine. No offense to children or people who have people with special needs in the their family, honestly no disrespect.

    But I agree with someone who said that dance was gay and had to many steps. I agree take the camera away from this boy, SMMFH!

  • Prince Donte

    OK FRIST I WAS ON THE DEFENSIVE BUT I SAW AGAIN THATS IS REALLY A FRUITY DANCE NO ONE WOULD DO THAT I’M GAY AND THAT DANCE IS TOO SWEET FOR ME

  • I Am A 80′s Baby

    LOL I’M STILL DOING THE ROBO COP IN THE 9TH PRECINCT…

    THE ELECTRIC SLIDE ON MY ELECTRIC STOVE WRAPPED IN POWER CORDS…

    I’M STILL DOING THE MASHED POTATO IN GRAVY…

    ^^^To think you mastered the Butterfly and the Tootsie roll you was considered a dancer. LOL Back in my day that was all you had to know how to do and you was a bonafide dancer.

  • demeyez

    it’s cute and HELLA GAY!THAT DANCE BELONGS IN THE STUNTIN’ GAY VOGUE BALLS!

  • Sticky

    Hmm…that’s what I imagine Stevie Wonder looks like when he dances!

  • 504okaay

    LMAO @ DONTE…NOW THAT’S BAD !

  • funlove

    Mmmm, I am not his fan. It seems he is single now. I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site WealthyRomance.com last week.

  • Keepin’ It Real (D’Original)

    DAMN!!!

    What’s up with these youngin’s being soo mother f#cking effeminate nowadays…

    Dressing like girls wearing low-rise skinny jeans (Omarion and the like) and now dancing like broads for a whole entire dance routine…

    What the f#ck is going on???

  • idkmybffjillboinchicaboinboin

    There is a gay man standing in line to fall a lawsuit right about now. Someone better tell Tell’em to rip that crap off the net ASAP if they care about his image. If he’s making Youtubes for GLAAD…in the words of Project Runway’s, Tim Gunn, “carry on”!

  • logic

    what is going when teenage boys are creating gay dances acting like they putting on makeup? WTF??? They woulda got they asses beat for this only about 10 years ago!

  • logic

    Thank you Donte! Gay does not have to be about acting like a female. This is a shame.

  • Jay

    crazy ass!! SMH

  • http://vipcornertable.blogspot.com/ caramel_mimi

    So gay… What the fudge was that?

  • Avengerunlimited

    I see a lot black kids doing these dances. They’re pretty good. Now if only they would put half as much dedication on hitting the books, the future of the community would be bright (indeed).

  • khourin

    I thought it was kinda cute…

  • Prince Donte

    IT’S HARD FOR TO BE GAY AND NON FEMININE BECAUSE IF YOUR NOT THEY THINK YOU FRONTIN OR LYING ABOUT BEING GAY WHICH IS THE DUMBEST THING ANY ONE HAS TO ME

  • khourin

    oh wait, I didnt see the entire dance, apologies, this is just weird….

  • shyynee

    and wtf? with the second dude doin moves like hes puttin the make-up on!!!!….

  • i think

    BOY STOP!

    that ish look so damn gay!

  • http://www.jacksondakota.com Mickit

    2 hit wonder.

  • KillaBeeSwarm

    This is the gayest thing since gay came to gay town.

  • TT

    That dance is so wack. Soulja Boy could’ve came with something better than that.

  • http://www.myspace.com/nytrapstar AntLee

    DROCK

    WHAT IN THE “SASHAY SHAUNTAY” ASS HELL?????

    —————————————————-

    I almost spit my lunch up because that was too funny ! I would really appreciate if we dont let this become the next “crank dat” Thanks in advance for your cooperation in this matter !

  • http://www.google.com truf

    you guys are trippin!!!!

    Do you think people were all hyped about the soulja boy dance?

    This will catch on as long as those little high school kids like it.

    Even if it does look stupid as hell!

  • SHOW THE PU$$Y!

    What a little fairy.

  • http://www.theblackactor.com/ Baby Please

    This is a pertinent part of an e-mail someone sent me about this song:

    All,

    I was listening to Steve Harvey’s morning show, and they were discussing the Soulja Boy song … After his show, he looked up what superman means and talked about it on the air today. He didn’t state what it meant only that when he and his sons listened to the song (the unclean version) and looked up the meanings behind the lyrics, they didn’t want to play the song again.

    You can see kids, and grown ups doing the soulja boy dance. The song is catchy but read below what superman means. When he says “superman that ho” this is what he means is:

    superman a ho

    A male does a female (ho) in the butt and pulls out in time splooge on her back. Then allows the ho to roll over and fall asleep on her back. The next morning the sheets will be stuck to her back like superman’s cape. Resulting in a superman ho!

    When he says supersoak, he is talking about ejaculating on a woman using his penis like a super soaker water gun.

  • KillaBeeSwarm

    @lovelee I was thinking the same thing. They look like some sorors stepping, which is cool if you’re a female. But that’s not a cool look for the fellas.

  • SHOW THE PU$$Y!

    That’s some funny ass shyt Baby….LMAO Record companies need to regulate they shyt 4 real.

  • Canus

    WOW!

    Bad as it is, I bet I could go to the club down here tonight (here in the A) and 30 year old men will be doing that ish with a smile.

    Stop the madness!

  • M. DOT

    I like it.

  • FineAsWine

    YEHHHHH

    THE HOTTEST NEW DANCE AT THE GAY GANSTA BAR!!

    HEY!! HOW YA DOING BOO LET’S SWAG BOYYYYSS!! IN MEAN NUCCAS

  • Ellaree68

    The kid is not out knocking old women in the head, stealing purses,car jacking, or shooting up innocent victims at schools so allow him a chance to get his hustle going and take care of himself and his family. Blacks tend to keep other Blacks down we are losing our athletes,rappers and activists so chill and tune it out if it is not for you but do not HATE

  • http://meetthemisses.blogspot.com Jasmine

    This looks way too gayish to me.

  • PrettyMissSunshine

    After I saw the video clip, I couldn’t wait to read the comments!!! Omg, that was horrible!!! But what makes it worse is that nobody in his camp is like, wait…. this issh is wack. They’re encouraging him. How do you look in the mirroe and do that dance and actually think that it’s a cool dance? I gotta watch it again!! LOL Keep the comments coming!!!

  • BlackWomenJustDontListen

    Watch this fool clean up again?? with ring tones and radio airplay. A lot of adults are knocking these kids but they’re on to something. Same folks crakin’ on this dude wondering why 15 year old girls aren’t rushing out to buy CD’s about selling crack on the corner and goin to rikers, or better underaged boys rappin ’bout drinkin’ Moet at the club?????

  • finally16nluvinit

    SWEET IN D BOOTY,DAT IS NOT SWG DATS VOGUEING

    STRIKE POSE LOL

    HE NEED 2 KEEP LOOKIN HIS SWAG

  • shelly

    This is gay as hell… the superman was stupid too.

  • PrettyMissSunshine

    but the crazy part is the song is actually ok, its the dance that makes is wack!!!

  • thebigish

    somebody told me that chemtrails in the air are making young men more effeminate. like they killing off the testosterone to keep everybody placid and weak. this settles it.

  • Akimbo

    Someone asked the question: “What if Flavor Flav was just a little bit fruity?” and Satan responded by creating Soulja Boy.

    Enough with him already!

  • http://www.abovethespotlight.com cutie pie

    yall say that now

  • WeSSide Eviscer8r

    ^^^

    @ 504…

    HE LOOKS LIKE BUGS ARE CRAWLING ON HIM!!

    please get outta my head! LOL!

    p.s @ Prince Donte…u r funny (in the traditional sense) for breaking it down like that!

  • mrssexcee1bornN83′

    Good afternoon bytches

  • mrssexcee1bornN83′

    OH MY GOOSH SOMEBODY ANYBODY BEAT THIS FAIRY DOWN WHO DOES A SWAG DANCE, NO HE CHANGE THE NAME BECAUSE IT BE APPROPRIATE WHAT HE MEANT THE NAME OF THE DANCE TO BE CALLED IS THE &&G DANCE LMAO FRIGGN FAIRY A$$ TAKE HIM TO RIKERS ISLAND LETS SEE HOW LONG THAT Swag DANCE GOING TO LAST IN THERE

    Soulja BOy:

    I came to do my time dont eff with me for i superman on you hoes up in rikers

    Inmates: wait to his lil tight a$$ go to sleep ill give him a swag dance he will never forget

    Soulja BoY: yo! yo! i tol ya’ll dont eff with me how u gon superman on me

    Inmates: Bytch take this supersoak in yo eye hoe …. now f%% dance!!!!

  • cg

    omg the comments here are cracking me the hell up…

    he looks like a HOMO RETARD. sad…

  • OHNOSHEDIDNT

    umm…why do he look like he was a gay man taking a shower? I KNOW YALL SAW HIM WASHING HIS HAIR AT THE BEGINNING!!!!!!!! I bet that lil n*gga is ZESTfully clean…lol

  • OHNOSHEDIDNT

    wow…I swear they think they gettin’ it! They just backstrokin like a mutha…

  • squomp

    GEIGH….. GEIGH I TELLS YA!

    whats with all the jazz hands?

  • Look@urself

    hahahaha kinda feminine but it hilarious

  • DjMotown

    he looks like retarded

  • squomp

    BEEP……BEEP……BEEP……BEEP BEEP BEEP……

    OH….LET ME TURN MY GAYDAR OFF…

    ———————————-

    DEAD

  • Kdogg

    Vogueing+ The Prep+ The Chicken Noodle Soup= “The Swag Dance”

  • Jessica

    Yeah ummm in some parts that looked like vouging and Modanna came up with that so maybe you owe her some royalties honey…lol

  • andie

    he is either homo or we’re back to jiggin’ for the massa. CUT that foolishness out soulja boy, go back to school, invest some money and buy some clothes in your size. tees to the knees went out a long time ago bruh!

  • Jessica

    Oh and yeah by the way my son loves doing the soljaboy superman, but theres no way in HELL that i will let him break down with this wack ass swag dance… No.Sir.

  • to to

    no swag dats y u no like

  • http://ww.myspace.com/sashambrosia Sasha

    THey make a ton of replaceable songs and hope one will blow up not realizing what to do after hurricane chris crime mobb etc. Or lil sister lil mama.

    IF they do get it they take the lil out there name seperate and rap aabout how hard it is having money or how people hate. Notice not a why in the place.

    Were humans we know how people are if there was a goddamn why like why you have money maybe I would listenn to rap.

    This is a huge reason with the spike in IR dating.

    Change your music and friends go to school date your circle and this is not in it.

    Dancing has its purpose Britney etc the first few Lil JOn , rihanna but honestly If I cant like it from just reading the lyrics ( THe strokes, Intepol, THe YEah YEah Yeahs) then why am I wasting my time

    ME I live in a neigberhood etc

  • Hater Killa

    that looks tight. quit hating!!! have fun and get that dick out yawl asses.

  • yella

    LOL!!!! “HATER KILLA” (i hope your female) but if not and you TRUTHFULLY think this dance is cool-you must keep PLENTY of dicks in your ASS!!- Im a GIRL and wouldnt do this dance alone in my home w/ all the lights out!

  • TeeHeeHeeee

    i dont wanna beat a dead horse but… he is

    GAY!!

    what man puts on LIPSTICK!?! He is a MESS!

    Why must I cry?!

  • yes

    i agree, very geigh! he stole some of that stuff from the aka’s

  • http://www.myspace.com/phillystudio PHILLY DA BOSS

    FINNA GO SWAG OUT IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR RIGH NOW!!

    ….WAIT A MINUTE….

    HELLLLLLLL NAWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • playlist

    lmao @ black southerners!!!! this is a prime example why no one needs to go to south beach on memorial day weekend

    u can hate me now

  • http://www.soulja-boy.net Soulja Boy

    I lost count on how many dances this guy actually has but this time this one called “Swag” dance. Another dance hit!

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