Monday, December 17th, 2007
Jesus Take The Wheel
Posted by Bossip Staff
Here is Michael Jackson hitting up a Barnes and Nobles bookstore near his crib in Vegas over the weekend. This is a clear case of when getting knifed-up goes wrong. SMH. Is Jacko taping his face up so it will stay on?
Poor thang.
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what in the planet of the apes heck is that?
lmmfao looking like *****ing hollow man……
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHA @ mtw. that’s hilarious. i was thinking the same thing.
it’s really sad that someone would do that to themselves.
Got damn Mary is first on every thread…Just when I thought I was gon be able to comment on this nut case first lol…
@MTW, That ***** look like hollow man FOR REAL!!!!
dis negro done messed up his mind/life/face/
wHAT IS all that ***** around his lips?
lol i when i see MJ I THINK ABOUT RETURN OF THE MUMMIE.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he’s clearly sick , this is a form of self mutilation
he do scorpio……looking just like that *****ing fool…….ahhahhahhahh lmao
for real tho, who puts post-it notes all over they mouth?what ever happened to the ol shopping list Mike? SMH. he’s too far gone into his own world now……poor thang
is that what that is post it’s……lmao i thought they was like band aids or some *****…..
I have resisted saying so out of respect, luv and admiration for this man, but he just might be a bonafied fool!! JTTW!!!
where is his tons and tons of bodyguards?? damn, even they don left his crazy ***** alone!!!!
what’s up Cuba!!
omg its post it notes lol? Heaven help him!
LOl he might be able to walk thru the wall. Mike is probably capable of the impossible now
Maybe he caught tourrettes while he was shaving??
I don’t know who’s still cutting that man up, but they need their medical license revoked. Anybody who’d take a knife to MJ at this point is completely ignoring the fact that the man has lost his damned mind.
LOL @ some of these comments! ! ! Post its? LMFAO ! ! i hope Michael was buying a copy of the Bible cos the dude needs Jesus
SHAWTY……………………..feeling better…..
Man this scared the ***** outta me. I clicked ‘refresh’ and damn near fell outta my damn chair. What the hell is goings on in the world?!?
:O
Zero Soul
I don’t know who’s still cutting that man up, but they need their medical license revoked. Anybody who’d take a knife to MJ at this point is completely ignoring the fact that the man has lost his damned mind.
You are exactly right. I watched this show on tv talking about how ppl can become addicted to plastic surgery just like a person can to alcohol or drugs. The surgeons should know better than to operate on him. He has to be a big liability.
Dang he’s coming back big though.
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lmmfao looking like *****ing hollow man
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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA LOL I WAS THINKING THE GRIM REEPER!!
BUT I LIKE YOUR BETTER,LOL
Hes wearing a mask!
LMMFAO!!
I can’t stop…LOL
AWW HELL…B4 I SCROLLED DOWN & SAW THE 2ND PIC I THOUGH IT WAS A BUNCH OF BOXES STACKED UP…MY EYES ! MY EYES ! WHAT IN THE JUNK YARD DOG HELL IS GOING ON WITH HIM ??
lmmfao @ faw talking bout grim reaper……he walking round looking like DEATH…..ppl see him and run cause they think he coming for them……
mtw…yes ma’am I am! Check your e-mail lol
I agree with ‘AND’ and ‘Zero Soul’…that is absolutely ridiculous that they would keep working on his face like that.
And Michael was my dude back in the day, I still love him, but he needs to be slapped, but not too hard, his face might cave in, and we don’t need that.
mtw…yes ma’am I am! Check your e-mail lol
I agree with ‘AND’ and ‘Zero Soul’…that is absolutely ridiculous that they would keep working on his face like that.
And Michael was my dude back in the day, I still love him, but he needs to be slapped, but not too hard, his faces might cave in, and we don’t need that.
This is sad.
Would he stop already.
I really love MJ, and Im tired of defending his ole crazy ***** when he does stuff like this. SMDH
On the serious tip.. This ***** ain’t even funny to me. Michael Jackson needs to be evaluated for real.. I really think he sincerely hates himself to be doing all of this ***** to his body/face..SMH. Papa Joe really *****ed his head up..
OH goodness…Yall see his nose or what’s left of it??
LMAO oh this just sad…
504 I thought the exact same thing!
I thought Bossip had taken a picture of a loading dock, and I’m like, why would Jesus need to take the wheel about some cardboard boxes….but then I scrolled…and ohhhh my heart didn’t just skip a beat, the mug reversed blood flow.
he SHOULD wear a mask .. there is NO disguise that can hide him .. we can spot/smell him from a mile away .. if he wants to go incognito, maybe he should, i don’t know, get another nose job [wide nose, nostrils this time] and tan his skin …
who the hell is his plastic surgeon? Joan Rivers looks better than this and she has had plenty of surgery!
@ AND…
He’s not addicted to plastic surgery, he’s just insane. He’s doing anything and everything he can to distance himself from who and what he used to be. People on this site talk and talk and talk about how if you have straight hair or go to college then you hate who you are. People, *this* is the face of someone who really doesn’t want to be what they were born as. A sister wearing colored contacts is just a girl who wants green eyes for a night. MJ is a whole new level of “I don’t like myself…”
B’mama, it really is…the bottom of his nose is missing, real talk. Look at the picture.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Cuba u up!!! I told FAW you was looking for, I told her. . . “She (Cuba) was gonna flag ur ***** with a citation and order you to court- She is gonna convene a jury of residents to hold you in contempt of standing by while another resident was attacked by a outsider/newbie.” Nice to see you awake during the day.
True, Zero, true.
504 I thought the exact same thing!
I thought Bossip had taken a picture of a loading dock, and I’m like, why would Jesus need to take the wheel about some cardboard boxes….but then I scrolled…and ohhhh my heart didn’t just skip a beat, the mug reversed blood flow.
^^^^^^^^DEAD…..lol and shawty no e-mail…..
uh… well….. There u have it
OMG TX…I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU TO MAKE ME NOT FEEL INSANE…NO HOMO
I know TX!
LMAO AND WHAT THE EFF is the post-it’s gonna do stick his skin back together??
Yes. He is taping is face so it won’t fall out.
I think his brain matter is prolly seeping out, too.
I hope he got a bandaid for dat.
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hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what in the 458348509 band-aid hell??? LMAO. . . *DEAD* DAMN SHAME!!
ALL ya’ll wrong and goin straight to hell! Ya’ll know this is his treatment for his rare turn his ***** white skin disease.
until he APOLOGIZES to African-Americans…i’m not speaking to him! LOL.
4reeals…the message he is sending is: looking like this is still better than looking the way GOD made me. looking this way is still better than looking like the handsome Brother i used to look like. APOLOGIZE MIKE!!!!!! let us know, u know, u r beyond disfigured, so we can support u w/o being creeped the fucc out. if not, then u need to get a damn scythe and just do the damn thing, Thrilla! Talkin’ ’bout “LEt ME Show u the way to go…” you can get them kids and some die-hards to follow u, but come this way, i got somethin 4 ur sick azz!
OMG OMG OMfreakinG!
If this is what we see in public, what do Blanket, Paris, Prince, Bubbles, Babar (I know y’all remember him talkin to that elephant on the Jackson 5: American Dream tv movie, that was my movie lol), Ronny, Bobby, Ricky, and Mike see at night when he’s getting ready for bed.
That has got to be a scary sight Michael tucking you in and kissing you goodnight.
Blanket be hiding UNDER the blankets.
Nah but seriously, I wonder what his kids think about daddy’s face being mutilated?? That is so sad.
WeSSide Eviscer8r: lol @ you not speaking to him
He shoulda stopped after the 2nd nose job like his sister Janet.
DAMNIT TX….i missed you….LMMFAO cuz i was thinking the same thing…
NO HOMO…lol
Wow…
Sad. Honestly If I saw him at night walking on the block, I’d be scared thinking he is a craxy serial killer or something. It’s just sad.
Who gives a dayum, how this ***** looks like, I bet when this ***** drop his album yall gonna buy! MJ is still the *****, even if he looks Mr. Potatoe head…
B’mama, I can just see those kids staring out of the top window of their mansion like, ‘I don’t want to play Peter Pan no mo! I wanna grow up Got D***-it!’
Blanket is gonna upgrade to ‘Quilt’, then ‘Comforter’, then ‘Throw’….lol
@txshawty…LOL
not ronnie, bobby, ricky and mike…and NOT Babar!!!!!LOL!!
@ B’Mama
*throws 23rd letter salute and tips hat*
wh*****up, mama?!
I pray to God Michael will be genuinely happy with himself, and who he is before he leaves this earth.
DAMN TX….lmao
u already know
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Awww, my poor baby daddy! What have the plastic surgeons done to him? I think he should sue all of them.
WESSIDE (throws up W’s) lol
what it do.
He no longer looks human! Pretty soon, he will not be able to come outside because he won’t have a face.
I feel REALLY sorry for him.
hellllllo
OH LAWD!! In Bernie Mack Voice!!
anyone see the southpark episode on MJ??
It’s funny how everybody seemed to love some Michael Jackson, but he didn’t love himself.
B’mama yess ma’am {head down, walks to the corner, but reads Mr O Dot’s comment, runs back}
I gotta tell Mr. O Dot something first, B’mama.
O DOT: YES!!!!! I saw that. HOt mess lol
mornig bytchess hahaha hwhy is that white woman wearing tape on her lips oh no that micheal jackson roflmao roflmao hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Morning
My man looks like Mumm-Ra off of Thundercats
mr o dot i saw the southpark episode lmao lmao his merry lil a$$$ in bed with cartman lmao
YALL…STOOOOOOOOOOOOOPID
shawty, that ***** was wild…i think southpark is the #2 best animated series ever
1 being simpsons
3 being boondocks
he looks like one of those white women who push their shopping carts on the train in manhatten
mrs, why cartman mad wanted to kiss him
yup i love those cartoon you listed but i also like family guy he is hilarious too
i have “trust issues” due to mike’s shennanigans… I LOVEDED him…he owes me an apology and $$$ so i can pay my therapy bills. even if he does have vitiligo (skin disesase that i do not believe he has), does that disease cause ur hair to become lacefrontedsilkysmooth and for ur nose to self sharpen everytime u drop an album until u need imported ivory velcro, superglue and acid-free scotch tape to keep that emmeff on ?! i think not!!!! APOLOGIZE MIKE!!!
LMAO @ all the comments but my thing is,they just gave a woman a whole brand new face,surely they can give Mike a nose.But seriously Mike needs a visit with Dr.Phil because he clearly needs to deal with the issues from his childhood.
family guy = #4…it got old after a while
lolol yeah he was moving closer too him about togive micheal the tongue . didnt micheal climb a tree also lmao lmao? im trying to remember if he did lmao
jazzyphile, I know huh! You can have everybody love you but it doesn’t equate to you loving yourself.
OH I GOT IT…HE WENT TO A PARTY & HAD SOME OF NEYO #6 GRAPE LIP GLOSS ON HIS LIPS & GOT CAUGHT BY SOME BROWN CONFETTI !!! YEAH THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED, YEAH, UH HUH, YEP !
mrs, yea he climbed the tree and told all the kids to come “ride my tree”
Mr O Dot…you know a show is good when you wanna bust a character in the head. I stay bucking at the tv looking at cartman’s old mean, chubby behind lol
That man is sick ya’ll! Is anyone helping him my God!
Dr Phil: Micheal are you still climbing trees and picking little boys out the crowd.
Micheal J: No I dont have to anymore ,Dr Phil just yesterday your son spent the night at my house and climb my tree and i gave him warm milk and cookies ( micheal snickers)
lmao @ Mr.
yooo, yall seen the episode when southpark made fun of Family guy??!! CL*****IC!
LMAO @ yall in here talking bout “cartoons” when Mike really does look like he could be on of the cartoon ppl…
my main damie has vitiligo and she does not come out the house lookin like she’s workin on the “ur-time-is-up” committee…y’all can party w/that grim reapin’ mummy if u want to…but when he *****es ur soul & and takes it back to the lab…don’t be sayin’ i didn’t try to warn u.
hahaha micheal turned from black to an old white lady to a gowl now a grim reaper bytches WATCCCCH YOUR SOULSSS HE GOONNA TAKE IT LOL
mR O DOT I DIDNT SEE IT
ROTFLMAOO @ these comments. some of y’all are goin straight to hell i tell you. I’m trying to do a phone interview with Heat magazine UK and y’all got me looking unprofessional and *****. snickering and snorting over the phone lol
I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY GOWL I MEANT GHOUL LMAO
okay…I can soooo see him being the killer in the next slasher flick….I think I’ll name it “Ghost”….the movie will be about a deranged dude (MJ) who lures people into plastic surgery using a fake handsome mask-like face…however when he gets them on the operating table the scary stuff really happens….he whips off his band aids and make up and scares the victims do death with his “real face”…..
For a minute I thought he had a pack of post-its stuck to his mouth.
and why have I always thought ‘Bahama mama”’s name was “Bama mama”? smh
lol mrs, u kno ur ***** looked it up on dictionary.com
Why does Mike have to have on the oversized, women sungl*****es. Don’t they make big gl*****es that are masculine???
MJB, i heard she’s changing it to Bahama Dot
Michael looks like the ladies in afghan but they would kick his a$$ or stone him because he has a white womans pork face ( kat williams)lmao lmao
lol wife, they prob use his face as a model for certain cartoon characters
mr ho dot i do know how to spell not like most people who dropped out in kindergarden like your dumb ***** lmao
Mary J Blige
and why have I always thought ‘Bahama mama”’s name was “Bama mama”? smh
^^why everytime some1 type bama I gotta double check to make sure I was seeing correctly??
dayum Mr O Dot. you only met online a couple weeks back. i was present at that post lol. u a fast azz nucca aint you lol
co-sign:
jazzyphile
It’s funny how everybody seemed to love some Michael Jackson, but he didn’t love himself.
Lawdhavemercy
LMAO @ all the comments but my thing is,they just gave a woman a whole brand new face,surely they can give Mike a nose.But seriously Mike needs a visit with Dr.Phil because he clearly needs to deal with the issues from his childhood.
LOL MJB, u were at the wedding?
MJB, i heard she’s changing it to Bahama Dot
^^^ u must’ve heard wrong! LMAO…
i better log the hell off. Kendu is really giving me that side eye lol
HEY EVERYONE DO YOU CLIMB TREES??? LOL
@ Mary J. Blige:
u need to stop ordering that blond lil’ white boy cereal bowl cut #7 wig..thatz not right either!
i know u kendu betta!!!
and no, we met like 2 months back lol
@ mrssexcee
I must admit I was like what in the world is a “gowl”?….
mrs, why u gotta start dissin lol…we were gettin along for a second there…wit ur retarded *****
This hurts my heart. All jokes aside, this honestly hurts my heart. I’m an 80s baby so I’m fortunate enough to actually remember when MJ was at his peak! Dude was bigger than Oprah back in the day! I never in a million years thought he would end up like this! I remember when he first started getting lighter around 86′. The old folks (aunts, uncles, grandparents) started talking about it but the yougins didn’t really notice. As a matter of fact some young folks thought he looked better with the light skin and curly hair! The 80s *****ed with a lot of peoples heads! If we only knew then how he would end up I bet you more folks would have stepped in to do an intervention. Seeing him now just hurts my heart.
*BLINKS*
*BLINKS*
SQUEALS: THE KRYPT KEEPER IS BACK!!!! SPRINKLES HOLY WATER AROUND DESK AND SAYS 7 HAIL MARY’S.
WHAT IN THE WORLD HAS HE DONE TO HIS FACE NOW!!!!
u must’ve heard wrong! LMAO…
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uh oh. trouble in paradise.lol. where was my wedding invite O Dot? *humph*…..and yall know how much I love putting on my white wedding hat wid matching Doc Martens
MJB, i heard she’s changing it to Bahama Dot
^^^ u must’ve heard wrong! LMAO…
it’s just wat i heard!!!
it DOESSSSSSSS have a nice ring to it
BAHAMA DOT, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
WeSSide Eviscer8r you need to trust the Queen of hip hop soul. you watch how in two weeks time all them hoes round the block will be rockin Tootie wigs and *****. the same thing happened wid my breakthrough braid. You WILL grow to love the bowl cut lol…….you gotta believe…you gotta blieve in meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (My Life album ‘94)
mjb, i thought u meant u were there at the cyber-wedding…there was no ceremony..but gifts are welcome
Mary J Blige
u must’ve heard wrong! LMAO…
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uh oh. trouble in paradise.lol. where was my wedding invite O Dot? *humph*…..and yall know how much I love putting on my white wedding hat wid matching Doc Martens
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oop. another mtw sit-chu-ation…lol
loL
@ Mary J.
I must give it to you…at least you are consistent with your craziness…references to Kendu and doing interviews and stuff and lets not forget the reference to doing “dem rock” with K-Ci….I hope the real M.J.B. don’t get a hold of your a*$!!!
oh my…if yall could see the mean muggin from Kendu rite now. ooooo wwwweeeee
wife, i think she was actually there when i proposed…but then left right before
BAHAMA DOT, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!
Well u know i got my own claim to fame and all and I kinda wanna keep my last name SOOOOOOOO yea….lol
anonymous, isnt mjb the funniest poster wit that stuff??!
mR HO DOT YOU NEVER TOOK ME UP ON MY OFFER?? WIIL YOU TIP DRILL FOR ME FOR MY CHRISTMAS GIFT AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE MICHEAL WILL POP OUT OF A CAKE FOR YOU LMAO @ ANONYMOUS IM SORRY AFTER FINISHING SCHOOL IN 06′ MY BRAIN IS ON PAUSE ESPECIALLY WITH GRAMMATICAL ERRORS LMAO
Oh gosh – I want to vomit – this make me feel physically ill. YUCK.
May I suggest Bahama Mama-Dot?
I hope the real M.J.B. don’t get a hold of your a*$!!
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Whatever do you mean?The real MJB??????? You must not know bout me, I said you must not know bout me
B’mama! Y’all ain’t even have no wedding b/c I remember Dot talkin bout it was soooo 2006 lol!
I was like, I was supposed to be the maid of honor! Had my dress crocheted especially for the occasion and everything!
wife, u think u madonna!
Mr O Dot
anonymous, isnt mjb the funniest poster wit that stuff??!
Response: it’s downright comical…..and a little scary…she just might have the real MJB tied up in a closet somewhere impersonating her life….
M.J.B….be honest…when you break character, if ever?
lol shawty, mtw mad at you that u were there and not her
He looks like the smart monkey from the Planet of the Apes.
Lawdhavemercy
May I suggest Bahama Mama-Dot?
^^ it was suggested
and Tx is right we didn’t have a ceremony….lol but i mean this cyber marriage we are talking bout..lol
i almost spit my drink out at Moi’s comment
Mr. O Dot…mtw’s my sister, I tried to wake her behind up, but by that time you’d texted me that you weren’t having a ceremony, so it was either wrestle with her to wake her up, or miss the proposal and the elopement lol, y’all didn’t even elope, y’all just said I do and BAM! lol
WeSSide Eviscer8r
u need to stop ordering that blond lil’ white boy cereal bowl cut #7 wig..thatz not right either!
i know u kendu betta!!!
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hahahahahahaha. my slow ***** only just got that CAN do (Kendu) joke. LOL! I got Kendu over here lookin at me like “why dis ***** snickering so damn hard? She better not be IM-ing dat Missy Elliot”. He hates it when I’m on Bossip. Says its a distraction from the recording process. OH WELL lol
@ Moi
not the smart monkey??!!! LMAO
yo, why i got the exact image of the smart monkey in my head rite now..
I was like, I was supposed to be the maid of honor! Had my dress crocheted especially for the occasion and everything!
^^ u will not be standing in my wedding party looking like khia!!lmao
wife, u think u madonna!
Who me??? naw….lol
I didnt even make it to the uckin meeting!! I had to git at JAO *****.
B’mama I don’t care if it’s real, cyber, or TELEPATHIC~ I was supposed to be the maid of honor, and you skipping out on a wedding meant i had to unravel my crocheted dress (especially designed by Khia), and make mittens for everybody’s Chrih-muh present! huh!
we the jay-z and beyonce of bossip
even beyonce would change her name to beyonce carter, lol…maybe not her singing name
I got Kendu over here lookin at me like “why dis ***** snickering so damn hard? She better not be IM-ing dat Missy Elliot”.
^^^
DEAD
He hates it when I’m on Bossip. Says its a distraction from the recording process. OH WELL lol
^^ this ish is addictive huh?? my boss me like why u always laughing or smile’n?? i gotta lie and be like oh it’s an e-mail…I swear one day he’s gonna wanna see one these funny ***** e-mails….lmao
oh shawty, she is?? coolio….ps, why in the heezy are there mad people from texas on bossip?
WHAT UP SHAWTY!! IT’S RUBY MAE.
Mick it…JAO?
B’mama, that’s Just Another, right??
Why everybody always gotta get at her?? lol
What the hell we talkin about?? I am lost like ish!!!
mickizzle, u irresponsible lol
I didnt even make it to the uckin meeting!! I had to git at JAO *****.
Excuse me??
even beyonce would change her name to beyonce carter, lol…maybe not her singing name
^^ and so I gotta change my stage name even though bey won’t?? lmao
The faux Mary J. Blige has me crying over here ! ! !
I swear sometimes she got me thinking “heck, it just might be Mary”
that itch start some *****, I just had to end it.
Mr. O Dot, lol naw, mtw’s just my PLAY sister! lol, but we’re both in Dallas though.
RUBY MAEEEEEEE!!!!!
michaeljackson is an hotmess man.
wife, we will not cyber-fight in cyber-public!
EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! ok this picture is making me ITCH!
yooo mjb be killin me sometimes…the references are ridiculous
B’mama dont’ you be sleeping on Khia’s Crochet Creations!
They keep you warm in the winter….well at least whatever parts of the body they just so happen to be covering LOL!
Jess, is that MJ in ur gravatar???!!
wife, we will not cyber-fight in cyber-public!
LOL, agreed!! lol
lol @ bossip switching up the frontal pic of Mike…too funny!
Jess2much4u…I am going to **********inate you for that picture lol…{pencils Jess in on my calendar} How’s tomorrow, 3-ish?? Sound good for you?? lol
O Dot., I didnt need to be there. But the meeting needed to happen. ***** uckers dont seem to know how to do things on their own.
mickit what post r u talkin about??
They keep you warm in the winter….well at least whatever parts of the body they just so happen to be covering LOL!
LMAO….if u say so.
irre-Mickizzle-sponsible
The jay and Bey that happen this weekend. I just read the rest of it.
@Jess
that looks like an 80’s Glamour Shot…Go MJ…work it…WORK IT!!!!
YOU KNOW, I BET HIS SKIN STINK AS HELL MILDEWED UNDER THOSE BAND-AIDS.LOL
wife, we will not cyber-fight in cyber-public!
DEAD!!!
shawty,
ohhhh, then u must be cyber-corny…and still cyber-owe a cyber-wedding gift
this ish is addictive huh?? my boss me like why u always laughing or smile’n?? i gotta lie and be like oh it’s an e-mail…I swear one day he’s gonna wanna see one these funny ***** e-mails….lmao
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lol! girl i feel you on that. i remember back in July me and 1Tru Diva were running up one of the posts late at nite and I was supposed to be laying down hooks with Bryan M. *****. He saw me on my ibook snickering away and he goes w*****up. I say nothing. he goes, no eriously Mary, this ***** is unprofessional, what the hell you laughing at?. I go, Bryan it aint *****, just an e-mail from my sister Latonya. He goes, lemme see that *****?. He runs across the recording booth and *****es the laptop off me. i had about 14 halo screens open!!!! BUSTED LOL
B’mama, B’mama! My left eye isn’t working, what do I do!? What do i do!?
{spinning around in the chair of my work station in a panic}
AHHHHHHHH!
Oh wait. It was closed. False alarm. lol!
omg im dead…
mjb: “…no seriously Mary, this ***** is unprofessional…” – Bryan *****
currently dying…
Mickit – i see..hmm..angry much? lol kidding
there you go again MJB dropping names….you really need to quit…I’m telling you….you know how hood the real MJB is….forget about a restraining order…she coming after you with Latonya, Kendu, the kids and all the other names you dropped…Heck K-Ci might be there as well…
I AM CRYING OVER HERE MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG……..SO DEAD
I GOTTA GO IN THE HOUSE. MY MOMMA IS CALLING ME… (I HAVE WORK TO DO, LOL.) I GUESS I CAN COME OUTSIDE LATER, BYE
Mr O Dot…NEVER that…you have lost your cyber mind lol
bye 80s!
LMAO Mary….i don’t what imma do if that fool decides to bust up in here….lol
and BTW bossip BRING BACK HALOSCAN!!
“this ***** is unprofessional” ….LOLLLLL
Aw bye Rubie Mae, I hope you can come back out to play!
HAHAHAHA….WHY YES IT IS MJ….IN IS BETTER DAYS…. CUTE HUH?
TX. I done told u
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lol
laters again 80’s…
wat is haloscan?? it was way before my team…haloscan is like a legendary myth and ***** lol
speakin of which, yall seen I am Legend this past weekend? ***** was poppin!
80s you peeped me over her trying to rhyme lol
my time* not “team” lol
O Dot it was good!? I wanna see that movie so bad!
And P.S. haloscan was the pop-up comment box, it would inform you of when new comments came in, and you’d know when to refresh and stuff! I miss it too!
I’m protesting. lol
And no B’mama, I didn’t forget that you want me to go to the corner….going. {walks to the corner once a-gay-een!}
haloscan was the BESTES!!! lmao
it was a pop-up box and it had a pic of wesley snipes at the top…and u could have previewed ur comment b4 u posted it and it had it’s own refresh button…OH the memories…Sniffle!
the best part was the Batman DARK KNIGHT trailer that they revealed
fire!
Mama, not mad, just tired of playin the a child.
I have decided to cut and paste that ish, where ever her ***** pop up.
LMAO @ TX
haloscan sounds dreamy
no-cyber-homo
mickizzle, cut and paste wat u said on here…too lazy to go look lol
u really don’t have too Mickit she’ll go back and re-read the post…
but do u.
{from the corner}
B’mama..>I gotta tell you something, come’urr!
Oh crap! it’s lunch time FOOLS…lol i kid i kid..
*hangs out to lunch sign*
80!!!!
YOU AINT GOT NO DAMN JOB!! NONE OF US DO!!
afternoon friends and lovers..no homo!
quick tx…u know how me and my food go….lol
TXSHAWTY,,STUCK UP.LOL
DAMN. DAMN. DAMN.
HI CROTCHY NOTCHY!!
is that notch-a-rama???
hi-lo!
B’mama…{as B’mama walks closer} Hi. That is all. Now go enjoy your lunch lol.
***WARNING!WARNING!WARNING! DO NOT READ IF U R IN SILLY MODE OR IF U R AT WORK AND DO NOT WANT TO BE BROUGHT DOWN!!PSA!!!!HISTORY LESSON***
@ thatb***
The 80s *****ed with alot of peoples heads!
_________________________________________________________________________
u mean the 1580s?…1680s?…1780s?..1880s?…slavery and its residue has made us ashamed of our African heritage (color and features)…our people were figuratively locked in a closet for almost 400 years and then, one day, “set loose” and told to ‘forget about it.” aftr being in the dark (closet) how long does it take for a race to collectively adjust their eyes to the light outside? for some, it didn’t take as long…materially or healthwise…for others, they mentally or spiritually were able to see… the roads/ways we went outta the physical chains r infinite…and yet still untold…Y DO WE IGNORE THE MENTAL HEALING THAT WE HAVE NEVER HAD?!! i think Mike’s tribe did the damn thing materially, but, mentally they r still captives like so many of us are…mike’s mentals are severely captive to the euro mind set of what beauty is.
p.s. try this experiment…go sit in a dark azz closet for ur lunch break…guaranteed u’ll come out that beyatch disoriented like an emmeff…well..imagine being in that closet for hours..days..weeks…centuries (the door would open and u were forced to reproduce). whatever finally came outta that closet would be the epitome of a hot fuccing mess. think about it.
FAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi!
NOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okay Tx. I’m leaving…what’s ur order? lol
B’mama…I have a sweet tooth, so a piece of you and O’Dot’s wedding cake! Oh i forgot, there WAS no wedding lol!!!!!!!
(Imma keep dropping wedding hints all day lol)
i swear yall everytime i refresh i gasp then laugh @ that damn pic……looking like he bout to do a damn hollow man 3 or some *****……
hiya crew and all new friends of mine!
y mj look so?..he look like a work board with all those stickers on his face
HEY TX!
BMAMA!! I WANT SOME EGG ROLLS AND YAKAMAIN
Notch {jealous, no-homo face} New friends huh!? When’d ja get THOSE!? HUH!? HUH!?
Whoa. Lemme chill out, that ‘What’s Love Got to do With it’ spirit is trying to sneak up on me. I apologize.
he look like a work board with all those stickers on his face
^^^^^^ lmao a *****ing workboard ahhahhahhahh like his ppl was like ok stick all notes and reminders on the board here, and they mistook his face for the real board and that ***** just went out the house like that……
lawd i could go on and on in this post…….
lol @ tx..dont worry boo..u will always be my baby girl..no homo of course..lol
lol @ mtw..the first note shoulda been..take off notes before you leave house…lol
Damn, I’m starting to actually feel sorry for this child molester. He is pretty pathetic, dont you agree?
I think one of the other notes should say
don’t forget to cuss bubbles out…he know good and dam* well that my lace fronts are not to be messed with!!!
Notch lol…
How you gonna have a note FOR the notes!? lol
lol @ mtw..the first note shoulda been..take off notes before you leave house…lol
^^^^^DEAD,notch you know imma be laughing till i am in pain so why mess with me like that……lmmfao
How you gonna have a note FOR the notes!? lol
^^^^^ lmmfao how he gon have a face for his face……answer that shawty…..
IMMMMA BACK!!!
wait yall i keep getting thse pictures in my head of his ppl looking out the window talking bout “lawd we forgot to remove them notes, and that fool done left, quick somebody go stop him……hurry up b4 he get in the car and leave….”
LOl @ anon…lol…im dying here..lol
lol..mtw..y u so stupid for..talking about
“hury someone get him before they think that man is crazy..no wait they already do..never mind”
Hollow man!! haha you guys are wild. LMFAO @ all the comments. @ LeeLee, I agree it is some sick self mutilation. Its really sad.
okay another pic lets say mike go on tour and everybody on tthe tour like warning ppl to watch where they going while backstage cause mike looking crazy as hell and he might just sneek up on ya ***** and say something in that low light ***** voice of his and scare the ***** outta you…..jermaine dupri @ the show to see janet he coming round one corner and here come mike they run smack dab into each other and jermaine like “ahhhhhhhhhhh help help it’s a *****ing ghost or some ***** back here and it’s got post it’s all over it’s face” lmmfao man imma stop yall last one….just imagine that ***** tho
mtw…Riddle me that…BECAUSE he’s MICHAEL JACKSON! Regular stars have scarfs to cover their faces from the media, other stars have sungl*****es, but michael is a POP ICON! He’s so big that he doesn’t just get a scarf and some sungl*****es, Michael can afford to have plastic surgery on call when he doesn’t wanna be recognized. How ya like THEM Washington Red Deliscious APPLES!?
mtw..aw that would be so cute seing JD’s lil legs just a running! And to see michael pick him up and his legs are still going! lol
the first note shoulda been..take off notes before you leave house…lol
^^
lol!!!!why did that comment make me dribble pee on my Poise© pad?
lol @ “the notes…”
O dot, I will shortly. just not in the mood to move. Got my blood pressure up and I aint even got a blood pressure problem
lmao @ shawty, i am done tryna to figure mike out, i just can’t do nothing no’ mo’ but laugh @ his *****……his momma answer the door and he like hy momma, she like wtf are you, i got 8 kids and i know them all…..last one imma stop yall i swear…..
lol @ mtw..lol..first off that would mean that jermaine d. short ***** actually reaching mj’s face..lol..mj need to have post its on his knees and *****
If this is really Michael, I feel very sorry for him. But I’m hoping that it is someone in a mask just playing a joke on the paps.
lol @ mjb..
@ Wesside, I agree but I don’t get at all how it applies to Mike considering he was raised a J. Witness and he and his siblings were actually attractive people. Holla at me Wess.
mtw………I must die for approximately 2 minutes, in order to process that ‘mama Jackson’ comment you just made lol
Hello Erbody. Bandages.
Zero Soul
@ AND…
He’s not addicted to plastic surgery, he’s just insane. He’s doing anything and everything he can to distance himself from who and what he used to be. People on this site talk and talk and talk about how if you have straight hair or go to college then you hate who you are. People, *this* is the face of someone who really doesn’t want to be what they were born as. A sister wearing colored contacts is just a girl who wants green eyes for a night. MJ is a whole new level of “I don’t like myself…”
Well said ^^^^^^
WeSSide Eviscer8r
u mean the 1580s?…1680s?…1780s?..1880s?…slavery and its residue has made us ashamed of our African heritage (color and features)…our people were figuratively locked in a closet for almost 400 years and then, one day, “set loose” and told to ‘forget about it.” aftr being in the dark (closet) how long does it take for a race to collectively adjust their eyes to the light outside? for some, it didn’t take as long…materially or healthwise…for others, they mentally or spiritually were able to see… the roads/ways we went outta the physical chains r infinite…and yet still untold…Y DO WE IGNORE THE MENTAL HEALING THAT WE HAVE NEVER HAD?!!
This ish is on point too^^^
He He!!! Oww!!!!!!!!! Shamonnn…..
ONCE AGAIN REMEMBER WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL TO BE A JACKSON…
{tee he} ashamed that I have to admit that 1st Of All
LACYD!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONCE AGAIN REMEMBER WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL TO BE A JACKSON…
^^^^^^ now i must die for 2 mins offa that one….rip to shawty and rip to me…..lmmfao
lmmfao post it’s on mike knees notch you know imma ignore you cause i refuse to be in pain from laughing @ yo’ ***** all day long…….i got another pic of jremaine kicking mike in the knee and running…..
@lacyd
How you living homie?
LMMFAO…I leave yall for a couple mins. and yall done went wild.
wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff! is all i have to say.
txshawty,
haven’t seen you in minute, where you been sis??
AND…
I’m living in a pile of work right now. Trying to find my way to the top!! (Help me Jesus)!!
LACYD!!! my coauthor in crime…nice to cyber see ya
LacyD…I’ve been sick!
Mtw…I’ve been resurrected by the BLOOD OF JESUS! {looks at picture}
Dang, I need a transfusion.
mtw…gimme bout two more minutes after realizing I just hit that good ole moonwalk lol
Lord have mercy….what in the world is wrong with this fool. I hope that there weren’t any children around when Mike was shopping, the poor children would be scared to death. Hell, I’m 40 an I am scared to death. Lord Please help this fool, cause it looks like no one else will.
allyalltrippinimaactuallydoalittleworkrightnowthishouldkeeptheratsunningincirclesatleastforawhile
MICKIT YOU SOUND AS SILLY AS YOUR GRAVIE LOOK..LOL
bizzack like a heart attizack
no mickizzle…NOWWWWW
Please leave the man alone. Honestly, I can’t believe the comments I’ve been reading on this site. Give the man a break. He simply cut himself shaving. hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
He is a *****ing idiot.
LOL @
He He!!! Oww!!!!!!!!! Shamonnn…..
You big baby- O dot!
are there any new bossip articles…i havent checked the main page in a min…too lazy
@ JAO,
Click the name u dumb *****. I OWN MY OWN *****! I works for no one but myself.
I was out on my ***** *****in own when I was 18 with a child. You Young Dumb *****! U are one of the dumbest people I have every come across in my 27years on this ***** *****in earth.
You brag about being 21 with two jobs. . . DUMB, DUMB *****-hoe. That aint ***** to brag about. Learn to live within your means. Ya broke *****!!!
You steady talkin about me and what the ***** I look like *****, I am still the same ***** *****in Banger I was, when I was 21 without the medical intervention you stupid *****-hoe!
It nice to know you aspire to be like me you hatin *****-hoe. Keep getting liposuction and face lifts and injections. ***** you 21 and need all that; WHAT THE ***** WAS YOU WORKING WITH TO BEGIN WITH?!?! Your ***** is young and needing all that HOT GOT DAMN!!
So continue on with ***** lickin ***** and all that other bull*****. You young *****er!!
I am ALL 100% natural WUMAN, and I TAKE 100% natural ***** *****!!!
u happy!!!! making me revist that GAWD awful time. I believe in peace love and happiness, NOT ugliness
OMG MICKIZZLE
wat the ***** did jao say to garner such a response??? PASTE PASTE PASTEE
oh wait…was this wat jao said like madddd long ago …when she listed like 4 of yall?
I am ALL 100% natural WUMAN, and I TAKE 100% natural ***** *****!!!
^^^^^ i wonder if that is what mike say to ppl when they ask him wtf he do that to his face for……ahhahhahhahh lmmfao man i gotta get outta here yall it’s jus too much going on……
naw, this was this yesterday. LONG LONG LONG ***** blog.
(4 of yall, including my wife) grrr loll
Why I can’t see Mike using no SPF on his skin?( the little that he has left anyway)
ohhh really…PASTE PASTE PASTE
Why i can just see his bits of his nose just dropping off from his face?
Why at family reunions and holidays they won’t let Mike near the craving of the meat? (too scared he might turn the knife on himself)
No O Dot, it is too much.
Ok, why dont everrrbode else go read and reenact it for O dot.
You are so wrong Mama
lol why mike’s head the prototype for Mr. potato head???
why i still got my mr. potato head from when i was 4 yrs old?
Why I believe @ halloween HE was the scariest thing his kids saw?
FINE MICKIZZLE, wat article waS it
lol, how many kids this ***** have by the way?
jay and bey from this weekend
^okay
I aint mad or upset- but this little ***** wanna keep playin games and talkin out the side of her neck. She didnt do just anything, she did enough!
IDK like 4 or something…
@ JAO
Goodness…your feelings should be good and hurt by now…..
Sup BMama and spouse (cyber of course) Sir MoDot!! Sure wish I could happily converse with you guys today (sure wish I knew why Mickit was arguing with a JAO character and what about, and even more so wish that I had time to read back), but I’m fighting with work today, hopefully tomorrow (you should be proud Mickit).
With that said, I know that I will be greatly missed (rrrrrrright), and you guys will be in my thoughts (seriously, I’m addicted to this ish).
But before I go, what chapter we on BMama??
Why I believe @ halloween HE was the scariest thing his kids saw?
^^^^^ Why i think bmama is a fool, and said that ***** on purpose to make me choke and damn near die offa a cheez-it cracker
WHAT IN THE ONE NATION UNDER A GROOVE WENT ON THIS WEEKEND???
Girl lacyd, I don’t even remember I think chap. 16 or 17…lol
But don’t let me stop u from working…lol poor thing. woo woo woo! And u will be missed…lol
awwwwwww lacy d i ain’t even get to say hi and i gotta say bye to you already, take bmama with you tho cause she gon be causing trouble up in here…..lol
Why i think bmama is a fool, and said that ***** on purpose to make me choke and damn near die offa a cheez-it cracker
^^^
Who me? lmao don’t choke cuz we can’t do that heimlich maneuver on u….lol
Bossip yall are really going off. Where did yall get this pic from!!!!!!!!!
Sup MTW!! Hi and bye for me too lol!!
Bmama
Well I think that’s a nice sized book!!!
WHAT IN THE ONE NATION UNDER A GROOVE WENT ON THIS WEEKEND???
DRAMA!!! lol yall know the damn DOLPHINS won a eff’n game?? I really wanted them to go winless…lol
bmama, did you not see what i wrote, i almost lost my life dealing with you reading that mess……i think i need an apology…..lol
Isn’t though Lacyd…we r gonna have to wait a while b4 we do another book tho. Gotta have the ppl feenin so our sales could b higher.
lol
DRAMA!!! lol yall know the damn DOLPHINS won a eff’n game?? I really wanted them to go winless…lol
^^^^^^^ and you know we lost cause jesscia simpson ho’ ***** had tony roma distracted his ***** *****ed his thumb up and everythang…..idiot….no more ***** for tony till we win the damn super bowl….
YA’LL NUGGAS BE WHILING (WILDING) OUT IN THIS ***** ON WEEKENDS.
BUT MY SKINS WON!!!!!!
OH!
WOO WOO WOO to u too mtw..(jeez ya big baby) lmao
I’m sorry u ain’t choke…lmao I kid i kid!!!
504, this is my first real weekend shift.
But wait what did Dallas do this weekend??
Is that another children’s book…..this n!gg@ never learns….lmao
& THE SAINTS WON…WHO DAT??? I SAID THE ***** EFF’IN SAINTS !!! NOW ENOUGH WITH THE EFF’IN SPORTS, DAMMIT ..
yooooooooooooo!!!
LMAO @ mtw….poor tony, how he’s gonna deal with jessica simpson is beyond me….lol
THE SAINTS WON…WHO DAT??? I SAID THE ***** EFF’IN SAINTS !!! NOW ENOUGH WITH THE EFF’IN SPORTS, DAMMIT ..
LMAO….all righty then…lol
why come Tony Romo had to bring his BAD LUCK charm Jessica Simpleton to the game…messed him all up…I bet everybody cussed him out afterwards…can you imagine him telling her “baby…I love you and all but you can’t neva eva eva eva eva come to any more of my games”
But wait what did Dallas do this weekend??
***** UP……lol
yoooooo what Mr O Dot!?
504 said no more sports talk!!!
LOL
^^^^well, I am even happier!!!
first of all…
mickizzle: just finished reading that article…***** was crazy!!! JAO has it out for you; you put her in place
mtw @ the cowboys losing: I KNOW, wat the ***** was that??!! that stupid ***** jessica simpson made my team lose
lacydizzle: HI!!!
wife: i was proud of the dolphins watchin that game…they actually looked like a real team all the way through!
finally…@ my fantasy football…i lost in the first round…thanks to that ***** JESSica simpson for *****in up dallas = T.O was terrible…and thanks to Tom brady for *****in up due to a windy day
@ fantasy basketball –> lost the week 4-5, by 2 pts…thanks to Azubuike having no points watsover..*****ing loser
GO SAINTS!!
OH!
WOO WOO WOO to u too mtw..(jeez ya big baby) lmao
I’m sorry u ain’t choke…lmao I kid i kid!!!
^^^^^^ what kinda *****ery…….i hope o dot leave you pregnant and hungry…..lmao
GO SAINTS!!
LMMFBAO @ MTW
***WARNING!! SKIP!! SERIOUS POST!!!WARNING!!!SKIP!!!TRYING TO HELP MJ AND OTHER MIND-LOST BLACK FOLK!!!SKIP IF U DO NOT LIKE YOUR BLOGGING LIKE A BLACK MOVIE…ALL LAUGHING AND ***** AND THEN SOMEBODY GETS KILLED!!!KEEP IT MOVING!!!***
@ Brother Bones:
Hey Bones…
Before Mike and his family were of the christian sect jehovah’s witnesses’ they were the descendants of slaves…slavery and its issues were long before jehovah’s witnesses’ were to be found hawking their wares outside the convenience stores and coming to ur door uninvited on sundays. in fact, some would argue, that slavery and christianity are not exclusive of each other and actually compliment each other. i wouldn’t dare want to open up that box of worms on this site. *pauses for dramtic effect*
as for mike and his clan being beautiful…HELLO! that is the power of mind control and its effects over its victims. mike WAS beautiful and so was his family. but, in that industry—created, and owned and operated by THEM—it is THEIR take on beauty that we are bombarded with thru magazines, t.v., radio, newspapers, bus stops…EVERY GOTDAYUM where. prolly if mike had went into some other field—i can’t imagine what as the CREATOR obviously gave him mad talent as a performer—he would never have done that to himself. but, as a sensitive being, and as “the one” within his talented tribe, he prolly reacted to being called a “*****” or “darkie” or a “spade” or simply a “negro” or “black” or “African-American.” I mean, this is a guy who sang about it not mattering whether he was Black or white..but he sharpened his nose n2 oblivion and has a lacefront for the ages. This is a man who sang about the man in the mirror and making a change and meant that sh*t. As a folk, we wanna sit back and act like slavery is a dead issue. It is not! The only thing “dead” is our knowledge of how deeply it has effected us. It’s like this… MIke had all the talent and $$$ in the world and, yet he still couldn’t get to that “thing” that was missing.that “thing” as to why he was in the room with all the bigwigs he was making rich but they were still laughing at him and not with him. imho, he thought that if he JUST changed his color and his face…he would be accepted for something other than singing and dancing like all the other ____(fill in blank). another note to Mike to paste on his face: bad idea. apologize.
Additionally, Mickizzle…when JAO was like – “Ain’t this is a *****, you *****s is gonna invoke my name and then ignore me. ***** yall. Mickit or lickit the only thing your tongue is good for is licking my ***** you limp *****got.”
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL @ ignoring her
That’s pretty messed up.
^^^
that is for Bones at 1:32pm…that ***** is wayyy up there. Sorry to still be on topic!! Dayum!!
^ hey itz the guy who bit my name “M Dot”
you know that there were two JAO??
what kinda *****ery…….i hope o dot leave you pregnant and hungry…..lmao
LMAO i said i was kidding…lol and besides I stay hungry already
lol mtw = hata #1
GO
mickizzle, yea i kno
SAINTS
WARNING!! SKIP!! SERIOUS POST!!!WARNING!!!SKIP!!!TRYING TO HELP MJ AND OTHER MIND-LOST BLACK FOLK!!!SKIP IF U DO NOT LIKE YOUR BLOGGING LIKE A BLACK MOVIE…ALL LAUGHING AND ***** AND THEN SOMEBODY GETS KILLED!!!KEEP IT MOVING!!!
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LMAO @ least u put up a warning….lmao
Funny stuff
Trust me O Dot, it was not by choice. Cuba (senior resident) said to ignore her. So I bit my tongue. Then we found out it was an imposter, and then the “real” JAO came out. And that quote came from the imposter.
LMAO FAW we got it…Go saints….lmao u just might be back in that corner with Tx.
Tx. u still in the corner?? lmao
YAYYYYYYYYY CASTLBURGERS
FRIES
what kinda *****ery…….i hope o dot leave you pregnant and hungry…..lmao
LMAO i said i was kidding…lol and besides I stay hungry already
^^^^^^^ EAT THE CAKE ANNNA MAE….and quit telling ya mens to quit calling me a hata, i am not a hata, i am the ***** HATA CREATOR…… now what…..lmao
AND A *****E ON THE SIDE!!
mickizzle, YEA I KNOW I CAN READ YA KNOW
I don’t even LIKE CAKE!!
(nose starts to grow…cuz that’s the BIGGEST damn lie ever)
mtw, address me directly!
FineAsWine
FRIES
^^^^^^^ SHAKE…..
LOL @ hata creator….
well EXSSSSSSSSqqqqqqqqqqqqqquuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz ME!
MTW…..SKRAWBERRY SHAKE!!
LOL @ hata creator….
^^^^^^ i know that was clever wasn’t it…….imma have to gon and patent that *****…..
MTW…ROOTBEER FLOAT!!
MTW…..SKRAWBERRY SHAKE!!
^^^^^ FAW, what else is there, lol when i was preggers with my son i had a skrawberry shake every *****ing day till he was born……
@ B’Mama
lol…u know how we do…y’all be doin ur thing and i do not want to get in the way. i love that y’all doin ur thing…i’m no kid, no homo, no hater and no buzz killa…everybody do they thing and have fun doing it!!! *throws W*
@ faw
i c iur fine azz is in here. HOW DO U DO IT??? ur face stays good lookin! LOL!!!! give Mike some tips, will ya? i think ur look is want he’s going for!!!
1. He looks like the invisible man
2. Looks like inspector Gadget
3. Looks like he is going to flash someone.
4. Face looks like puzzle pieces.
MTW…ROOTBEER FLOAT!!
^^^^^^CHERRY LIMEADE FROM SONIC
^actually, now that u mention it…he dOES bear a resemblence to Inspector gadget
WeSSide Eviscer8r
STILL A TWISTING AND WINKING MY EYEZ…HOW YOU DO!!??
Yes Hollow man, not invisible man
LMAO @ WESSIDE (throws up W’s) lol
ok! so i’m getting bored ppl….lol
he dOES bear a resemblence to Inspector gadget
^^^^^^^GO GO GADGET NOSE, AWW WAIT DAMN IT I DON’T HAVE A NOSE NO MORE, GO GO GADGET POST IT NOTES…..
lmmfao i swear i am killing myself here…..
SOON MJ WILL BE
THE MYSTERIOUS..PUZZLEMAN..WHEN YOU NEED HIM YOU HAVE TO PIECE HIM TOGETHER..IF HE FAILS HE FALLS RIGHT APART..HENCE THE PUZZLE TAPE..HE’S RUNNIN OUTTA TIME!! LOL HURRY SOLVE THE PUZZLE!!
Top things MJ says/does when he wakes up in the morning:
1. have his son staple and paint him a new face
2. accompany son to cl***** for show-and-tell
ok! so i’m getting bored ppl….lol
^^^^^^ CHOKE ON A CHEEZ-IT…..lmao joking bmama just sounded like the appropriate response is all, i lurves you like a cyber sister even tho i was not invited to ya lil shotgun wedding…..
3. buy new bleach from wal-mart to take a bubble bath in later
@ FAW
I go do lil this a lil that…come in here and read this *****…LOL..then go back and do a lil of this and a lil of that. they got me with the “notes/stickies” ***** today. and MJB…made my day. TOOO EFFIN FUNNY!!! somebody needs to get a check cut round this bahstahd. that me that’s who is another one…too much. LOL!!!!!!
Top things MJ KIDS says/does when they wake up in the morning:
1. ok yall we gon have to plan a new route to escape
2. call katherine and let her know we on the way….
LMMFAO!!! I did choke except it was on my apple cranberry juice…YOU HEIFER….lol kidding…tee hee
so wrong!!
4. go to closet and picks out a new skin-suit to put on his skeleton
that me that’s who is another one
^^^^^^ thank ya kindly sweetie, i try so hard to ruin bmama and o’dot day…… lol and it just goes to show that my words DO NOT go unnoticed….
sincerely,
HATA CREATOR…..
YEAH RIGHT BMAMA…YOU KNOW THATS NOT JUST CRANBERRY JUICE!!
5. takes the “top things mj’s kids do in the morning” list and uses it as toilet paper
LMMFAO!!! I did choke except it was on my apple cranberry juice…YOU HEIFER….lol kidding…tee hee
^^^^^^ lmmfao see how it feel huh, chiking and ***** *****ody caring……EAT THE DAMN CAKE ANNA MAE…..
^^^^
*smiles*
( a nohomo smile, if applicable)
CHOKING I MEANT TO SAY….
Top things MJ KIDS says/does when they wake up in the morning:
3. we really gotta change our names when we get legal.
5. takes the “top things mj’s kids do in the morning” list and uses it as toilet paper
^^^^^ LMMFAO why you gotta just ***** on my list O……
YEAH RIGHT BMAMA…YOU KNOW THATS NOT JUST CRANBERRY JUICE!!
^^
SSsh. FAW don’t say that to loud….lol
6. takes mtw’s invitation to secret reception and hands it to JAO
Top things MJ KIDS says/does when they wake up in the morning:
4.HIDE!
6. takes mtw’s invitation to secret reception and hands it to JAO
^^^^^^ DEAD…..DO NOT RESUSCITATE (sp)
. takes mtw’s invitation to secret reception and hands it to JAO
^^
DA HELL!! ni99a iz u smokin….
CAN YOU IMAGINE WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AS MJ’S KID…NEVER KNOWING WHEN HE’S GONNA POKE HIS HEAD OUT AND SCARE THE ***** OUT OF THEM,,AND THEY NEVER KNOWING WHAT HE GONNA LOOK LIKE NEXT. THEY BE HIDING FROM AND *****, AND MIKE BE LIKE AWW YOU GUYS WANNA PLAY HIDE AND SEEK AGAIN??..LOL
fucc it…i go to respond to one thing and ten more crazy comments appear and that ***** look like i’m smilin off somebody chokin! WTF??!!
i c u, me… and the o.g. dot and the rest and y’all are pure oh-dee comedy!
fucca Bossip. i come in here to laugh at the crazy ***** y’all be doin’ and save black souls (in that order!!!!)
hey i cant control mj’s actions!
that’s not a THREATTTTTTTTTT or anything
THEY BE HIDING FROM AND *****, AND MIKE BE LIKE AWW YOU GUYS WANNA PLAY HIDE AND SEEK AGAIN??..LOL
^^^c?…it never stops!!! LOL!!
lmmfao @ faw hiw kids be like “we gotta get the ***** outta here yall this some bull*****, he stay tryna to make us love him, iono even like that fool, imma try janet cell again yall, blanket quit cryin’ ok, we gon get you outta here and change ya name to something normal like Jermajesty or something like that…..”
YEA whateva Hubby
7. has his kid’s friends come over his house, not knowing that they just wanna see the video Thriller in action every time they enter
“……naw blanket we will not get an apartment any higher than the 2nd floor when we leave we know you scared of heights…”
LMAO @ mtw…fool!
yall remember that ‘Remember the Time’ MJ video with eddie murphy? ***** was fire!
what’s blanket middle name, rashad????? yeah that sound right Blanket Rashad Jackson…..
400th!
“billie jean is not my lover, she’s just a girl who claims that I am the one, but the kid is not my son”
why i can see his kids sayin “there is hope for us yet”
Blanket leonardo-mckenzie jackson
Now mtw u KNOW!
Rashard is too “black” of a name for mike…lol
where in the blazes did everyone jump ship to now?
Blanket leonardo-mckenzie jackson
^^^^^ Blanket Jermaine Tito Randy Damita Jo Jackson?????
Now mtw u KNOW!
Rashard is too “black” of a name for mike…lol
^^^^^ lmmfao you shole’ right bmama what was i thinking……
man get a job, please, a job that doesnt allow yall to TALK THIS DAMN MUCH. (hell, i just finsished my last final, so you cant come at me)yall never wanted to get each others info and talk outside of bossip? and yea im *****ed, bahama whatever, and mr o dot, all yall, just……..UGH
whoa whoa!
@ No seriously,
im at work rite now…the difference between you and i is that im privileged enough to have a job where im not a *worker bee* at the bottom level…i got the real-office wit my name on the door-type of job…maybe now that u’ve graduated, you can aspire to be like me
Well since u asked so nicely…
NOT!
Me that’s Who-LOL. I was trying to place the character. Hallow Man is right!
Michael Jackson looks like the Grim Reaper.
Only uglier.
where did err body go??
i’m all lonely…..lol
Dalia, yea i was gonna say..i think the grim reaper has better skin lolll
omg…well atleast he brought his reading gl*****es..
the bandaids mak’n his nose stand out worse! po thang look like a recovering burn victim..
gon’ prayer circle YOU mike..cuz I lurv ya..
@ NO SERIOUSLY…
try scroll down or another thread…by communicating this request u will guaranteed only add fuel to their collective fire/*****nal of stuff to clown.u sooo bright, yet u r soooo stoopid. it seems that folks who complain about the convos r angry they r not a part of this inner circle. fyi, i gives no credence to YTU candidates. also, what is ur usual posting name? unless, of course u have been employed by Bossip to do post control…GTFOH!
wife, im hopeing seriously responds cuz im so bored
i got the real-office wit my name on the door-type of job
^^^^^^ MY NEW HOMEBOY RIGHT THERE, I AM LOVIN’ THAT *****…….HE SAID HE GOT HIS NAME ON THE DOOR WHAT YOU GOT….
LOL wesside, wat college is YTU?
wife, im hopeing seriously responds cuz im so bored
^^I kNOW…lol
‘Seriously’ prob took online courses in cooking
And I thought this was Hollow Man too…… Pick ya face up Mike LOL. *****es should learn from this fo sho.
she (or he) thinks they bad ***** cuz they got a degree in spices
MY NEW HOMEBOY RIGHT THERE, I AM LOVIN’ THAT *****…….HE SAID HE GOT HIS NAME ON THE DOOR WHAT YOU GOT….
^^^
You best stick to david banner…lmao HA!
LOL THOSE KIDS BE STILL LOOKING FOR MICHAEL & HE BE WALKING WITH THEM SAYING “YA’LL WANT ME TO HELP YOU FIND YA DADDY?” KNOWING DAMN WELL HE TOOK ANOTHER TRIP TO THE “SURGEON” & DON’T LOOK A DAMN THING LIKE HE DID THAT MORNING. CHILDREN BE ASKING “WHY YOU WEARING MY DADDY’S CLOTHES?” & MICHAEL BE GIGGLING N *****….DAMN SHAME HOW HE BE TRICKING THOSE KIDS !
i bet ‘Seriously’ degree is a recipe for baked pizza
@ Mr O Dot:
Whitey University! LOL!
any/all colleges/univ where an emmeff wanna act like cause they went, that makes them NOT still stoopid!!!
LMMFAO @ 504!!!
u so silly….lol
wesside,
oHHHHHHH…LOL YT …
LMAO @ BMAMA PUTTING ME IN MY PLACE, I WAS JUST SAYING YA BOY BAD…….LOL
wesside,
“Seriously” degree prob comes with a side order of biscuits
lol, yea wife, mtwizzle was just givin props for me serving up that cookie-degree having broad called Seriously
LMAO I know…i just ain’t get her back yet…lol
LMAO @ BMAMA PUTTING ME IN MY PLACE, I WAS JUST SAYING YA BOY BAD…….LOL
^^^^^ EAT THE CAKE ANNA MAE….LOL
SUPERMANS ON JACKO’S HEAD LOL
ok then bored-ness is kicking back in….hmm is it time for a my*****e survey? I think it is….lol
^^^^^ EAT THE CAKE ANNA MAE….LOL
I done told you. I don’t like cake….lol
*p*****es out*
uh Hubby um
you all right??
DODO DEE DOO DOO DEE DOO ( DANCES LIKE CHAPELLE THE FAWN)
bored to death, wife
i shoulda worked from home today
@ Mr O…
don’t make my love come down…whatever in the world would make some fool think that anyone on here DOES NOT have a job/degree/finals experience? In fact, i think they wanted “congrats!” on taking their winter session finals…i do not think they meant that was their last final for ever and ever (*outkast ” ever*). who said this creature was a grad yet? my bad and congrats! but, seriously…is still stoopid. seriously.
^^^^^ EAT THE CAKE ANNA MAE….LOL
I done told you. I don’t like cake….lol
^^^^ LMAO….FINE EAT THE DAMN PIE THEN….
(WAVES AT O Dot gives him a shot of henny)
LOL @ hubby
Lol @ Wesside
mrssexcee1 (no homo) what is u talkin?
lol nah mrs, i only *****z wit vodka and martinis
apple martinis
done told you. I don’t like cake….lol
^^^^ LMAO….FINE EAT THE DAMN PIE THEN….
LMAO!!! what if i said I don’t like pies either?? lol
get her wife! get her!
let’s talk about alcohol guys
wat are yall favorite drinks???????????
since we wanna be yell’n out drinks
I’ll take a johnnie walker black. Thanks
LMAO!!! what if i said I don’t like pies either?? lol
^^^^^ LMAO EAT SOMETHING DAMN IT….COOKIES CHIPS SOMETHING, WHAT BOUT CHEESECAKE…..
that is so disturbingly sad. poor mike.
wife, you a whisk-head lol
wat are yall favorite drinks???????????
DAMN where IS FAW??? lmao
LMAO EAT SOMETHING DAMN IT….COOKIES CHIPS SOMETHING, WHAT BOUT CHEESECAKE
^^ nah I REALLY don’t like cheesecake…lol
oh ho dot please you know u want a drink …. who wants a shot of patron
damnit people, stop disappearing!
gimme ur favorite drinks!
now!
BMAMA I LOVES ME SOME ALIZE ANY KIND OR GOOSE…..
AND WE ALL KNOW FAW DRINK JACK DANIELS…..
dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm is it almost five???
wife, you a whisk-head lol
Depends on the day and /or the setting….lol
but i don’t drink hard…i kinda stick to the kiddie stuff Smirnoff coolers and some bacardi and raspberry…
i want a grey goose with cranberry juice ODot ( scratching like a crackhead I NEED DAT!!!
i was actually checking out a book for blanket, he has a book report due on dragons and i just wanted to make sure it wasn’t too scary and of course, g rated, so i went to pick it up myself. i was shaving this morning so i knicked myself a bit but i’m okay now
I’m sorry…I thought i could take it…but every time I look at these pics my skin crawls!!!!!
i aint been drunk in like 2 months…been tipsy though!
who wants a shot of patron
^^ i’ll take one
LOL
I forgot my username and i like wine too. RED though
if itz vodka, it gotta be straight!
wat yall kno about apple martinis though???!!
“No” means “No” Mike.
wife, i think wine is so nasty (the bad kind, lol)
For a second I thought it was Teri Hatcher…
mtw how i’d know u’d like alize?? lmao…
mrs, patron is mad smooth…you type like u have 10 a day before work!
what’s a bahama mama drink?
never had an apple martini…i’mma need to try one
Hubby i like wine….though it puts me too sleep instantly
mtw how i’d know u’d like alize?? lmao…
^^^^^ LMAO CAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW I’M SO HOOD AND ALIZE IS MY *****……I THINK IMMA GET ME SOME AFTER WORK TODAY SINCE YALL DONE BROUGT IT UP…..
mtwizzle, u kno u prob woudla got one anyway…dont put the excuse on this !
what’s a bahama mama drink
^^^ a whole bunch of crap…lol
pineapple juice/rum/rum and some more rum….lol no but there’s some other ish in it to.
lol, only sold in bahamas?
oh okay mtw, get me the red kind kind…..lmmfao
like katt william says I DONT DRINK ALIZE BUT BYTCHES DO LMAO
nope hubby…i’m pretty sure u can get it at any bar by a beach…lol
hubby it’s not all that skrong tho…
SHUT UP HO DOT I WISH I CAN HAVE SHOTS AT WORK LMAO AND BAHAMA MAMA HERE IS TWO SHOTS OF PATRON. ( TAKES THREE TOO THE HEAD LOL ( NO PUN INTENDED LOL)
ill order one next time lol…
well, i’ll get a girl to order one for me…cuz i cant say “no homo” to a bartender
LOL @ O’DOT NAW I WASN’T BUT SINCE YALL BROUGHT IT UP IMMA GET MY BUZZ ON….AND BMAMA I WILL SAVE YOU SOME, I ALWAYS GET THE RED P*****ION KIND, BUT I LIKE ALL FLAVORS OF THAT POISON…..LOL
daadadada dannnnnnnnnn
like katt william says I DONT DRINK ALIZE BUT BYTCHES DO LMAO
^^^^^ EXACTLY…..CAUSE THAT’S MY *****….LOL
thank ya mrssexcee1 (no homo)
hehe @ hubby
aww thank ya mtw….lol u gone fed-ex it to me huh? lol
lol..what yall talking about now??
the girliest drink ive ever had once a “vice city”..i got that ***** cuz the name was so cool…came out in a fruity ***** colorful blue and ***** lol
no homo
lolololol^^^^^ then im i guess i am one too because im on that blue alize , red and gold hard damn it i need happy hour for my happy ***** everyday
Yeah right Ho Dot you knew what you was drinking you even swallowed it down fast no homo lmao
NOTCH I JUST PUT AN APB OUT ON YA *****…..LOL
NAW BMAMA IMMA HAVE LARRY BRING IT OVER YOU KNOW WE COOL RIGHT SINCE I GOT RID OF JULISSA BIG MOUTH ***** FOR HIM…..HE KNOW ALL BOUT YOU AND HE READY TO GET MARRIED AND DO THE DOUBLE RANG THANG WITH YOU….LMMFAO
shut up mrs, lol
hiya Notch!!- we drinkin!!lol
LISTEN mrs. don’t chu be talking bout the hubby like that…DAMN how many times I gotta tell u…NOW drink ur Patron….lol
NAW BMAMA IMMA HAVE LARRY BRING IT OVER YOU KNOW WE COOL RIGHT SINCE I GOT RID OF JULISSA BIG MOUTH ***** FOR HIM…..HE KNOW ALL BOUT YOU AND HE READY TO GET MARRIED AND DO THE DOUBLE RANG THANG WITH YOU….LMMFAO
^^^^
EFF’n DEAD!!!! lmmfao
@Mike Aile
I was just scrolling up to see what the convo was like and saw your gravatar was like “wth is that Oh, oh, yeah.” It’s a damn shame I still get scared at this pic when I don’t know it’s coming.
that’s not him
bored
500th!~
soooo, at 3:17 pm i was 400th and at 4:25 im 500th…meaning…100 posts were made in like an hour
and it was SLOW…so imagine how many get made on an ACTIVE post???!!! per hour??!!
bored
^^ i second that but it’s almost time for me to go…lol
^same
im goin to virginia tomorrow everyone…so ill catch yall on wednesday!
BYE YOU HATA’S…..
LOVE ALWYAS THE HATA CREATOR…..LOL
^maybe, unless im asked to stay till friday
I’ve been to VA…it’s nice, have fun…not to much tho…lmao
BYE YOU HATA’S…..
LOVE ALWYAS THE HATA CREATOR…..LOL
You r a mess…and i ain’t left yet…lol
BYE HATA O’ DOT….
You r a mess…and i ain’t left yet…lol
^^^^^ IT’S THAT TIME THO BMAMA….LOL
bye wife! (u allowed to cheat on me while im gone; see, im considerate!)
bye *****s!
mite holla on laptop on plane!
BOOO HO DOT BOOO
wat are yall favorite drinks???????????
DAMN where IS FAW??? lmao
—————————————————–
I AM DRINK GASOLINE IN A MINUTE!!!
BEFORE I PULL A JOE JACKSON UP IN THIS *****!!
CAUSE JACK STRAIGHT AINT GONNA CUT IT!!
BAHAMA MAMA STICK TO YOUR BAHAMA MAMA DRINKS LMAI CAN EFF WITH hO DOT ALL I WANT LMAO HE LIKES WHEN I GIVE HIM DRINKS HE LIKES WHEN ITS SMOOTH AND GOES DOWN EZ NO HOMO LMAO
lmao @ faw……girl don’t do it…….you ain’t got no jack around to save the day…..
LMAO
why im watching oprah..and this lady talking about she been with her husband 35 yrs and she never farted in front of him..what damn foolishness is that
MTW…I DONT KNOW IMMA HAVE TO TRY CAUSE HEADS ARE BOUT TO ROLL
lmao @ mtw…well now yes it is…lol
BYE hubby- bring me back something….lol
Laters my peoples…
@ Notch
she crazy…I ain’t gonna have my stomach blow up for *****ody….
lmmfao notch that heifer lying cause she’d have exploded by now……
faw, calm down okay imma send in the troops with two 5th’s of jack to tide you over lol
LATER BAMA MAMA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HUBBY REAL GOOD LMAO
LATER BAMA MAMA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HUBBY REAL GOOD LMAO
^^^^^ AHHAHHAHHAHHAHH LMMFAO SHE SAYING IT LIKE SHE A DAMN MADAM FROM A W***** HOUSE CIRCA 1962……
mike really needs some help..sad so so sad..
@mtw that hollow man had me and my girl rollin
naw he look like candyman
aint that some ***** yall..u run to the bathroom everytime you gotta make a noise…please
and this other lady is allergic to her husband’s sperm..
guess he cant superman that hoe!!
Strong Black Man
@mtw that hollow man had me and my girl rollin
^^^^^^ LMMFAO TELL ME HE DON’T LOOK LIKE HIM THO….I DARE YALL HE LOOK JUST LIKE ***** HOLLOW MAN LMAO……AND NOTCH HOW IS A WOMAN ALLERGIC TO HER MAN SPERM DO THEY HAVE KIDS AND IF SO IS SHE ALLERGIC TO THEM…..LOL
GUESS WHO’S BIZZACK!!!! (AT THE LAST DAMN MINUTE, LOL)
NOTCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO ME THATS WHO YOUR A MESS LIKES MICHEALS FACE LMAO
ruby red!!…how are you ma??
faw, calm down okay imma send in the troops with two 5th’s of jack to tide you over lol
——————————————-
PHEW ALMOST THERE!!!
LMAO ME THATS WHO YOUR A MESS LIKES MICHEALS FACE LMAO
^^^^^ lmao it’s just that when you said that “real good” part i was like wtf we ain’t in harlem with bumpy johnson and dem running a ho’ house what she talking bout…..lmmfao it’s still all good tho, now imma go cause i gotta go take care of somebody husband “real good” later yall….notch imma holla @ you in the am……
oh, faw, breath……let it rain then clear it out…….lol
ruby red!!…how are you ma??
I’M GOOD AND A MESS, LOL. ARE YOU GUYS BEHAVING?
WHAT HAVE I MISSED?
IS BAHAMA STILL MARRIED?
OMG….Death is in the building! LOL
Ah man, that is jus sad.
LOL @ DEGREE IN SPICES
Yes, this is very sad… he looks like a burn victim and I bet all the tape only adds to the gauking!!!
THIS IS NOT FUNNY HE REALLY NEDDS TO BE PUT AWAY BEFORE HE DIES WHILE TRYING TO GET ALL THIS STUFF DONE TO HIS FACE LOOK WHAT HAPPEND TO MRS DONDA WEST IF ANY OF HIS FAMILY CARED FOR HIM THEY WOULD JUMP IN AND TELL HIM ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
Someone has to call him “Daddy”.
I think thats double sided tape to help hold his scarf to his face……..I’m grasping at staws to try to help this guy out.
MAN THIS ***** MIKE IS KRAZY LOL HE DOES LIKE LIKE HOLLOW MAN LOL YALL ARE FUNNY!!!!YALL SHOULD MAKE UP YALL OWN CARTOON AND GUEST STAR MIKE IN IT CUZ YALL 2 FUNNY
me that’s who
lmmfao looking like *****ing hollow man……
^^^OMG That was my laugh of the day. lolol
Yo, forreal, he’s on some Britney Spears level of delusion. How does he think it’s ok to walk around like that?
OMG. This guy had a profile at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site. There where love is color blind. It is kind for all blacks and white. It is said that he is dating with a white girl there
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I’m annoyed as HELL about someone hijacking the faux Mary’s screen name. The real faux Mary ALWAYS posts as Mary. The faux Mary in the last few posts has been writing like one of the random posters here.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!111111
Wth!!!! it looks like his face is fallen apart!!! i feel sorry for the guy…poor thing =[
Why would he go out looking like that… and it appears that he is trying to hide what is left of his face taped together.
Why?????????????
lol look like i see blood comin through the bandages lol take a closer look everybody lol
Michael Jackson is Known All over the WORLD ! Beyonce and 50 Cent are too !
Dirty Diana
You’ll never make me stay
So take your weight off of me
I know your every move
So won’t you just let me be
I’ve been here times before
But I was to blind to see
That you seduce every man
This time you won’t seduce me
She’s saying that’s ok
Hey baby do what you please
I have the stuff the you want
I am the thing that you need
She looked me deep in the eyes
She’s touchin’ me so to start
She says there’s no turnin’ back
She trapped me in her heart
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, no
Dirty Diana
Let me be!
Oh no…
Oh no…
Oh no…
She likes the boys in the band
She knows when they come to town
Every musician’s fan after the
curtain comes down
She waits at backstage doors
For those who have prestige
Who promise fortune and fame
A life that’s so carefree
She’s says that’s ok
Hey baby do what you want
I’ll be your night lovin’ thing
I’ll be the freak you can taunt
And I don’t care what you say
I want to go too far
I’ll be your everything
If you make me a star
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, no
Dirty Diana…
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, no
Dirty Diana…
Diana!
Diana!
Dirty Diana!
It’s Dia…aa…aa…ana!
She said I have to go home
‘Cause I’me real tired you see
But I hate sleppin’ alone
Why don’t you come with me
I said my baby’s at home
She’s problably worried tonight
I didn’t call on the phone to
Say that I’m alright
Diana walked up to me,
She said I’m all yours tonight
At that I ran to the phone
Sayin’ baby I’m alright
I said but unlock the door.
Because I forgot the key.
She said he’s not coming back
Because he’s slepping with me
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, no
Where ‘n the world is Osama Bin Laden??!! Fool look like the Taliban . . .
If I saw that I would scream- he looks like a monster/ghost/freak
They are saying he recently had plastic surgery to make his lips thinner than they already are. The surgery made his partially or permanently numb and he may have difficulty *****ouncing certain words…He needs psychological help ASAP!!!
He needed it ages ago before he started messing with little kids sick basturd.
His going to need surg for the rest of his life as his falling apart
WHAT THE ***** IS WRONG WITH MIKE, HE IS REALLY NUTS!!
Michael Jackson use to be the stuff back in the day. The sad part about this is he isn’t a drug addict or an alcoholic. What in the H#LL is wrong with him?? Oh well, he likes woman that aren’t the color of his mother & they can have him. I wouldn’t touch him for a million dollars.
All of you mother*****as can sit here and dog Michael if you want, but that man OWNS the Beatles, and is richer than 99percent of people can ever dream to be. He is obviously doing something right. Yes, the post it notes on his face is wack, but don’t even allow Michael to fool you. He is not a joke, but I do believe he wants people not to take him seriously.
Hey dumd***** Would you truxt him with your kids? If is he was on the streets without all this fame and money you would think he is s***** like the rest of the kiddie fiddlers but HIS MICHAEL- YOUR SO *****ED UP
J
Because his michael who has made great music and dance moves you excuse what he has done – your no better then him in my eyes.
Both s*****!
Is it true that a five year old kid beat the crap out of him and made his face explode?
He has bandaids on his lips.