December 24, 2012 Shots Fired: Gun Advocates Want Piers Morgan Deported Back To Merry Old England “For Attacking 2nd Amendment”
February 1, 2013 Get The Switch: Papa Joe Jackson Defends His Decision To Mollywhop His Kids And Says Parents Today Are Too Soft
November 16, 2012 You Mad? John McCain Spazzes Out On Reporter “Who The HELL Do You Think You Are?!?!” [Video]
October 26, 2012 It’s A Bird… It’s A Plane… Wait, That’s A Damn UFO Over Kentucky! (Been Going On For Months) [Video]
November 16, 2012 Race Matters: It’s Not Just Because Of Black Folks! CNN Breaks Down How White Voters Weren’t Checking For Mitt Romney Either
November 26, 2012 Elsewhere In The World: Shady Saudi Arabian System Tracks Women’s Travel And Snitches To Their Spouse If They Leave The Country!
November 11, 2012 Hold The Yolks! Waffle House CEO Accused Of Trying To “Scatter, Smother And Cover” Assistant In Sexual Harassment Lawsuit
December 23, 2012 You Can’t Be Serious: Iowa Woman Fired By Thirsty Azz Boss For Being “Too Attractive”