June 1, 2011 Owner Says Of Wankster Who Shot Up His Parked Plane: “His Mugshot Doesn’t Strike You As … Responsible Working Citizen”
November 10, 2011 Elsewhere In The World: Elderly Woman Passes After Wrongly Placed Under A “Do Not Resuscitate” Order
November 30, 2011 Elsewhere In The Sick And Depraved World: Australian Lawmaker Walks FREE After Being Found GUILTY Of Sex With A 12 Year-Old And 162 Prostitutes!!!
December 21, 2011 Put On Blast: New Report Claims That The Kardashian Klan Is Getting Rich Off Of “Slave Labor” In Overseas Sweatshops!!
November 21, 2011 Critics Call Newt Gingrich A “Classic Rental Politician” And Say “He’s A Stupid Man’s Idea Of What A Smart Person Sounds Like”
February 17, 2012 Illuminati Files: “Hip-Hop Illuminati” Book Examines How Secret Society Took Over Hip-Hop
August 21, 2011 Isht Is Real In Mexico: Soccer Game Gets Shut Down When Players And Refs Run For Cover From “Thundering Gunshots”