August 22, 2012 In White Folks News: Robert Pattinson Would Rather Chase Model Cakes Than Listen To Kristen Stewart’s Sob Stories
August 9, 2012 Poor Thang: Homewreckin’ Hollyweirder Kristen Stewart Ashamed To Show Her Face In Public; Pulls Out Of Latest Film
September 4, 2012 Shook Ones: Kristen “Twilight Twat” Stewart Not Sleeping, Scared Of Red Carpet Questions About Her Trampire Steez While Promoting New Flick
August 10, 2012 Immortal Beloved: ‘Twilight’ Star Robert Pattinson Leaning Toward Taking Back Trampire K-Stew!
August 17, 2012 Shook Ones: Shady Azz Kristen “Caught Creepin” Stewart Scurred To Show Face At VMA’s With Robert Pattinson!
August 4, 2012 In Hilarious White Folks News: Will Ferrell Cries And Calls “Kissin” Kristen Stewart A “Trampire” On Conan O’Brien Show [Video]
July 26, 2012 Three’s A Crowd: Wife Of Married ‘Snow White’ Director Who Cheated With Kristen Stewart While Filming Played In The Movie…. As Her Mother!!
July 25, 2012 In White Folks News: Twilight Star Kristen Stewart Caught Creepin With Married ‘Snow White’ Film Director
October 4, 2012 In White Folks News: Robert Pattinson Is Being Forced Back Into Kristen “Trampire Twat” Stewart’s Arms By Her Doting Mother
August 15, 2012 In White Folks News: Kristen “Twilight Trampire Twat” Stewart Gets Dropped From Her Gig In The “Snow White” Sequel
August 3, 2012 In White Folks News: Kristen Stewart Banned From Attending Upcoming Robert Pattinson Film Premiere Since Her Scandalous Slorebag Ways Broke His Heart!