June 26, 2013 Effin’ Azzhole: Dr. Conrad Murray To The Jackson Children After MJ’s Death- “Sorry Kids, Dad’s Dead”
June 20, 2013 Beyotch Please! Paula Deen Releases Weak Azz Explanation Justifying Why She Uses The N-Word!
June 26, 2013 GTFOHWTBS: Chris Breezy Hit And Run Victim Says He Called Her A Beyotch, “I Was So Afraid….He Has A Lot of Tattoos”
June 3, 2013 GTFOHWTBS: George Zimmerman’s Lawyer Offers Half-A$$ed Apology For Using Janky “Mischaracterized” Evidence Against Trayvon Martin!
April 23, 2013 Are You Feeling This Get Up??? Etsy Releases New Line Of Snack-Inspired Hats For Women
March 22, 2013 In White Folks News: Potty-Mouthed Chubby Lumpkins Rebel Wilson Says Zac Effron Should Be A Battle Rapper Because “He’s Really Good Freestyler”
April 11, 2013 R.I.P. Trayvon: George Zimmerman’s Mama Writes Letter Complaining Her Son Is An Innocent Man Arrested To “Placate The Masses”
February 28, 2013 Swirl Gone Wrong: Abandoned By Brazilian Banger, Rohan Marley Admits Being Heartbroken Over Losing Lauryn Hill, “It Was My Fault”
April 8, 2013 Really??? Blonde Becky Waitress Linked To Chris Brown Says She Doesn’t Even Date Black Guys
March 12, 2013 Ho Sit Down Go Back To Jail: Colorado Movie Massacre Gunman James Holmes Pleads “Not Guilty” To 166 Counts Of Murder And Appears In Court Looking Even Creepier Than Before
February 27, 2013 GTFOHWTBS: George Zimmerman’s Lawyer Trying Dispel “Racial Overtones” In Trayvon Martin Case