April 6, 2012 Faux News Hires Messy Jesse Jackson’s Daughter Santita For Morning Show “Fox & Friends”
April 6, 2012 Ex-Child Star Amanda “I Prefer Chocolate Men” Bynes Busted For Hitting A Cop Car While Slizzard Out Her Swirl Lovin’ Mind
April 8, 2012 In White Folks News: Tim Tebow Is Delivering Easter Sermon At Texas Church In Front Of 30,000 People
April 7, 2012 The Swirl: Heidi Klum Officially Files For Divorce From Seal Citing “Irreconcilable Differences”
April 8, 2012 SMH: Residents From Whitney Houston’s New Jersey Hometown Are Outraged They Will Have To Pay The $200K Funeral Bill
April 9, 2012 Shook Ones: Havoc Turns On Prodigy Via Twitter… Says He Was “Gay For Stay” While In Lockup!!!
April 8, 2012 Ballers: Gayle King Speaks On How Tyler Perry Bought Her And Opran Bentleys To Match His…Also Speaks Out On Harpo Lesbian Rumors
April 6, 2012 This Koon Dances On Camera During Burglary: Later Picked Up And Recognized From His “Signature Moves” [Video]
April 9, 2012 Humble Pie: “Nasty” Newt Gingrich Admits He Can’t Eff With “Money Makin” Mitt Romney In The Race To Republican Nominee
April 7, 2012 NBC Cans Producer For Airing Zimmerman 911 Call Edited To Sound More Racially Motivated