12 Signs You're Stuck In The Friend Zone

12 Signs You’re Stuck In The Friend Zone

Nobody wants to get stuck in the friend zone. It’s literally the worst place to be. We’re here to help you out and make sure you don’t get stuck. So here are 12 signs you’re in the Friend Zone and can’t get out.

You hear all about their relationship problems – If you’re a shoulder to cry on, don’t think you can parlay that into getting some.

You hear all about their bedtime activities – If they tell you about the people they’re sleeping with and how good it is, then they don’t plan on sharing that space with you.

They call you a family member – “You’re like a brother to me is the death knell.

You’re a wingman – If you help them get with a friend of yours then you’re just a wingman…not the main pilot.

You’re invited to hang out with their bae – They want you to be really cool with the person they’re dating? Heh. Good luck, buddy.

You help them get ready for dates – You don’t stand a chance.

“Why aren’t there more like you?” – If they say that and STILL won’t give you a chance then that door is closed.

Text Sign Offs – If they text you with a “catch you later, buddy” or “see you later, friend” then you know the deal.

They have different preferences – So you’re gay but they’re not. Well, it’s pretty rare you’re going to get them to change it around any time soon.

If you’re this guy.

…Or This Guy