14 Funny Quotes From Scandal Season 4, Episode 3

“You’re thirsty but you’re not here for a drink.” – Cyrus’ new sidepiece Michael

“She was the sidechick before she became the main chick.” – Quinn

“Hashtag bad b*tch contest, hashtag first place.” – Huck

“Call me when you want me to do that thing to you.” – Jake to Olivia

“Ethics? You, rigger of elections?!” – Abby to Olivia

“In other words, he’s making it rain.” – Quinn

“Is this a booty call?” – Jake to Olivia

“Madam first lady, is there anything I can do?” *Phone rings multiple times* Mellie: “Uhh, answer my phone?” – Mellie to Abby

“What, Gabby?!” – Fitz to Abby

“Do you two seriously not notice that I have been gone for the last 24 hours?” – Quinn to Olivia & Huck

“Charlie: Do you ever feel like that, Robin?” “Quinn: No.”

“I’ll replace that dry hump in your throat with something a little more satisfying.” – Cyrus’ sidepiece Michael

“I didn’t come for breakfast. I just came for ‘Hi.'” – Olivia to Rowan

“You…are used merchandise; damaged goods.” – Charlie to Quinn

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