North West – She’s going to be a musical fashion icon who never ever ever reads anything on the Internet.
Blue Ivy – She’s going to be the biggest icon in the world ever. Just for being Blue Ivy.
Sasha and Malia – Hey, maybe they’ll be the co-Presidents of the world.
Bryce Maximus James, LeBron James Jr., Zhuri James – They’re half a starting lineup and they’re going to run the sports world.
Mark Zuckerberg – He’s going to rule the entire Internet and we’re all sort of scared.
Blanket Jackson – With a name like Blanket, he can’t be anything but a bada$$.
Drake – He’s already got more hits than the Beatles and Michael Jackson…maybe…he’s going to be a billionaire soon.
Zaire Blessing Dwyane Wade, Xavier Zachariah Wade, Zion Malachi Airamis Wade – They’re already on commercials so it’s only a matter of time before they are making millions.
Quvenzhané Wallis – She’s already an Academy Award nominee…what else is there to do?
Kid President – He’s the man…er…kid.
Dem Babies – Can’t argue with all that money.
Warren Buffett – Confused? Don’t be. He’s so rich that he probably has the cure for death and he’ll be around for 100 more years.
Michael Jordan’s Twins – Hopefully they’ll turn out better than his other kids.
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