10 Times Ludacris’ Soul Left His Body At The Justin Bieber Roast
Everyone gets the ether at a celebrity roast. It’s usually not a big deal. But Justin Bieber’s roast was something different because Ludacris got absolutely destroyed all night. What made it funnier is that he looked sort of uncomfortable the whole time. Want to see why? Just look at these jokes that put him absolutely on blast. We bet Luda cried in the car.
“I feel like I’ve known you my whole life…mostly because you look like the Mr. Potato Head I had as a kid.” – Justin Bieber
“You may not recognize him from the Fast And Furious movies because when he’s on screen even the White people start talking” – Kevin Hart
“You make headphones no one listens with. You make Hennessy no one drinks. You’re like a human ‘going out of business’ sale. – Chris D’Elia
“I believe that the bedroom is the most important room of the house, but I don’t have to tell you that, Ludacris. You have three kids with three different women. May I suggest pulling out sometime and finishing on some highly absorbent Martha Stewart bed linens?” – Martha Stewart
“Martha Stewart went to jail for dumping useless stock for idiots to buy. Which reminds me, Ludacris’ album drops tomorrow.” – Jefferey Ross
“Here’s one of Ludacris’ original rhymes: ‘there’s h**s in the room, there’s h*** in the car, there’s h*** on the stage, there’s h*** on the bar.’ Are you a rapper or Dr. Seuss?” – Snoop Dogg