Mother Offended By Cam Newton's Dancing Is Hilariously Racist
An Offended White Mom Wrote An Open Letter To Cam Newton About His “Dab” And We’re All Drinking Her Tears
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White Mom Is Offended By Cam Newton’s Dancing
As soon as Cam Newton hit that dab on Sunday, we knew there would be angry white people. But we didn’t know it’d be like this. One Tennessee mom, Rosemary Plorin, wrote an open letter to Cam’s dab and it’s full of racist, coded language. She talks about how she had to explain to dancing to her daughter and it’s pure comedy:
Because of where we sat, we had a close up view of your conduct in the fourth quarter. The chest puffs. The pelvic thrusts. The arrogant struts and the ‘in your face’ taunting of both the Titans’ players and fans. We saw it all.
…My daughter sensed the change immediately – and started asking questions. Won’t he get in trouble for doing that? Is he trying to make people mad? Do you think he knows he looks like a spoiled brat?
…I don’t know about your family life Mr. Newton, but I think I’m safe in saying thousands of kids watch you every week. You have amazing talent and an incredible platform to be a role model for them. Unfortunately, what you modeled for them today was egotism, arrogance and poor sportsmanship.
Our response…
We’re not the only people to respond. Take a look at everyone going all the way in on Ms. Plorin.
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