Stacey Dash Losing Black Don't Crack Privileges

Stacey Dash’s Black Starts To Crack

Stacey Dash was at one time one of the ambassadors of the Black Don’t Crack movement. She hadn’t aged from 1989 to 2011, however, ever since she started endorsing GOP candidates and proclaiming the end of Black History Month, she’s started to age like a regular human being! What could be behind this sorcery?

Bossip investigates.

Here’s Stacey Dash in the 80s. Beautiful.

And here’s Stacey Dash 20 years later. Looks exactly the same.

She was one of the finest women in the world.

Nobody could mess with her.

She was your #WCW every damn Wednesday.

Look. She’s 40 in these pics.

FORTY.

But then something happened…

She posted this pic with Paul Ryan, speaking her mind about Republican issues…and then something happened…

Some of that luster started to fade…

Then we figured it out!

STACEY IS AGING! Hmmm…she WAS the ambassador to Black don’t crack but suddenly she became a regular a$$ conservative-looking old lady.

AHHHHH!!! So is this what happens? Does God take away your Black don’t crack once you realize you don’t want to be Black anymore?!?!? OH NO!