15 Signs She’s Too Young For You!
They say age ain’t nothing but a number but there comes a point you gotta draw the line. Here we’ve compiled 15 signs she’s too damn young for you!
1. She’s Working… But Not Towards Any Goals
If her goals don’t reach further than what she’s wearing for her birthday next month… she’s too young for you bro.
2. She’s Never Seen Roots
Despite the fact that everyone should see Roots, if this wasn’t part of her history lessons growing up, she’s too young.
3. She Doesn’t Actually Remember Cash Money Taking Over For The ’99 and 2000s
If hearing this song doesn’t catapult her back to 1998, it’s time to stop robbing the cradle.
4. She Actually Considers This Guy A Rapper
If she thinks this is acceptable, her idea of hip hop is way too modern.
5. Her Life Revolves Around Social Media
If Instagram, Twitter and Facebook rule everything around her… that’s an issue.
6. She Doesn’t Know What These Are
She’s gotta understand the struggle.
7. She Never Had A Black Planet Page
Come on… At least a Myspace!
8. She’s In The Club Every Weekend
Going to the club shouldn’t be a weekly ritual.
9. She Can’t Find Janet Jackson In This Picture
… Or if she can’t name this show in general!
10. She Can Text In Emojis
If it takes you longer than 10 seconds to put together her emoji sentences… it’s time to call it quits.
11. She’s Doesn’t Remember Life Before Cellphones
If she never had to sneak on the house phone or wait until 9pm to use her minutes…
12. She Doesn’t Know What This Device Is
If she can’t name this device… that’s an issue.
13. If She Has To Check With Her Parents To Do Anything
If she’s can’t come and go as she pleases, or has to check her shoulder for her parents… it’s a given.
14. She Doesn’t Know Pre “Happy” Pharrell
If she can’t name this group….
15. Kim & Kanye Are Her Relationship Goals
This is pretty self explanatory.
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