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Things We Just Learned Are Racist

You know what sucks about trying to be woke? You eventually end up finding something racist in everything. And as society gets more woke, we end up finding more things that are racist. Lately it seems like we’ve found a ton of extra racist things and it’s terrible. To keep you up to date, take a look at things people are just now learning are racist.

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Legal marijuana industry – While black people are getting locked up for illegal marijuana, it’s almost impossible for them to sell it legally as the majority of people who get into the legal sale of weed are white and use connections for the profit.

“Grandfathered In” – When people are “grandfathered” in they are allowed somewhere or something based on previous experience or relationship with that product or position. But the term’s origins come from the Grandfather clause in the late 1800s that stated that you could only vote if your grandfather were white.

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The Ice Cream Truck Song – The tune from the ice cream truck is a minstrel song called “N*gger Love A Watermelon Ha! Ha! Ha!” so think about that next time you hand the ice cream guy a few bucks.

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Mass Shooting Statistics – We’ve heard that certain shootings are “the worst in US history” but that’s not true. Though upwards of 80 people were shot in Orlando, that still pales in comparison to the shootings in Black Wall Street in Oklahoma in the early 20th century.

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The National Anthem – People are just now learning the truth: the National Anthem’s third verse is about killing slaves who are trying to escape. We can’t make this stuff up. We wish we could.