"Human Ken Doll" Rodrigo Alves Has A Girlfriend

Wait, what’s her name — Beardbie?

Surgery Addicted Man Exchanges Spit With His “Girlfriend” On Dinner Date

You guys may have seen Rodrigo Alves on “Botched” or perhaps in one of your favorite tabloids as he’s become famous for having tons of plastic surgeries in his quest to be a real life Human Ken Doll. He was photographed in West Hollywood Tuesday headed to dinner at Catch LA with his GIRLFRIEND. Listen, we are just a shocked as you.

And for those who don’t believe he’s an actual heterosexual, Rodrigo was putting all confusion to the side by slobbing down his lady love right on the sidewalk in front of the restaurant. Yes. Romantic.

NOT.

What do you think about the Human Ken’s relationship? Is it possible he isn’t faking his straight lifestyle? And what do you think has this guy going back over and over again to get knifed up? Will he ever be satisfied?