Chewing Gum’s Star Is BAe
If you’ve watched Netflix’s comedy ‘Chewing Gum’ then you are familiar with the quirky, hilarious star Michaela Coel. On the show, she’s an awkward, sexually frustrated woman with needs. She’s used her appearance as a comedic tool but what people don’t realize is that she’s gorgeous as hell. Like in real life. So if you haven’t seen her anywhere but the show, take a look and get aware. She’s fly.
💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿 Sometimes I dress kinda boy-ish, I've also shaved my head: this misleads a certain kinda feminist into thinking I, like them, think I'm of a more educated class of feminism. And when they begin to police other women's choices, in my head I hoist up my wonderful saggy titties and do this. 😏😚😝😘🤓🤡 Ladies, wear your converse and hoodies, abhor bikini selfies, vomit at twerking, but if other women choose to like it – it doesn't mean they're lesser or weaker or dumber than you. Bitch please. CHOICE CHOICE CHOICE.
Although Tracey from #chewinggum2 is trying to steal @stormzyofficial the person I'M stealing in reality is my equally awkward, equally hardworking pal @mayajama ❤💁🏿💁🏽We met at a GQ dinner in 2015 (what the fuck I was doing there I have no real idea) – I was the girl dressed like a thot that drank too much and couldn't stop burpin; She was in an incredibly sophisticated dress but kept pulling very disturbing facial expressions that revealed the kind of crazy I knew all too well. Love ya buddy… *Alice Band*
💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👑👑👑👑👑👑BIRTHDAY NAKED ULTRA ALT-FEMINIST TIME! Haven't brushed my teeth or showered, "why do you have underwear on i hear you ask?" Running to the pharmacy to sort out my vaginal thrush candida times. Only joking OR AM I????? (I am) (Am I?) Soweeee if my sexy body makes you feel political negative things and it's disturbing your chakras. But before you leeeeeave don't forget to leave a comment! Because I really care about your negative feelings about my birthday nakedness and make believe vaginal thrush. ❤️❣❤️ I'm sexy, my ass is good, I haven't washed my hair in about a month and I haven't made my bed because I'm 29. And that's what you do these days at 29. 👑👑👑👑💋💋💋👣👟👟👞👞👞👙👙🙋🏾🙋🏾🙋🏾🙆🏾🙆🏾🙆🏾💁🏿💁🏿💁🏿💁🏿YAAAAAAAS TO A NEW YEARRRRRRRR @cynthiaerivo told me I'm gonna have a good one. @lotte_b00m hurry up and land here so we can become thrush infected rapping strippers in Zurich YAAAAAAAAAS @freshprincessofhackney told me so: I'M A FUCKING BIRTHDAY CHOCLOLATE BARRRRRRR 👯👯👯👯