They call me Guac because I make these hoes pay extra pic.twitter.com/wROVUwFT1o
— Richie Loco (@Richie_l0c0) May 21, 2017
Best Selfie Captions
Black Twitter never ceases to amaze. This time it’s people posting up their flyest pics and the most clever, corny and hilarious captions. Some are cringeworthy, some are genius. But they’re all fly as hell. Take a look…
They call me Father Abraham because I'm gonna have many sons. pic.twitter.com/8blx0Bf7Le
— Priest-King (@Kofimagne) May 23, 2017
They call me Sasha because I'm so fierce ✨ pic.twitter.com/gk1feUHt6C
— 👽👽 (@itsmemelad) May 22, 2017
They call me KKK because my head be on point 👅 🍆 pic.twitter.com/Dg1teEe2la
— issa joke (@JoyceMoments) May 20, 2017
Call me Michael because I have these hoes shook to they Kors pic.twitter.com/n06mR5Itct
— nanilei (@nawneelay) May 20, 2017
I Rock Them Chucks Because They Call Me Taylor 👅😊 pic.twitter.com/a4QkLl0VFX
— Taylor (@TheGlad03) May 22, 2017
They call me lucky 🍀 because I got the charms 😛😂😂 pic.twitter.com/7VY5F8yWnz
— Janard 🤴🏾 (@kinggjaayy_) May 22, 2017
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They call me Scooby Doo because they want to do it how I Doo pic.twitter.com/HaVO80Qc1c
— Dae (@daebabee) May 23, 2017
It's okay. They only call me "basic" because their manz calls me "bae" and it makes them "sic" 🤒 pic.twitter.com/FgJmKgtKjv
— Cheyenne John (@_cheyennejohn) May 23, 2017
they call me goldfish because i'm the snack that smiles back pic.twitter.com/oZuYhgcBAs
— sonia (@svvaggysonia) May 22, 2017
they call me Heinz because everyone else is trynna Ketchup pic.twitter.com/spQIVRgdBm
— El Tigre™ (@_varvs) May 22, 2017
They call me Kim because they know I make it all possible 🖤 pic.twitter.com/FR76JtGw5U
— Lore (@loreeexxx_) May 22, 2017
They call me pantry because I stay looking like a snack pic.twitter.com/GNOHAnswqY
— Sendoh (@chef_elijah) May 22, 2017
They call me Lingo because I got a way with my words pic.twitter.com/4Rb8ZMw4CX
— Lingo (@MehaberNextDoor) May 22, 2017
They call me john because they cena ting pic.twitter.com/9dZzCwjpda
— A1Qasaaro (@hoyomataalo) May 21, 2017
They call me Mary because I stay poppin' 😎✨🌊 pic.twitter.com/M0XCklpLVX
— Nysh ✨ (@nyshkeesh) May 21, 2017
They call me Bruce Wayne because I Gotham looks 🦇 pic.twitter.com/jRLNH2FyLu
— Lando😜 (@LandOn_MyTweet) May 20, 2017
They call me patty because I be in between ya girls buns pic.twitter.com/9qQmGl5Vtq
— Ash (@Ashhhhh__7) May 20, 2017
They call me Draymond, because I'm always having Green 🤑✨ pic.twitter.com/gyQ1yiMV2r
— 〽️€€R (@ameerington) May 17, 2017
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