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Melania Trump Hates Her Cheeto Crusty Husband & It's Delicious

$ugar Baby $truggle: Melania Trump Hates Her Cheeto Crusty Husband & It’s Delicious

Posted on May 25, 2017 - By Bossip Staff

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Melania’s Trump Hatred Fuels Internet Hysteria

It’s only been 4 months–a stressfully cheeto crusty 4 months–since Sunkist Stalin started pushing America into the great white abyss while being curved in public by fed up First Lady Melania who clearly HATES him (like, forreal forreal) much to the joy of the internet (and anyone else who despises our orange, nincompoop-y and deplorable President).

Peep the latest hilarious/terrifying episode of Everybody Hates Donnie (starring his own wife) on the flip.

"She Hates Me" by Puddle of Mudd (2001), featuring Donald and Melania Trump pic.twitter.com/iMnepQo2Ey

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) May 23, 2017

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That's 2 times in a row✌🏽️❌😂 She really don't like this ugly nigga 😆🍑 #MelaniaTrump #DonaldTrump – – #FlickOfTheWrist #JamesComey #trump #vladimirputin #putin #Russia #russian #northkorea #maga #andersoncooper #fdt #mediablackout #tmz #hillaryclinton #barackobama #obama #michelleobama #blm #blacklivesmatter #kimjungun #syria #worldstar #worldstarhiphop #wshh #balleralert #fuckdonaldtrump #impeach

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Now Melania has moved her purse to her left hand so he doesn't even try it. pic.twitter.com/8PazOQOzX1

— Angry WH Staffer (@AngrierWHStaff) May 24, 2017

I'm fairly sure this is how Melania sees Donald. pic.twitter.com/a641yHhE9P

— D Attenborough (@Attenboroughs_D) May 24, 2017

Melania has no problem with PDA*

PDA- Pushing Donald Away

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) May 23, 2017

Melania was not slapping her husband's hand away. She was giving him an alternative hand job.

— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) May 23, 2017

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*Melania Trump tapping "Help Me" in morse code on Michelle's back*. pic.twitter.com/9sVpzVqfH1

— Aaron (@captain_az) January 20, 2017

Melania's face while dancing with Trump reminds me of the first time I went to the gynecologist pic.twitter.com/ilgyUWH3aC

— Sofiya Alexandra (@TheSofiya) January 21, 2017

When you've got to pretend to be happy but are slowly dying inside pic.twitter.com/x8hUyBoeiy

— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) January 23, 2017

save her pic.twitter.com/LVntgSZ3v4

— angela (@captaindeadpooI) November 12, 2016

Melania: All i wanted was a sugar daddy and now I'm the First Lady of the United States.

Melania: *begins to regret all life decisions* pic.twitter.com/EnepCl81Rp

— kayla. (@FlyAwayKayla) November 11, 2016

"Melania, if you are being held against your will, blink twice." #Trump pic.twitter.com/JIe9C1i7v9

— Teacher Dude (@teacherdude) January 22, 2017

When all you wanted was a sugar daddy & now you're the First Lady of the United https://t.co/v7bYoOzXO1 pic.twitter.com/LCWjRpcQ0E

— SoSiKBeatz (@sosikbeatz4) May 20, 2017

I feel like Melania is trying to tell us something, blink twice for help pic.twitter.com/G3PRUkElkx

— Idiotrehab (@idiotrehab) February 28, 2017

Trump and Melania landed in Brussels today. It’s only 12 hours from Slovenia, make a run for it, girl. pic.twitter.com/EqqE295Pjh

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) May 25, 2017