Issa White: Here’s What Happened When Sammy Sosa Showed Off His New Even Whiter Face
Sammy Sosa Looks Pasty
We all knew Sammy Sosa was out here looking ghostly more and more as the days go on but this? This is a bit absurd. Sosa made an appearance on a video for the ESPYs and the internet immediately went into hysterics. Just take a look.
Sammy Sosa out here lookin like Pepto Bismal. pic.twitter.com/1xdKo84Bko
— OXTAIL GAWD (@ThatDudeMCFLY) July 13, 2017
He looks…not great. But hey, you know us. We don’t say anything mean about anyone ever. We just leave it up to you guys! So let’s see what the internet said about his pasty face.
Sammy Sosa played at Wrigley Field so many years he turned into some wrigley gum
— Black Marlins Man 🍗 (@ampaveli) July 13, 2017
Sammy Sosa looks like a raw chicken. pic.twitter.com/3xlcPXxvnG
— James 🤙🏽 (@_artistone_) July 12, 2017
Sammy Sosa is deadass the color pink 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ pic.twitter.com/kwm2JjGeAa
— JOHNNY RED (@JRED164) July 11, 2017
Why does Sammy Sosa look like Al Jarreau? pic.twitter.com/hRyIipVfKg
— T Lawrence Hall (@peoplescrtic) July 12, 2017
She got a light skinned friend look like Sammy Sosa, she got a dark skinned friend look like Sammy Sosa pic.twitter.com/AG04Xp4jhg
— Charles J. Moore (@charles270) July 12, 2017
My man Sammy Sosa looking like Snagglepuss smh pic.twitter.com/arJWAvQKMi
— G (@__GDB) July 13, 2017
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Bro who turned Sammy Sosa into an eraser pic.twitter.com/npJDuqQGqT
— Danté (@Dante_Jordan) July 13, 2017
Did Sammy Sosa go to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory? pic.twitter.com/3qP6WBt9r2
— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) July 13, 2017
Congrats to Sammy Sosa on landing the Franken Berry endorsement. pic.twitter.com/SJbgmRpZg8
— brandon® (@brandojerg) July 13, 2017
Why is Sammy Sosa out here looking like the Ghost of Christmas past? pic.twitter.com/hcIVDMsFYZ
— Straight OuttaLoCash (@StraightOLC) July 12, 2017
Sheesh man what happened to Sammy Sosa bruh……? First Maia Campbell, now this lol smh https://t.co/uPCDbwJhtC
— Harvey Specter™ (@theJay_Show) July 13, 2017
samboey sosa pic.twitter.com/Ha32aj4WyE
— unpforgettable pfire (@firefire100) July 12, 2017
Sammy Sosa in 15 years 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/mD2WMlLeIG
— Melvin Hackett (@melly_mel_06) July 12, 2017
2017 Sammy Sosa looking like Caliban in the "Logan" movie pic.twitter.com/nWvebbALuY
— Puneet (@puneetsingh) July 12, 2017
Smh RT @_RoughHouse: Sammy Sosa looks like a rare pink dolphin pic.twitter.com/b6HmLTlvns
— Byrd (@OutOfEmotions) July 12, 2017
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