The Internet Is Imagining Offset’s Vows To Cardi B And The Results Are Hilarious
Offset’s Wedding Vows “Revealed”
Offset and Cardi B are engaged! *pops champagne* Of course, this has led to a ton of speculation, memes and jokes because why focus on our own lives when we could talk about people we don’t know all day? Part of the conversation revolves around what the hell Offset is going to say to Cardi when they get married. Will there be ad-libs in the vows? Snares?
offset: I put a ring on her finger
quavo: FINGER
offset: i hired a priest and a singer
quavo: VOWS
offset: wut kinda cake I got
quavo: POUND— Zachary Fox (@zackfox) October 28, 2017
So the internet went absolutely wild talking about it…because why not? Take a look at the funniest vows yet.
Offset:wedding day I’m getten married
Quavo:married
Offset:we gathered here today
Quavo:gathered
Offset:50k ring on that finger
Quavo: ring— The 🐐 (jake) (@OsuFan011) October 30, 2017
Offset: I gave that girl my last name
Takeoff:NAME
Offset: because she don’t want me for the fame
Quavo: MONEY— A.🍁 (@AliciaaParsley) October 30, 2017
Offset: Cardi, will you marry me
Quavo: MARRY ME!
Takeoff: WIFE IT!— ŌKAMI (@WXLFGVNG_) October 29, 2017
Pastor: I, Offset
Offset: I, Offset
Quavo: 🗣OFFSET— #HelpMeImPoor (@RobIsRandomAF_6) October 28, 2017
offset: I did this shit for my momma
quavo:MOMMA! https://t.co/jaAXFXmsro— 🐵 (@RealMonkeyy) October 29, 2017
Goat RT @AlexanderKonway: Quavo singing All My Life at Offset and Cardi B’s wedding. pic.twitter.com/1jBoSmXHEE
— ♦️ (@ShardDaGawd_) October 29, 2017
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Offset:i put a ring on her finger
Quavo:finger
Offset:broke up cah she said she’s a better singer
Quavo:singer
Offset:brr ah
Quavo:splash— Nabz🤑🤑🤑 (@Nabzldn) October 29, 2017
Offset: Pull up to the chuch ina Phantom
Quavo: SKRRT SKRRT
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Takeoff (somewhere in the cut):
“DoitLookLikeIGotLeftOutTheWedding” https://t.co/JLMLhREpCs— K.H.A.M (@khamraps) October 29, 2017
*At Cardi’s & Offset’s wedding*
Offset: I put a ring on her finger
Quavo: FINGER
Offset: What do she got on that ring?
Quavo: BLING— Prin♿️ess K¡ (@NikTran1) October 29, 2017
Offset: Running the baby a bath
Quavo: SPLASH
Offset: Dry him off and where the diapers at?
Quavo: IN THE BACC— Prin♿️ess K¡ (@NikTran1) October 29, 2017
Priest: Do you take Cardi to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Offset: I-
Quavo: DO
Priest: I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Quavo: WOOHOO— Prin♿️ess K¡ (@NikTran1) October 29, 2017
Offset: Cardi B….Cardi B , my future wife to be..
Quavo : PROPOSAL 🗣
Takeoff: The best man is prolly me
Quavo: NO NIGGA🗣 https://t.co/cKCMXpP28M— Bratcartel🍇🍼💰 (@Slayyyybyy_ky) October 29, 2017
Quavo: VELVET
Offset: Cardi B is my wifey
Quavo: WIFE
Offset: She Bonnie, I’m Clyde she holdin my rifle
Quavo: GRRRAAA!!…. https://t.co/rBvLgp0KCr— #SuperSaiyanSauceGod (@YaBoi_EJ) October 29, 2017
Offset: I took a knee, tryna marry CARDI B
Quavo: WIFE
Offset: 50 carat diamond on her finger.
Quavo: CARATS
Offset: HONEYMOON W A DINNER! https://t.co/fScnXdqSwZ— Shaher alneswan (@ShaherAlneswan) October 29, 2017
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