Funniest (And Pettiest) Tweets From Valentine's Day 2018

When he doesn’t get you anything for Valentine’s Day so now you have to call his wife pic.twitter.com/bL4Yb7DIey

— Lauren (@Solodeauxleaux) February 13, 2018

“Flowers from the clearance section at the grocery store? You shouldn’t have babe” pic.twitter.com/WdDnvmsu8P

— Lauren (@Solodeauxleaux) February 13, 2018

When he doesn’t get you anything for Valentine’s Day so now you have to call his wife pic.twitter.com/bL4Yb7DIey

— Lauren (@Solodeauxleaux) February 13, 2018

"He ain't get you no Valentine's Day gift? That's a shame, I'd never do you like that" pic.twitter.com/8jorQzwTNO

— The Chef (Steve) (@ChefWaites) February 14, 2017

Your work husband on Valentines Day After 364 straight days of lunch dates and listening to you complain about him with no action. pic.twitter.com/KZ7oKECWQa

— ⚜Suit Gawd, MPA (@Fresh_Logic) February 13, 2018

Valentines Day was cool in elementary when you gave all 11 girls in your class 1 of them little weak ass 3" x 2" Valentines postcards and everybody ate cupcakes. Now you gotta wait 3hours just to get a blooming onion & you not even sure if you wanna fuck bc you got work tomorrow

— Beyonce has an uncle named Larry Beyince. Bruh…. (@DragonflyJonez) February 14, 2018

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY . Tag your valentine 💘 Cupid will do the work 😉 pic.twitter.com/rXb4F4IiMf

— ASMRTheChew💦 (@ASMRTHECHEWTX) February 14, 2018

Sending these out to a few lucky ladies today pic.twitter.com/xizz0fQiNr

— Trill Withers (@TylerIAm) February 14, 2018

When chicks post all their cheap ass Valentine’s Day gifts tomorrow……me: pic.twitter.com/QUB4osOwFf

— Phylicia Rashad Jr (@DollFaceBeautii) February 13, 2018

Seriously?! @Teleflora #fail #notevenclose #Iwantarefund #HappyValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/UM12mMS8r9

— Kristen (@Kris_10_San) February 14, 2018

Happy ❤️ Day guise. pic.twitter.com/e7bBg4t6kp

— DarkSkintDostoyevsky (@daniecal) February 14, 2018

Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️
Let’s see those secret relationships. pic.twitter.com/3JMV81CaFt

— Afro-LightskinO. (@itsKARY_) February 14, 2018

It's a few years old, but it still cracks me up 😂 #ValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/gEy5mPNGXd

— LizzLocker (@Lizzs_Lockeroom) February 14, 2018

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— Issa Oh Bitch (@CoochCakes) February 14, 2018

It’s about that time pic.twitter.com/6UDfalXsb5

— Molly, Perky Set (@rarebre3d) February 1, 2018