Sunken Spit Swapper Tristan Thompson Shattered Twitter With His Messy Poon-Hopping Shenanigans

Tristan Thompson: “How pregnant are you?”

Khloe: “9 months.”

Tristan: “It’s about that time.”

Khloe: “What do you mea-“

Tristan: pic.twitter.com/5qiaSpMAMz

— X (@XLNB) April 11, 2018

“So I get out of bible study, and I told him. I said Tristan, you gotta do better” pic.twitter.com/WMPlgtsm19

— Lamar (@slickbackjr_) April 11, 2018

Khloe Kardashian: The doctor said our baby is due this month.

Tristan Thompson: pic.twitter.com/W3jwnQ9oc7

— Thee Author Of Pain (@Dee_Brenden) April 11, 2018

“Nah babe, me and Tristan don’t hang out or talk outside of practice, the game or team travel. Don’t really associate much with him” pic.twitter.com/ZcD5SWNcON

— Puneet (@puneetsingh) April 11, 2018

Kris Jenner: “Hey Tristan, I’m thinking we should create a cheating scandal with you & Khloe. Spark some interest for our upcoming season”

Tristan:
pic.twitter.com/9lhUTdeJ5C

— Don Snow (@DHPBJ) April 11, 2018

"LeBron be doing the same shit." pic.twitter.com/kVySAa9XUz

— Jigga With The Rollie & The Vest (@JMYChi) April 11, 2018

Are you telling me Tristan Thompson got tired of kissing this work of art?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? pic.twitter.com/khA6WyW39X

— Maximum Mola (@MolaLutherKing) April 10, 2018

Tristan Thompson: Wanna see me cheat on my pregnant girl? pic.twitter.com/Hj1cD188N3

— Kyle (@ItsKyllle) April 11, 2018

Savannah: "You hear your boy Tristan Thompson cheated on Khole?"

LeBron James: pic.twitter.com/EGfekaolxa

— Souf Sil Fa Lil (@Nicktheegr8) April 10, 2018

YERRRRRRRRRRRR @RealTristan13 pic.twitter.com/lEOIzWdZvY

— Zoe 🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹 (@YourFavoriteZoe) April 11, 2018

Nah, Rob gotta come outta hiding and defend his sisters honor. He gotta fight Tristan Thompson, suffocate that nigga with a titty. Something

— Basquiat. (@du_rag_cula) April 11, 2018

Tristan whenever his girlfriends reach their third trimester pic.twitter.com/1enRXudHuB

— a✨ (@aliceee__xo) April 10, 2018

You ain't deserve this @khloekardashian pic.twitter.com/uC4KIM65CS

— Zoe 🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹 (@YourFavoriteZoe) April 11, 2018

Khloe whispering in Tristan ear like "I'm not wearing any thighs" pic.twitter.com/eufZ6e0WmI

— Water Technique (@CerromeZONE) September 9, 2017

When Tristan Thompson seen the calendar hit 3rd trimester. pic.twitter.com/fq2JQdzTGo

— George M Johnson (@IamGMJohnson) April 11, 2018

“On the eve of the playoffs Tristan?!” pic.twitter.com/4KZI4LMm45

— Teddy Perkins (@TweetsOpenDoors) April 11, 2018

Tristan Thompson when his girlfriends hit they third trimester pic.twitter.com/1PdFzn7N9p

— Bree Alanaa ❤ (@BriannaAlanaa) April 10, 2018

Her bio is just icing on the CAKE pic.twitter.com/GQL5xIDuoq

— Aokiji クザン (@DukeOfZamunda) April 11, 2018

Smh @RealTristan13, Bron showed you how to do it. pic.twitter.com/AY4HU6Nk5Y

— Ken Blicky Jr (@_ChefDon_) April 11, 2018

khloe kardashian lost tristan thompson the same way she got him pic.twitter.com/CDnz05iF5O

— justin (@JUSTlNW) April 10, 2018

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/HVjZ6J1T1c

— ♛OG ℳ’Goku (@OGMelo_) April 10, 2018

Next Season on KUWTK:

“Right nowww….me & Tristan are just working towards a healthy co-parenting relationship. Who knows what the future …like holds..” pic.twitter.com/LBS5xp1eex

— ActualBlackMermaid (@Imani_Yvonne) April 11, 2018

Me: I should really go to bed
Internet: Tristan Thompson cheated on pregnant Khloe
Me: pic.twitter.com/y7yQG4gm8z

— Michelle Reitenauer (@MichelleReit) April 11, 2018

Soooooo that video of Tristan Thompson cheating on Khloe is from October but it just now comes out while khloe is due to give birth any day and they’re shooting another season of KUWTK 🤔🤔 the devil works hard but not harder than Kris Jenner pic.twitter.com/B6N06WiN49

— ……TyQuez (@tyquez_hunter) April 11, 2018