#IfSlaveryWasAChoice Is Trending So That We Can Laugh Through The Insanity
#IfSlaveryWasAChoice Is Hilarious
Kanye West opened his big, dumb mouth to suggest that black people were slaves for 400 years because of a “choice.” Yes, Kanye West thinks black people chose to be slaves. Again, he said this with his dumb mouth. While there’s plenty of time for people to drag him for filth, a lot of people worked through the frustration by simply joking about what life would be like if slavery were a choice. The results are incredible.
Me when massa asks me to pay rent on my small piece of land, on top of working all day. pic.twitter.com/wP40MF5ZUw
— Stephanie Yeboah (@NerdAboutTown) May 1, 2018
I was told by AppleCare that I could come to America and not pick cotton #IfSlaveryWasAChoice pic.twitter.com/XSayClg3Kg
— The Beyoncé of The Root (@JarrieBradshaw) May 2, 2018
Take a look at some more hilarity.
Me telling Massa's wife not to bother me on my day off #Ifslaverywasachoice pic.twitter.com/xjUQfoXQPB
— Alice (@Inrwandaland) May 2, 2018
“You not picking that cotton fast enough!”
#IfSlaveryWasAChoice
Me: pic.twitter.com/PJVjPRdgUy— Really Auri? (@AuriTheMermaid) May 2, 2018
Me and bae getting the news that we’ll be working in the house pic.twitter.com/YHSEdWSRKI
— Cousin Hennessy (@Ladidadi56) May 2, 2018
Colonizer: "do you want to be a slave?"
Me: pic.twitter.com/8N7O0IqImU
— Travon Free (@Travon) May 2, 2018
Massa: “Fetch me my weapon boy there’s a rebellion afoot.”
Me: pic.twitter.com/JvUIwMZXLg
— Eric Haywood (@EricHaywood) May 2, 2018
When massa comes by and asks if anyone wants to volunteer to "breed" #IfSlaveryWasAChoice pic.twitter.com/Oo48Lu6unJ
— Okoyeeeeeee, oh lehh do ehht (@Imani_Malika) May 2, 2018
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Massa: be on the plantation at 6:00 am
Me at 11:00 am #IfSlaveryWasAChoice pic.twitter.com/bihXlW5EsS— berry.. (@noeam1) May 2, 2018
"It says here on Massa Lynchwater's site, that his plantation offering:
– Free Dental
– a great health care system
– Kwanzaa off
– and paid slavecations!OH man, I'm bouta put my 2 weeks in TODAY! You think I can use Massa Jefferson as a reference?" pic.twitter.com/YMrBD6RGR6
— Positive Papí †iiKo (@937Noah_) May 2, 2018
#IfSlaveryWasAChoice me when I sail in from Africa to visit my cousins who applied for jobs in the New World pic.twitter.com/YjzNptjni5
— Pinodoriya (@Pino_Gorgio) May 2, 2018
Me, an intellectual who responded “no” to the slavery mass email vs y’all pic.twitter.com/dD1YIX3DmQ
— Rockets 1-0 🚀🚀🚀 (@HumbleTeej) May 1, 2018
Kanye really think niggas was sitting around like “aye, you going to Slavery tonight?” pic.twitter.com/KoONogFUSm
— 〽️ac (@T_DMac) May 1, 2018
#IfSlaveryWasAChoice
Shid its hot asf….. pic.twitter.com/s1Ib8v8guz— MeLaNiN n A BoX🎁 (@BlaQueChic83) May 2, 2018
me declining their offer to become a slave after I looked over the contract #IfSlaveryWasAChoice pic.twitter.com/SGQ3vEaV65
— yall stink (@PhatIcon) May 2, 2018
When company leaves and you have to gather massa for threatning to whoop you in front of them #IfSlaveryWasAChoice pic.twitter.com/RFnUL55FyG
— Daydreamer (@_Darkened_Moon) May 2, 2018
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