Rock Loves Pie
It all started with DJ Khaled. The artist went on the Breakfast Club a while back and said that he did not go down on his wife, stirring up all sorts of laughter and commentary. It was trending and celebrities far and wide chimed in. But none was more vocal and no one got more response than Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. He let the world know that he loves to smellalalalala his wife’s poontang pie.
Ahem.. *clears throat*
as a man, I take great pride in mastering ALL performances. This is probably a little TMI.. I will now quietly excuse myself from this fun thread 👀— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) May 6, 2018
This, of course, turned into a thing with an uppercase “T” because just the thought of it had drawls dripping across the nation. Take a look…
If you would have told me that in 2018 The Rock would be firing back at DJ Khaled for not reciprocating oral sex in a relationship, I'd 100% believe you. Because it's the Rock, and Khaled seems like the worst.
Totally believable Twitter banter.
— Andrew Everett (@_AndrewEverett) May 6, 2018
This was The Rock response to Dj Khaled saying he don’t eat pussy bc he is a king…THANK YOU DWAYNE!!For speaking up for all the REAL Kings who please their Queens #theres still hope 😂😂😂 https://t.co/TCASDfcysS
— Exotic Kelly💋 Dior (@exotickellydior) May 7, 2018
It should surprise absolutely no one that the Rock is a better man than DJ Khaled.
— Drace Domino (@DraceDomino) May 6, 2018
Clearly.. I mean look at him and look at you. She will be layin in bed next to DJ Khaled and looking back at this tweet from The Rock like that old spice commercial. pic.twitter.com/Mzg2PHyYEp
— 💙💙Tracy💙💙 (@walton_gm) May 6, 2018
At the start of this weekend I didn’t know anything about DJ Khaled and now I know that he doesn’t go down on his wife and also that The Rock does go down on his wife and now I can’t wait for people to ask me how my weekend was.
— Katherine Allan (@kathrillhouse) May 6, 2018
I want to picture The Rock doing everything I don’t want to picture DJ Khaled doing. https://t.co/GF6XSQszDS
— Joanna Simkin (@JoannaSimkin) May 6, 2018
The rock just told twitter he eats his wife out bc dj khaled told twitter he DIDNT eat his wife out. taking notes for my End of 2018 exam
— scholastic book fair (@jennifersnudes) May 6, 2018
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dj khaled: i don't perform oral sex
the rock: pic.twitter.com/LKM5SOSDPU— moon cop (@tomhanxjr) May 6, 2018
Listennnnnnn…
People built like the Rock knows what it is.
People built like DJ Khaled don’t.
This is not a coincidence, kings.
Learn something from this.
The Rock would probably turn you all the way ou—- *phone cracks* https://t.co/33t6qPlEyb
— Her Royal Dopeness (@NAVolatPropriis) May 7, 2018
*clears throat* in the battle for crown between DJ Khaled and Rock…. i just want to say @TheRock is real King 🙈🙉🙊
— Phoolan Devi (@ashsultana) May 7, 2018
For 3 days we've been trying not to picture Khaled doing it. The Rock just swept in and saved us. Now THAT is something to visualize. This MF does it all.
— blueeyedsoul (@blueeyedsoul) May 7, 2018
Khaled don't wanna mess a good beard, but Rock ain't saving it for anything! https://t.co/40XonlbDww
— Sam K. (@SamngashK) May 7, 2018
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