Y’all Are Hilariously Petty: These #iMadeIt Tweets Making Fun Of Dramatic Graduation Posts Are Pure Comedy
Born 6 months late
Rejected by my mother and father age 3
Lost my friends and close ones age 9
Lost all my hairline age 13
Expelled from society age 21
Had the whole universe bowing down to me two weeks ago #Imadeit pic.twitter.com/vCmcLsz9mR
— THANOS JNR (@K0YIN) May 12, 2018
Hilarious #IMadeIt Tweets
We’ve all seen those motivational graduation tweets with people expressing their amazement at what they overcame to get where they are. They’ve been great to watch, but you know how people like to react: with pettiness and comedy. These outrageous #IMadeIt tweets are blowing up Twitter and bringing the petty comedy.
• Born with glass bones & paper skin
• Every morning I break my legs
• Every afternoon I break my arms
• At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
• Now graduating with a bachelors in biochemistry at 23 #iMadeIt pic.twitter.com/sK5w0mrLug— Calvin Witteveen (@CalvinW14) May 13, 2018
Take a look and enjoy the laughter. Y’all are wild.
* Stole a candy bar at age 6
* Rode a bike with no helmet at age 9
* Broke the zipper on my favorite jacket at age 15
Through all this adversity I stood tall and finished my masters degree with a 3.8#IMadeIt pic.twitter.com/wX0vqnbHVF
— Nikko (@Nikko_Lairtoo) May 12, 2018
-My birth wasn’t planned
-Lost my virginity at the age of 5 with my kg teacher
-cheated on my first test in first grade
-Had several heart attacks from anxiety after prank calling Pizza Hut
-parents almost left me in Oakbrook one time
-I now have a PhD in neuroscience #imadeit pic.twitter.com/2Qifzxxp8c— Mo (@It_is_mo_8) May 12, 2018
• never graduated high school
• sold Kutco knives for 7 years
• denied from every college I applied to
• saved my ass off
• finally was able to buy my own house at age 19 #IMadeIt pic.twitter.com/PyCVCBWbXb— jay (@originalcuntent) May 13, 2018
• Woke up at 6
• took a shit and piss at 6:15
• wiped my ass at 6:25
• brushed my teeth at 6:27
• jacked off at 6:30
• made breakfast at 6:45
• finished at 6:50
• checked my Twitter at 6:55
• graduated to 7 o clock#iMadeIt pic.twitter.com/RMlGFkDM6x— Billy Da 5'9" (@lilbillfromthep) May 12, 2018
• Stillborn
• Expelled from elementary school at age 9
• Infertile
• Pregnant at 14
• Dropped out of high school
• Got my GED at 16 #IMadeIt pic.twitter.com/E3Vo4COhhR— MSP🚽 (@MxriaSofia) May 13, 2018
* Dad got a virgin pregnant and left
* Stuck in the desert with Satan at 27
* Set up for a bag of change at 29
* Got jumped and killed the next day
* Came back to life 3 days later
* Chilling in the sky by 30#IMadeIt pic.twitter.com/LW31OJjs4d— Advanced Darkness (@theregonick) May 12, 2018
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• Born premature at 4 months
• Diagnosed with cerebral palsy at 6
• Kicked out of middle school at 12
• Murdered at 17
• Now graduating with a bachelors in biochemistry at 23 #iMadeIt pic.twitter.com/SkXrOKatrD— Ya Gotta Make Millions To Owe Millions (@HighOnHASH_) May 11, 2018
I,
• Graduated from Harvard with my Masters at 5.
• Raised by wolves.
• Fought chuck Norris and won.
• taught Stephen Hawkins.
• Fought Mike Tyson and won.
• beat the Russian and Rocky at the same time.
God is good #Imadeit pic.twitter.com/ET4R7h4vBV— Don Rascòn (@Rascon_42) May 12, 2018
lil pump:
17 Years Old
High school dropout
Harvard Graduate and Profesor
Dropped on my Head when born
Born at 3months
Divorce-e
Have a Bachelors Degree in Advanced Literature and Creative Writting
Eskeit #IMadeIt 🎓 https://t.co/eNB9cgFmq7— j🦇 (@icehoetel) May 17, 2018
• Born a penguin at age 2
• Diagnosed with diabetes at age 6
• Expelled from the igloo at age 13
• Drowned at age 17
• Now graduating with a bachelors in biomedical engineering at 22#iMadeIt pic.twitter.com/rfYwSCUp8S— doug dimmaDUMB (@attacnode) May 13, 2018
Fell off my bike at 4
Hit my shin on a scooter at 11
Stubbed my pinky toe on the table at 17
Stepped on a lego barefoot at 23#IMadeIt pic.twitter.com/MEKL3npBS4
— The beard (@JustDoIt_Mikey) May 12, 2018
Born into a white trash household
Had to save the world with my friends on numerous occasions
Died over a hundred times
Graduated into the fourth grade#IMadeIt pic.twitter.com/XMG5sZfhT5— Fabs (@Fabio227) May 12, 2018
Twin ate me in the womb
Born with newborn Jaundice
Kicked out of home when I was 4
Homeless man stabbed me to death
Now I can lift a cardboard box#IMadeIt #StartedFromTheBottom #NowWeHere pic.twitter.com/GamN8pz4MK— Lil Coco (@Codienie) May 13, 2018
• was born 2 months expired
• kicked out of elementary school at 6
• starting eating ass at 12
• murdered at 16
• still have no idea what i’m doing
#IMadeIt #grindindontstop 😤😌 pic.twitter.com/IKxlG8RCAq— the people’s papi (@alexespinoza4l) May 13, 2018
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