Wiz Khalifa Says Straight Men Shouldn’t Bite Bananas
Wiz Khalifa is sharing some of his own personal etiquette for fellow straight men who want to enjoy some potassium.
The “Rolling Papers 2” rapper was a guest on “The Breakfast Club” this week and before discussing new music, his ex-wife Amber Rose and son Sebastian, Wiz made an interesting comment about men eating bananas.
According to the hyper-masculine rapper, if a man bites into a banana he’s “sus” and might be homosexual.
R E A L L Y?
Wiz: “You gotta break it in half. If you bite into a banana, you sus[pect]!”
Charlamagne: “It’s just fruit!”
Wiz: “You gotta break it in pieces bro. If you a n***a, n***s gotta break the banana in half. I’m just trying to help you out, bro. If you’re in public, just break it into pieces.”
Surely, this is absolutely fine and not a testament to someone’s fragile masculinity at all…
Do you agree with #WizKhalifa when it comes to how to eat a banana ? pic.twitter.com/ohHSU2pjPU
— The Breakfast Club (@breakfastclubam) July 20, 2018
The Breakfast Club has since asked fans to comments on the topic…
#Freakyfreakyfriday Based off #wizkhalifa comments on eating a banana: Do you think there are separate rules for men and women when it comes to eating a banana?
— The Breakfast Club (@breakfastclubam) July 20, 2018
and the reactions are brutal.
Wiz dead ass be wearing short shorts looking like a succulently thick Instagram model, but bananas is where he draws the line.
— tyrese "aunty chicken of the sea" sanders (@tysandsnyc) July 19, 2018
Wiz Khalifa saying straight dudes shouldn't eat bananas, and gotta break em in half or it's "sus".
Boy, how fragile is you?
— Sonoma (@MartenMadness) July 20, 2018
What do YOU think about Wiz Khalifa’s banana rules??? Just eat the fruit, sir.
Wiz is getting dragged allllll the way back to “Black & Yellow.”
Hey @wizkhalifa if you think eating a banana will make you wanna blow a guy you probably already wanna blow a guy. Also your logic is incredibly stupid, juvenile and homophobic. You should try to be a smarter person. https://t.co/H2dIsBAKlA
— Travon Free (@Travon) July 19, 2018
everyone sicing Wiz's comments about how to properly eat bananas. wholetime this is the only correct way to eat a banana pic.twitter.com/4816ZGq921
— .// (@_hackJammer) July 19, 2018
There are people in my mentions mad at me but Im not the one cancelling a delicious fruit because It’s “gay.” I’m a wiz fan guys, but this is corny and yeah…homophobic. And I’m worried about his potassium intake.
— Quinta (@quintabrunson) July 19, 2018
It’s a fucking banana.
Wiz is father and will be 31 in September. pic.twitter.com/NPP5kfV5Ss— Shar (@SharSaysSo) July 19, 2018
Wiz said “you gotta cut the bananas in half, at least.”
Might also suggest:
-Refer to them as “womangos” and “fruit gwoptail”
– pose holding coconuts by your crotch like mock testicles to really underline the point
– never eating anything but bacon + steak #bettergoutthangay
— Baetrone Means. (@GeeDee215) July 19, 2018
Mark my words, if I ever see Wiz, I’m gonna eat a banana in slow-mo and never break eye contact. https://t.co/lQYUHvd6uo
— Tim Hendricks (@Saltwatertattoo) July 20, 2018
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Wiz Khalifa said in an interview that it’s gay for men to eat bananas. … can you imagine your masculinity being THAT fragile? C’mon Wiz 😒 #WizKhalifa
— DAVEEherman (@PennMonster) July 19, 2018
I’m sorry, Wiz wants me to give up bananas???
What about Banana pudding with the Nilla waffers?????
I have to give up Bananas and cereal too????? Who’s mans??????? https://t.co/2vJhMqfmEa
— A Dog On Quest (@S0LARDOG) July 20, 2018
Wiz Khalifa's banana take is so off point everybody knows real men stare longingly into the eyes of the nearest man while they chomp down on their delicious potassium wedge as a show of dominance
— Au Bon Painsexual (@CMYKGenet) July 20, 2018
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