R. Kelly's new song "I Admit" details long list of public scandals

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R. Kelly Releases New Revelatory Song “I Admit”

You KNOW s#!t is bad when you take a page out of O.J. Simpson‘s playbook in order to PR spin your heinous crimes.

R. Kelly has released a new song, a 20-minute song, entitled “I Admit It”. Similar to Orenthal’s book “If I Did It”, Kelly’s new ditty details everything from his marriage to Aaliyah, his infamous sex tape, his recent alcohol-and-marijuana-induced conversation with Wendy Williams and much more.

On his ability to read, or lack thereof:

I admit I can’t spell for s**t
I admit that all I hear is hits (ohh)
I admit that I couldn’t read the teleprompter when the Grammy’s asked me to present (yeah)

On his “alleged” pedophilia:

I admit I f**k with all the ladies, that’s both older and young ladies (ladies, yeah)
But tell me how they call it pedophile because that s**t is crazy (crazy)
You may have your opinions, entitled to your opinions (opinions)
But really am I supposed to go to jail or lose my career because of your opinion

On this soul-bearing convo with Wendy Williams:

Now remember when you was mad with me? But I ain’t never offered her no drink (no drink)
But I admit that she asked me, can I get a little Hennessy? (yeah)
We both turned off our phone, we drinked, out smoked, we talked
I admit that I tore it off (our phone, we talked, it off)
From my good points to my faults (faults)
She said “What about Aaliyah said?”
Love
She said “What about the tape?”
I said hush
I said my lawyer said “don’t say noth'”
But I can tell you I’ve been set up (up)

The whole song is…a lot.

Flip the page to listen to the whole 20 minutes.

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