Yes, R. Kelly’s Disgusting A$$ Deserves All This Slander Twitter Is Serving Him And More

I saw R. Kelly trending and figured he finally got arrested and I can't believe I'm still that naive

— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) July 23, 2018

I know it's wrong to laugh but I'm dying at R. Kelly saying "I admit a family member touched me" and then added "touched me, touched me, touched me" as ad-libs after. The ad-libs really diminished the seriousness of the line.

— Sermon (@SermonsDomain) July 23, 2018

R. Kelly literally sings “I admit it, I did it.”

Remind me how he is not in jail?

— zellie (@zellieimani) July 23, 2018

Good reasons for R. Kelly to be trending:

1) finally arrested
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— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) July 23, 2018

R. Kelly and Trump are both trending so it’s a big day for American sexual predators who like piss.

— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 23, 2018

But wait. People really listened to a 19-min R. Kelly song in 2018?

19 MINUTES?!?! pic.twitter.com/4sgyag0BcK

— Britni Danielle (@BritniDWrites) July 23, 2018

I…. just…. there’s no hope pic.twitter.com/ZzlBM0d0Ou

— Hyphy Wifey (@DopeChubbyChick) July 23, 2018

It's funny that R. Kelly would release a 19 minute track. Feels like it should be more like 14 or 15.

— Tronald Dump (@ChrisCubas) July 23, 2018

“i don’t care! i’m still gonna support R. Kelly regardless!” pic.twitter.com/CCrNRz8uLg

— illmatic track 4 (@no_cut_card) July 23, 2018

So, R. Kelly took a page out of OJ's book, eh? 'I Admit' is the musical version of OJ's "If I did it."

Spoiler alert: we already know you did it, pic.twitter.com/fdetqks966

— Britni Danielle (@BritniDWrites) July 23, 2018

The Police on their way to arrest R Kelly after listening to new R.Kelly track “I admit it.” pic.twitter.com/Cs9mOs6M3h

— . (@luisagibsonxo) July 23, 2018

R Kelly: I admit I did it
Internet: We've been knew!#RKelly pic.twitter.com/2PnEyx1jJU

— Vuzu (@Vuzu_M) July 23, 2018

Y'all really sat there and listened to a 19 minutes long song?? By R. Kelly of ALL people?! pic.twitter.com/aFpOaeUDKT

— (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ (@mattswaggster) July 23, 2018

R. Kelly: "I admit it I did it"
Oldheads: that dont mean he did it!! pic.twitter.com/MYwH7nxHMO

— Trafalgar D. Water Law (@lovingthecrewe) July 23, 2018

Robert Kelly had the unmitigated y’all …. the damn audacity ….. to plead with his listeners to “LET HIM AGE GRACEFULLY” when he could’ve left them young girls alone to do the same thing

— illmatic track 4 (@no_cut_card) July 23, 2018