Meet The Bearded Poon-Sizzler & Everyone Else Who Auditioned To Be Issa Rae's New Crush

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— Lamont Johnson (@LMG_BangBang) August 24, 2018

Random Twitter Strangers Audition To Be Issa Rae’s Crush

At first glance, it seemed like just another on-brand Issa tweet that quickly BLEW UP into a hilarious shot-shooting spree and attracted endless waves of human creep eye emojis, maybe-baes and savages who we’ve featured here just in case you’re looking to get chose courtesy of the benevolent Issa Rae.

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— IG : @NoelCom_Fit (@Absoya62) August 24, 2018

Hit the flip to meet the human creep eye emojis who auditioned to be Issa’s new crush.

I need a new crush.

— Issa Rae (@IssaRae) August 23, 2018

Currently #postedup under this post with a paper bag ready, awaiting ALL worthy crumbs and #snacks. 👀

— Dayna Lynne North (@classicdayna) August 24, 2018

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— Lamont Johnson (@LMG_BangBang) August 24, 2018

Yardie 🇯🇲 pic.twitter.com/3Kl8Xi68x0

— IG : @NoelCom_Fit (@Absoya62) August 24, 2018

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— BAM (@0rtist) August 24, 2018

I know the perfect guy! @rodneydamoncoll pic.twitter.com/tZkdKIycza

— Driven (@rodgracegift) August 24, 2018

Please to meet you.. ❤️😂 pic.twitter.com/5W5DtPj2cp

— al•che•MEL•ist 🇳🇬 🇱🇷 (@itsRamel) August 24, 2018

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Here I come boo!! 😉😏 pic.twitter.com/TULXkCiy9f

— Seimone Augustus (@seimoneaugustus) August 24, 2018

Here I am pic.twitter.com/BgWi6k8haG

— Justice J Jackson (@justice_j_j) August 24, 2018

Let me take this moment to introduce myself☺️ my name is Misha and I write poetry. I’ll be your crush! pic.twitter.com/Uy47iY2dnC

— Chocolate Opal Gilstrap (@DoseofMeesh_) August 23, 2018