That’s A Lot Of Molding: The Most Thirsty Reactions To Safaree’s New Self-Smithereen-Smashing Sex Toys
Safaree Sex Toy Brings Thirst
If you saw the news yesterday, then you know that Safaree’s massive man meats are getting molded into sex toys for public consumption. This led women and men across the world to get in formation, do their yoga stretches and get ready for the party of their lives. The demand is so much that preorders have moved up by a few weeks and it looks like Safaree is going to secure a hell of a bag if commission is included.
Anyway, the thirstiest of thirsties had a lot of thoughts on the matter, so they rushed to let the world know their feelings. Take a look at the happiest, most hilarious reactions to Safaree’s meats knocking on your door in a few months.
Safaree got a sex toy deal???!!!👀👀 pic.twitter.com/Z8nSCcWu4q
— Reese No Jerry 🐝🖤 (@HeyImReese) August 28, 2018
When does this Safaree toy drop? Asking for myself.
— bundles galore (@sooziebougie) August 29, 2018
Heard Safaree is making sex toys the exact shape and size of his..
I wanna know times and dates.
Those things aren't selling out before I can get one 😂 🍆💦
— Soph (@BoxsetBish) August 29, 2018
Safaree toys? I think I can *fit* that in the budget. pic.twitter.com/NyYjHXwnJY
— Nacho Average Ma (@NACHOAVERAGEMA) August 28, 2018
Safaree coming out with toys molded of his meat . y'all understand i'm never getting a man now right ? 😹😹
— 🎀Muva🎀 (@MuvaPooh_) August 28, 2018
Y’all Safaree got a toy made of himself pic.twitter.com/UCxymB1QGi
— Chiquinta Dickens (@Shea_Diva88) August 28, 2018
Safaree sausage so big he done got himself a million dollar deal with the biggest adult toy company . Now that’s BIG DICK energy 🤣😩
— 𝒜 (@aye_el_caca) August 28, 2018
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I think safaree should slap Nicki with his new sex toy when it comes out. It’s only right
— cancer sun/scorpio moon 🤪 (@spicyspice_) August 28, 2018
They making a safaree anaconda themed sex toy, looks like I'll just really remain single . 🍆🤣🤣
— k r y s t a (@urstrulyk) August 28, 2018
Safaree gotta let me test out the real thing for giving him the idea to make his peen a sex toy.
— champagne champion⚜️ (@_BriaPlease) August 29, 2018
I love my man but I want that safaree toy idc idc 🤷🏾♀️
— NicoleC (@Mrs_BFranklin) August 28, 2018
Safaree getting seven figures for making a mold of his dick for a sex toy line 🤦🏾♀️ pic.twitter.com/DKocWOLVoG
— Toni 🥃💙 (@_AyoTriggs) August 28, 2018
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