You Didn’t Win The Mega Millions
Welp. It’s Wednesday morning, which means that the Mega Millions was last night. Someone won $1.6 billion. Guess what: that person wasn’t you. Sorry.
You still have to go to work today and live the life you lived yesterday, sadly. Don’t worry: Twitter is making fun of you for being broke.
That’s right, Twitter is here to rub salt on the wound and clown the hell out of you. Peep the jokes so we can all cry together.
