Me looking at the Mega Millions numbers:
pic.twitter.com/5NlUgCOFS2— Terrince 🇭🇹 (@PhreshWithaP) October 24, 2018
You Didn’t Win The Mega Millions
Welp. It’s Wednesday morning, which means that the Mega Millions was last night. Someone won $1.6 billion. Guess what: that person wasn’t you. Sorry.
You still have to go to work today and live the life you lived yesterday, sadly. Don’t worry: Twitter is making fun of you for being broke.
Mega Millions: Okay the first number is 28
Me: pic.twitter.com/QtIS3pXqQk— Rachel Wright (@rachwright324) October 24, 2018
That’s right, Twitter is here to rub salt on the wound and clown the hell out of you. Peep the jokes so we can all cry together.
Me tryna make the numbers on my mega millions ticket match the numbers that were drawn pic.twitter.com/GLSGonGIQp
— Cam (@CGIII__) October 24, 2018
me calling my work tryna get my job back after i didnt win mega millions pic.twitter.com/yBAc7ciRoO
— Tony X. (@soIoucity) October 24, 2018
Me repeatedly looking at my Mega Millions ticket, knowing damn well I didn’t hit one number: pic.twitter.com/1POWj2dRL7
— KristinDeLuciaMorgan (@kmorgan76) October 24, 2018
me after winning the 40 million dollar mega millions jackpot pic.twitter.com/EroUPAiMbZ
— CARTERLANDON (@CLIPARTHOMIE) October 24, 2018
who won that mega millions ticket i just wanna talk, you single? pic.twitter.com/NvxMAqDPtH
— D.Nightshade (@dcentlydopelazy) October 24, 2018
Me when I woke up & found out there was a winner for the mega millions pic.twitter.com/mnJoGplGq5
— D (@_Gramz_) October 24, 2018
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Everyone at work tomorrow after not winning #MegaMillions pic.twitter.com/lBZ9yiadAZ
— Peyman (@PeymanJolan) October 24, 2018
glad someone won the mega millions. i didn’t need $1.6B anyway. pic.twitter.com/lPSpq5Dp6B
— finegodmother (@finegodmother) October 24, 2018
I said “who ever won the mega millions, ya moms a hoe” pic.twitter.com/eMWdgTUqu2
— yobroreaux (@Aaronreaux) October 24, 2018
well… I didn’t win the Mega Millions jackpot again pic.twitter.com/f4Juted01s
— ℂ𝕙𝕠𝕕𝕖𝕪 (@cccooodddyyyyyy) October 24, 2018
Mega Millions : first number is 28
Me : pic.twitter.com/AzNoRnGuV8
— Steven Michael (@HI_SMG) October 24, 2018
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