Who Should Cardi B Date Next
It’s been just a few hours since Cardi B decided to kick her dirty dog boo Offset to the curb for good, so it may be too soon to think about moving on. However, it’s never too early for we internet folks to speculate, right? So we are following up on the news of the newly single Cardi B by wondering who she might move on with in her next relationship.
We have 10 candidates here. Who do you think is next when she does eventually get out there again?
Meek Mill – They just made a song together. They can really make Nicki Minaj’s life a living hell. Who says no?
Drake – He has been lusting over Nicki for years, so why not get the closest thing in his eyes?
Kevin Durant – Look, he and Offset look separated at birth so why not just slide KD in to relationship and who can really tell the difference?
Maino – He likes throwing hands and calling the goons on people. So does Cardi. Match made in heaven.
Future – Why? Because this would be a messy, headline-making extravaganza
Chrissy Teigen and John Legend – Hey, it’s time to think outside the box. Cardi has mentioned wanting a threesome with the couple before, so why not just go all the way in?
Rihanna – Teigen also suggested a threesome thing with Rih and Cardi. Might as well, right? Rihanna is over men and Cardi might be, too.
The Game – He’s a blood. She raps about bloods all the time. A match made in red heaven.
Takeoff – Does it look like he should be left off of love and happiness? Why not?
Florian Munteanu – “Big Nasty” from Creed 2 is melting away panty drawls across the internet. Maybe Cardi will try vanilla in her life.
A faithful rapper – We tried to think of one…but we drew a blank so…um…GOOD LUCK!