Here is another buffoon to gawk at, readers. A woman has come out to claim that Chad Johnson was trying to get in her pristine drawers and now she has a message for him:
“I hate Chad Johnson. Such a douche. He got pissed at me because when he played the Raiders I wouldn’t…… go to this lunch or go to his hotel and hang out with him after he gave me his number on Twitter and then made awful attempts via text to hit on me. Then when I asked him something about himself he asked me why I hadn’t googled him yet and if I wanted to know stuff about him I should google him…. Um. Doesn’t he have a bunch of illegitimate kids and hook up with hookers??
PS. Chad, I googled you and figured out you’re a piece of trash. Hopefully, you do right by all your kids out there. Kisses… You know who I am.”
Jesus, please take the wheel in the black athletes’ lives.