this lady lied on God for $100. HDJSJSJSKSK pic.twitter.com/HZO8jIJppB
— stan. (@BacockObama) May 13, 2020
We’re baaaack with another essential collection of hilarious tweets and memes that got us through the second week of May while overshadowing triggering COVID updates that get more ominous by the week.
At this point, we’re either stressed tf out, vibing to the wonderfully toxic new Future album, tired of cooking chicken over and over (and over) again, perfecting twerk techniques for demon time, learning new 73-count TikTok routines, going live with friends while looking like straggly cave-dwellers, fighting with our quarantine bae, planning outfits for later this year, struggling to make a “homemade” mask or plotting on sneaking out for a haircut, mani, pedi or wax during the most uncertain era in recent history.
it was all good just a wobble ago https://t.co/ayJ6nTAHZh
— in charge of the girls (@AmeriKraut) May 11, 2020
Hit the flip for MORE hilarious tweets/memes that got us through the week.
this lady lied on God for $100. HDJSJSJSKSK pic.twitter.com/HZO8jIJppB
— stan. (@BacockObama) May 13, 2020
“this lady lied on God for $100. HDJSJSJSKSK” – this is so hilarious
Bro what the fuck is Boosie talkin bout LMAO pic.twitter.com/lXzlKshPMd
— Kellyn (@kellyndyann) May 10, 2020
“Bro what the f**k is Boosie talkin bout LMAO” – Boosie STAY wylin’ no matter the time nor place
it was all good just a wobble ago https://t.co/ayJ6nTAHZh
— in charge of the girls (@AmeriKraut) May 11, 2020
“it was all good just a wobble ago” – we almost thought the BFF beef was over until it wasn’t
Jill got me wantin to beat dis nigga ass now man pic.twitter.com/pxvS6QfdSE
— PUSHA C (@COOLEEDABEAUTY) May 10, 2020
“Jill got me wantin to beat dis n*gga a** now man” – if you know, you know
Insecure writers after we tweeted about Issa and Molly making up during the wobble #InsecureHBO pic.twitter.com/6q4ClL6cwU
— Black Women Told You (@ItsTiaWilliams) May 11, 2020
“Insecure writers after we tweeted about Issa and Molly making up during the wobble #InsecureHBO” – played with our emotions smh
I am dying at Tasha Smith. All I can hear is Angela in Why Did I Get Married? 😂 pic.twitter.com/NyCJNOUmd0
— Ashley (@ashleylatruly) May 10, 2020
“I am dying at Tasha Smith. All I can hear is Angela in Why Did I Get Married?” – we could actually hear her comments last night
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It’s always that ex boo at homecoming that be like this 😂 https://t.co/PM7flCRl35
— Shawlene (@ArielleDenise) May 11, 2020
“It’s always that ex boo at homecoming that be like this” – every single year, at every single school, never fails
This pic.twitter.com/YJ6citdoyU
— jdirrt (@JDIRRT) May 14, 2020
“This” – the downside of being an artist is that you’re always expected to perform
Recap of the 6ix9ine livestream: pic.twitter.com/dnIeyTbJEJ
— Ja Morant Report (@report_ja) May 8, 2020
“Recap of the 6ix9ine livestream” – Say what you want about Tekashi, dude is bold
List of names I’ve seen for Condola:
– Condoleezza
– Condolences
– Comcast
– Confetti
– Carpet Cleaner
– Condominium
– Contagious
– Condoning
– Canola Oil
– Condensed Milk
– Consolation
– Consequences
– Cantu
– Condiments
– Controlla
– Console
– Camcorder
– Gondola#InsecureHBO— Sydney Noel (@sydneynoels) May 11, 2020
“List of names I’ve seen for Condola:
– Condoleezza
– Condolences
– Comcast
– Confetti
– Carpet Cleaner
– Condominium
– Contagious
– Condoning
– Canola Oil
– Condensed Milk
– Consolation
– Consequences
– Cantu
– Condiments
– Controlla
– Console
– Camcorder
– Gondola” – and we love them all
I’m so desperate for a haircut I’ll let this nigga do it! pic.twitter.com/TGQGma8IuH
— Hustle Westbrook (@CamUzimaki) May 12, 2020
“I’m so desperate for a haircut I’ll let this n*gga do it!” – it’s getting spooky out here
Nobody:
Tiffany on the next episode:#InsecureHBO pic.twitter.com/g85di8qvFQ
— Jan Levinson 🍷 (@little__f0ot) May 11, 2020
“Nobody:
Tiffany on the next episode:
#InsecureHBO” – she’s quietly going through it!
O.J. Simpson: pic.twitter.com/hdDtjR9qFb
— Wes Blankenship (@Wes_nship) May 11, 2020
“O.J. Simpson:” – haaaaaaaa
checking that hymen https://t.co/CipfGzxhbT
— MINA ÆVUM (@tendertones) May 14, 2020
“checking that hymen” – Tip will never live that down
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