This undercooked Scotch Egg has some nerve…

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Some a$$hole across the pond named Lord John Kilclooney fixed his blood-drained, sagging, canker-sored face to speak not only ill but bigotedly against the first Black Vice President-elect of these United States.

According to NY Daily News, Kilclooney posted a racist tweet-and-delete that is now stuck to his shoe like a piece of s#!tty toilet paper. Peep what he said when contemplating aloud whether or not 77-year-old Joe Biden will live through his presidential term:

“What happens if Biden moves on and the Indian becomes President?”

Excuse us, who? “The Indian”? Are you f***ing serious?!? Kilclooney tried to come back and clean it up but we all saw it and there is absolutely no excuse for it.

Lord Speaker Norman Fowler g-checked his KKKolleague for speaking about a historical figure like Kamala Harris in such a terrible way.

“This is an offensive way to refer to anyone, let alone a woman who has just made history,” Fowler exclaimed.

“The comment is entirely unacceptable and has no place in British politics. I could not be clearer.”

https://twitter.com/LordSpeaker/status/1325824791404744706

According to the BBC, Lord Kilclooney, also known as John Taylor, is a former deputy leader of the Ulster Unionist Party. This guy sits in parliament!

As the backlash began to boil over, KKKilclooney, tried to white-splain his remarks in further detail saying “he’s very fond of India.”

“I’m a member of the British India all-party group, I have two Indians (tenants) in my flats here in London and there’s nothing racist in it whatsoever,” he told PA News agency. “She’s proud of her Indian roots just as Biden’s proud to say he’s Irish.”

We can’t make this stuff up…

As far as we’re concerned, Kilclooney can keep his apology. We’d much rather he take a tumble down a flight of stairs or spill boiling water on himself. Either of those would be much more satisfying than some weak-ass, mealy-mouthed mea culpa.

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